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 Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 5:17 pm
Medeus Wish granted, your wish SUX!! evil I wish I wasn't being chased so much. Wish granted, you are alone forever. I wish Med and Cookie would hook up already.
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Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 5:53 pm
Wish granted. Way to divide by zero.
I wish that I could break something and then magically repair it.
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problematic briefcase Crew
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Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 4:01 am
Wish Granted, but you decide one day to fix the Times Square New Years ball and you get arrested for doing so.
I wish that I wasn't allowed to make any wishes. >:3
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Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 1:55 pm
Wish granted, you just got swallowed by a Unicorn, which negates any wishes you think you can make, and turns them into Sparkle-poo.
I wish everybody would quit being retards and just be Perfect already. stare
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Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 2:43 pm
Wish granted, you are now Hitler. You gather up thousands and thousands of soldiers to take over the United States, however, when you start to attack Canada, the entire British Empire and France demolish you.
I wish Mede didn't become Hitler, but if he did, spare me because I'm German.
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Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 6:40 pm
He does, but you are a Jewish German.
I wish we all lived in a hilarious spinoff of Jersey Shore
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Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 11:04 pm
Wish granted, s**t just got real!
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I wish I watched Jersey shore more often, so I could properly grant the previous wish.
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Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2011 9:05 am
Granted, but now you're incredibly obsessed with something called a "Snooki." Sounds like a sex position, or an infomercial fishing system...
I wish Twilight didn't exist
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Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2011 11:49 am
Done. All twilight is destroyed from the universe. There is fire everywhere. Countless stars are born, all matter is destroyed to bring about more light energy in the cosmos. Everything that is and ever could be is taken into the brightness, nothing is left to cast a single shadow.
I wish that all the people of the world could join hands a spirit of harmony and peace.
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Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2011 11:54 am
Granted. Too bad they waited until the day of the apocalypse to do it.
I wish that I was the greatest at every vidya game ever.
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Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2011 1:30 pm
Wish granted, You're the best gamer ever.
You're also now a fat, acne-ridden, 48 year old virgin living in your dead mother's basement (her corpse is still upstairs in the kitchen), and you haven't seen sunlight in over 20 years; hopelessly albino. The only way you can get around the room is by maneuvering your Hover-round, hoping you don't trip over your own kankles. You mostly invest in Shwan's and Domino's pizza to keep yourself alive, and your eyesight is going quickly, due to the innumerable hours you spend glued to the 6 TV screens wired up around the room. Your best friend is a rat named Mauri, and your only Human friends are the ones that you befriend online, than stab in the back to steal their gear....so they aren't really friends.
Your d**k has shriveled from disuse, and is now only functional as a urine-tract. You haven't seen a real woman up close in Ever, and your future in the Dating world is more grim than last level of El Diablo II.
I hope you're happy.
I wish I could just skip past the College part of life, and get hired wherever I want.
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Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2011 1:33 pm
Granted, you get hired as a stripper. It's not for other men.
I wish I could play WoW, without being totally uninterested in it, but not getting addicted.
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problematic briefcase Crew
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Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2011 1:45 pm
Wish granted, but you get hacked and are only mildly disappointed by this.
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Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2011 8:07 pm
FFFFFFFFFFFFFF--
Wish granted, b***h! evil
I wish LPS had made a wish so I could grant it less vindictively.
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Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2011 8:09 pm
oops i accidentally figured out the thread
Wish granted, but someone else gets to it.
I wish someone other than Medeus would grant this wish. HA
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