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PostPosted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 8:39 pm


Flute: Girlie Girls that like to cause drama(Consists mostly of girls)

Clarinet: Get along together but put with another section they complain about not being heard(Consists of Girls and some weird guys)

Trumpet: Think they are the best thing that is know in the band (Mainly all boys and tom girls)

Saxophone: Get along together. But get pissed at the Trumpets for them always getting the melody (Girls and Guys)

Trombone: Perverts of the band (boys and girls)

Tuba: I think of a fat guy but that's because the first Tuba player I saw was fat. I wouldn't know now though (Boys usually with the occasional girl thrown in)

Percussion: Idiots, most of the time. Are the most likely to be yelled at by the band director (Boys and Girls)
PostPosted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 8:52 pm


No one ever has anything to say about the mallet players. Seriously have you ever tried to find a mallet joke online?

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 10:00 pm


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I always thought Flute players would all be blond.

all the flute players i know are mexican
PostPosted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 9:13 am


In my band

Flute: In other bands, It seems like their girly and such... in ours, we're kind of weird, mellow... (me!, although I can be hyper, when met with the right amounts of sugar) ... most of them have problems keeping their horn angles up scream but i have an issue keeping it down... I was attacked by the percussion instructor my freshman year, very traumatic

Clarinet: either mellow, or really high strung and dramatic

Saxaphones: a little cocky, funny... sometimes a wee bit annoying

French Horn/Mello: Goofy, a bit nerdy. They try to be loud, and the first ones at set, but they arent cocky, necessarily

Trumpet: WAY too loud(plating and not playing), very cocky

Barritone: we only have 3... 2 are pretty chill and ones is really loud.. sometimes to the point of annoyance...

Trombone: failure at horn angles and moves. generally really nice, and not quite as vulgar as the rest of the low brass

Tuba: funny, nice, big

when the Low Brass is together: Perverted and loud

Snare: The trumpets of the percussion

Bass: generally prestty chill, unless their talking to the snares

Tennor: more goody toe shoes ish. smart

Pit: nice, low key, Unless with the hole of the percussion

Color Gaurd: Dramatic, kind of ditsy

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 2:30 pm


This is my concert band, I play Tuba in marching band, my section leader has a real friggen ego, constantly tells me to correct things and can't do them himself, he today was off beat and our alumni told him he was off and he made a whole bunch of excuses on how he couldn't hear the met.

Baritones: Super awesome, best in the low brass at playing
Trombones: crazy, bi-polar and play soft.
Trumpets: Way over their heads in how good they can play
Saxophones: Quiet people
Percussion: Feel like they're better than canned bread.
Band teacher: Fat woman we send Twinkies and diet coke to every Christmas.
Clarinets and Flutes: really shy.
PostPosted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 7:24 pm


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I always think Clarinet players to be shy and girly.

shy and girly? please, i play the clarinet and im the biggest tomboy and loud mouth ever, that would be the flutes your describing

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 7:30 pm


Precious Scribbles
Flute: Girlie Girls that like to cause drama(Consists mostly of girls)

Clarinet: Get along together but put with another section they complain about not being heard(Consists of Girls and some weird guys)

Trumpet: Think they are the best thing that is know in the band (Mainly all boys and tom girls)

Saxophone: Get along together. But get pissed at the Trumpets for them always getting the melody (Girls and Guys)

Trombone: Perverts of the band (boys and girls)

Tuba: I think of a fat guy but that's because the first Tuba player I saw was fat. I wouldn't know now though (Boys usually with the occasional girl thrown in)

Percussion: Idiots, most of the time. Are the most likely to be yelled at by the band director (Boys and Girls)

your definitly right about percussion, the drum line in my schools marching band is always goofing off, we never get any work done cause of them, and their ALWAYS getting into trouble
PostPosted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 9:33 pm


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This is my concert band, I play Tuba in marching band, my section leader has a real friggen ego, constantly tells me to correct things and can't do them himself, he today was off beat and our alumni told him he was off and he made a whole bunch of excuses on how he couldn't hear the met.

Baritones: Super awesome, best in the low brass at playing
Trombones: crazy, bi-polar and play soft.
Trumpets: Way over their heads in how good they can play
Saxophones: Quiet people
Percussion: Feel like they're better than canned bread.
Band teacher: Fat woman we send Twinkies and diet coke to every Christmas.
Clarinets and Flutes: really shy.

why does everyone think the clarinets are shy!?!?

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:55 pm



My band is almost completely opposite from what everyone described here. D;

Flutes: Most aren't really girly. The lot of them are bitches and are just really weird.

Clarinet: Fairly intelligent, easy to talk to but awkward to talk to. Boy-crazy, if they're girls.

Saxes: Really chill. My best friend and another good friend are both saxophones.

French Horn: Goofy. I.E: One's the mascot.

Trumpet: Very cocky and think trumpet is the HARDEST instrument to play. I don't like most of them.

Baritone: Pretty chill. They just kinda sit back, learn their music, play, and chill more.

Trombones: VERY sexually inclined. They are the epitome of sexual jokes in my band. Perverts. D:

Tuba: Big. Minus a few. Goofy and always playing out of turn.

Pit: Shy, most of them are freshman. But they're decent. Just kinda sit back and stare at drumline.

Drumline: Very cocky and some egotistical, but with a reason for being so. Most disciplined in the band. I.E: Starting band camp a week and three days before everyone else, staying set after the band breaks from set until our captain decides to let us go(often getting up to five minutes), we stay in the heat longer, have after school practices longer, etc.
PostPosted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 4:37 pm


my opinion~

clarinet: diverse group..mainly because alot of people choose to play it..anywhere from shy and nice to annoying slut

saxophone: nerdy, focused, and friendly

flute: i always think of blondes for some reason...

percussion: extremely annoying..loud, and rude ...but some are nice...i feel bad for them

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 8:45 pm


All flutes are catty and competitive with each other. If you want drama, they are always in the epicenter of it.

Bassoons are either lazy slackers or the hardest workers in the whole band.

Percussionists appear serious but actually really like to joke around when they're not in band.

Clarinets all hate each other.

Boy trumpets are almost all douchebags, girl trumpets hardly talk at all.

Oboe players are always cute and/or really shy.

EDIT: Been seeing a lot of "all flutes are blonde" stuff, not true at my school. Until this year, all of us had either brown or black hair naturally. Now we have ONE blonde. :3
PostPosted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 1:16 pm


Flute: Girls who whine about holding a 3 pound instrument upright.
Clarinet: They're just like their instruments, they're really quiet.
Saxophone: Sometimes, pot-heads, sometimes drunks, sometimes normal.
French horn: People who just switched instruments.
Oboe: Pot-heads/Smokers
Trumpet: Pretty normal, for the most part.
Trombone: Loud instruments, quiet people.
Tuba: Tuba. Enough said.
Percussionist: A bunch of dicks, who think they're better than everyone else, and think they're cool, but they can't even read music.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 4:41 pm


My band

Clarinets: talk alot, act silly at times (girls & guys)
Tubas:Funny, vary in many sizes, and some what weird (guys mostly)
Saxaphones: Weird but can get along with every one, and are somewhat social(me and anoter friend of mine)

Trumpets: Extremly funny and act stupid 24- 7, good at jokes, everyone knows him/her.(all guys)

percusion:Mellow but can be very funny, more of temperment people and cool people ( guys& girls)

drum majors: nerdy and weird, not respected much but are known very well through out the band and are goodfriends with everyone in band , and lastly are superly kind
PostPosted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 10:29 pm


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ooh boy. don't get me started. in my middle school's band, it seemed all the people playing a certain instrument were the same with a few exceptions.

Flutes
Girls: GIRLY GIRLY GIRLY
I was the manliest flute player. ;_; among the girls, anyway.
Boys: Annoying & can't play well. at all.

Clarinets
Girls/Boys: veeeery quiet. eek

Saxophones (all of them.)
Girls/Boys: Loud & funny

Trumpets
Girls: quiet O_O
Boys: really cocky haha

TROMBONES
We're all loud. & funny, i guess. we're the troublemaker section of the band biggrin

Bass Clarinets
we only had girls, but
they were very quiet >_<

Tubas
our tubas were trumpet players
& they were guys...so....

& we didn't have any other instruments emo

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 10:57 pm


"There is no emotion, there is peace.
There is no ignorance, there is knowledge."





Erhem.
Why does everyone think Trumpets THINK they're gods.

We ARE Gods. ;D

I think it's conclusive: Trombones are loud and obnoxious and Percussionists are idiotic.





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There is no death, there is the Force."
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