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 Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 5:25 pm
Chapter 8Quote: They set it on fire like how they died and sent him into the ocean where they ware mermaids. Quote: “He was so young,” said Draco, “I miss him alteady.” Quote: “Shadow was one of my best friends…” she bean, “I wouldn’t have trade him for anyone in te world, even for the rarest pokemon, or the biggest chaos emerald. Quote: “We don’t have time… I know I am the hero of it,” Quote: “Dally! Baby was a bottle!” Quote: the baby didn’t like the milk bottles because he was a vampire and wanted to drink blood farm Dally’s tits. Quote: They also downloaded a few new rooms so the guys could live in there too. Quote: “I’m gonna go get some cake from the golden shower,” Quote: It was chosen one and now it will kiss us all… Quote: “Oh Shadow,” Dally said to the baby, “What are you thanking so ******** hard about?”
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 5:49 pm
Chapter 10Quote: “No… no… NO!” suddenly Dally jolted up from her sleep in a panic, sweat was gushing down her neck and back like a giraffe. Quote: he must have forgat cuz Mystique must have used stun spore through the phone to put her to sleep (her magic was that powerful). Quote: “Who are you?” he wished, “I’m Serious Black.” Quote: his lips were icey cold and it turns her on. Quote: The note the had said to go to florr two but for some raison they were having a hard time finding that flour. Quote: “I ******** HATE CARPETS” Quote: “Look Shadow’s death was a hard on for all of us but you gota get your s**t together or all of our other friends will die to death too… please Dally, for me?”
2. We'll need a bigger toilet for two people to put s**t together.Quote: “What the hell, Dally,” and hten he slapped her across the face like you woud a puppy when he pees on the flowers, Quote: “HUUUUU,” said Link “HUUUUUUU” said Hiei “HUUUUU,” said Sasuke “HUUUUU” said Draco. Quote: “GUYS I mustard up enough power to grant you all this spell..." Quote: “And if you join us we wont rape you… but riteaid now your out numberd so your best bet is to c** with us.”
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 6:16 pm
Chapter TwelveQuote: Dally, Sasuke, Hirei, Draco and Link found a mother note it read: Quote: “If thay find out Shadow and Harry Poter are both Chosen Ones theyn they will combine them with fu sion ho and kill the ******** outta us…” Quote: they got back on the boat to the great hall and saw Harry in his chess board playing with himself.
1. he was playing chess all by himself.
2. He jacked off with the chess board.Quote: “You ******** have the sarserers stone which means you don’t fukcen need it now hear us out okay??” Quote: they peeed in the window to see Lupins naked body on top of Tonks. Quote: “your p***y jucie tastes like juicy juice,” Quote: “Yes I do cuz I can smell the erection…”
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 6:30 pm
Amethyst:
I was laughing so hard at this...
Your interpretations are AMAZING.
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Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 5:29 am
Chapter 14Quote: They tuned it on and the Special Olympics was on. There was a boy/little girl tansvesite THING on the Telly and it had greasy barack hair and a butt chin and was ugly and clearly the most retarded of them all. It was flopping around like a crazy p***s because it’s the most retardedest and cant right write. Quote: She is a ******** smegma cone.” Quote: Dally purst into tears. “MY BAAAaABbbbAAAAYYYYYY!” Hiei quit stepped in. “DIRTY ROTTEN HEMORHOID SUCKER!!!!!!” he screamed, “WHO TOOK MY BABABAAYY!” Quote: “GET RILED UP. UNLEASH THE BREAST IN SIDE OF YOU!!!” “RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!” Quote: “I will have a large fyi and chocolate shake and BABY here will have a whopper and a toy”
2. Babies can't eat whoppers.
3. Whoppers are from Burger King.Quote: She was still on maternality leaf Quote: he bent over and kissed her hand and she blushed red as a wife beater. Quote: He ripped open the pantry and dally prepared herself for the golems… Quote: they had switched there location to Chicago and were at a broadway musical (you know how faggots like broadway).
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Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 4:43 pm
"I HAVE p***s BEETLES!"
Unrelated: This quote offended me "they had switched there location to Chicago and were at a broadway musical (you know how faggots like broadway)."
For one Broadway is NOT in Chicago and for two not all of us like Broadway :/
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Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 10:18 am
Amethyst the Bat Chapter TwelveQuote: Dally, Sasuke, Hirei, Draco and Link found a mother note it read: Quote: “If thay find out Shadow and Harry Poter are both Chosen Ones theyn they will combine them with fu sion ho and kill the ******** outta us…” Quote: they got back on the boat to the great hall and saw Harry in his chess board playing with himself.
1. he was playing chess all by himself.
2. He jacked off with the chess board.Quote: “You ******** have the sarserers stone which means you don’t fukcen need it now hear us out okay??” Quote: they peeed in the window to see Lupins naked body on top of Tonks. Quote: “your p***y jucie tastes like juicy juice,” Quote: “Yes I do cuz I can smell the erection…” You made sumething that was teh epic win even moar epicz biggrin Lol, is it bad that I want her to write more?
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Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 10:40 am
Quote: She reached for some and touched hands with Hiei… Edwad grred. Quote: “Aight!” said Dumbledore “I will now sort you into the hat” Quote: He could not stop grazing at Dally… Quote: Dally’s face fell off.. she could not believe it!
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Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 11:30 am
Wow, I didn't know I was going to have a fan club. xD
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Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 4:41 pm
Amethyst the Bat Wow, I didn't know I was going to have a fan club. xD xD Oh and your avatar is teh epicz by the way whee
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Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 9:39 am
CHAPTER 10: Quote: "I’m only a first yeti at school…" Since when was Dally a yeti...? Quote: Just then the baby pushed fort his baby arms and the whore room was laminated I wish my room was laminated.... Quote: She warped around like gluten Like wheat? I'm allergic to you, Dally.... Quote: She inrailed it to pee……. Am I the only one who thinks this sounds painful...? gonk Quote: Edward grred quatly to himself at the thought of Hiei and Dally facking… but they ran off Edward "grrrs" quite often, doesn't he...? Quote: THERE WAS NO TIME TO WASTE!! This is some super-cereal business, guys!
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Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 4:28 pm
Chapter 16Quote: Dumbledore was obeiously in grilling pain and would not even move because of this fact. Quote: Shadow began to chase after Ed but he was too fast like hed eaten golden nuggets.. Quote: Ed, had, the powers endowed in him by his grandmower Mystique and could turn into ******** anything so e turned into a crampon and charged at him
2. (To the highlighted word) And that is why I don't like tampons. They give me more cramps.Quote: he turned into a rhino and horned him right in the butthole. Quote: Just then Hiei dragged out Dumbledore and Mystique all tied up like hot pockets Quote: Edwad looked a little like he had a cameltoe in his pants and they laughed hahaha. Quote: Meanwhile Dally, Sasuke, and Draco were sitting around watching tv and eating new Wendys bbq chicken (honey bbq) Quote: said Dally covering her nose and then pullin up her shirt because her boobs were hanging out a little. Quote: Hiei smiled like he was king of the wartortle
2. You know what would be cool? If I got to be the leader of the Gardevoir. <3Quote: it was like such a jigaboo that he would ho on her like that… Quote: “You could have had better, like me.. I have a chevy with a butterfly door Quote: because she was 90% in love with Hiei and only 10$ in love with Edward. Quote: but Sasuke came out of the blue and beat him on the head with a wooden spatula (no suggestion…) Quote: They dragged the body bags into a room they built that yesternight
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Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 9:31 pm
From chapter sixteen!: Quote: Haryr and Shadow staired renownedly at the vampire beehive them. 1. Who is "Haryr"? 2. How does one "stair"? 3. Does Dally love bees or something? gonk Quote: and Hiei told to Shadow lube after him He told him to what now? Quote: he was too fast like hed eaten golden nuggets I don't think it would be very healthy to eat golden nuggets :/ Quote: Ed, had, the powers endowed in him by his grandmower Mystique and could turn into ******** anything so e turned into a crampon and charged at him 1. Hey I want a grandmower sad 2.Crampon, the new brand of tampon! Quote: Shadow guffawed androgynously Shadow is a crossdresser! Quote: Just then Hiei dragged out Dumbledore and Mystique all tied up like hot pockets I don't tie up my hot pockets. Quote: Hiei smiled like he was king of the wartortle Quote: Dallstarted to tear herself up… Dally, don't tear yourself up it's not very nice gonk Quote: and only 10$ in love with Edward Only $10? Jesus he's cheap. Quote: He was knocked out un c**tscious Look at the bolded part lol Quote: They dragged the body bags into a room they built that yesternight Yesternight? Are we in the middle ages?
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Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 3:54 pm
Omg, I lol'd at everyone's commentaries
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Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 2:06 pm
Chapter 17!: Quote: she was a little drunk off of Tila TequilaShe was drunk off of a short bisexual slut? Quote: Dally was shitting on Harry’s lap Dally, it isn't very nice to s**t on peoples lap's gonk Harry talks to asses, teehee Quote: Harry had a look on his facism like he’d been boiled in hot grease Oh whoa, Harry owns Fascism, how cool. Quote: Link came oever, her had just smoked some cannabals But Link you're supposed to eat cannibals, not smoke them. Quote: Faggots are also huge pill poppers Okay I really find this offensive. I for one know that I am NOT a pill popper and my friends are not either and I think Dally is homophobic or something which isn't cool at all neutral Quote: he was kind of offended because he actually was bratwurst HOLY CRAP, HE'S SAUSAGE! Quote: This made harry tear up but he just zipped up DUmbledores bag so he couldn’t see his face turn into a radish and cry like onionsWhat. The. ********. neutral Quote: Harry left but he’s so ******** retarded cuz Dumbledore clasped his hands on the phoenix and just bamfed awayDumbledore bad a** mother ******** away? HOLY ******** THAT IS AWESOME! surprised
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