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 Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 12:29 am
you find a nice puppy but turns out the puppy is a incubus and sucks the life out of you
i wish i was a real girl
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Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 5:32 pm
Granted.
Unfortunately, you get your period super-heavy non-stop for ten years. Then it stops abruptly for one month, during which time you get pregnant. You then suffer an extremely painful pregnancy that includes vomiting at least fifty times a day and you do not know who the father is. Actually, you don't even remember having sex.
You then give birth without any painkillers at home alone to a lovely little baby boy who happens to be half-devil and enjoys eating your intestines while you sleep.
I wish that all the secrets of the universe were known to man!
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Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 6:04 pm
mimi the amoeba Granted. Unfortunately, you get your period super-heavy non-stop for ten years. Then it stops abruptly for one month, during which time you get pregnant. You then suffer an extremely painful pregnancy that includes vomiting at least fifty times a day and you do not know who the father is. Actually, you don't even remember having sex. You then give birth without any painkillers at home alone to a lovely little baby boy who happens to be half-devil and enjoys eating your intestines while you sleep. I wish that all the secrets of the universe were known to man! Now that some wish corrupting! Now to corrupt yours (not as good as yours) Wish granted but our minds can't handle all that knowledge so our heads first grow to big, we get bug eyed, then we and the whole universe implode into a big black nothingness and all know life ceases to exist because we were not meant to know all the secrets of the universe. I wish that I could move out of were I live now already.
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Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 6:48 pm
mimi the amoeba Granted. Unfortunately, you get your period super-heavy non-stop for ten years. Then it stops abruptly for one month, during which time you get pregnant. You then suffer an extremely painful pregnancy that includes vomiting at least fifty times a day and you do not know who the father is. Actually, you don't even remember having sex. You then give birth without any painkillers at home alone to a lovely little baby boy who happens to be half-devil and enjoys eating your intestines while you sleep. I wish that all the secrets of the universe were known to man! i give birth to the antichrist!? ;3; my dreams have come true and for ponygirl you end up living in a shithole with no job and you have to pay for rent with sexual favors. i wish i was a velociraptor for a year
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Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 6:51 pm
Tsukasa wave mimi the amoeba Granted. Unfortunately, you get your period super-heavy non-stop for ten years. Then it stops abruptly for one month, during which time you get pregnant. You then suffer an extremely painful pregnancy that includes vomiting at least fifty times a day and you do not know who the father is. Actually, you don't even remember having sex. You then give birth without any painkillers at home alone to a lovely little baby boy who happens to be half-devil and enjoys eating your intestines while you sleep. I wish that all the secrets of the universe were known to man! i give birth to the antichrist!? ;3; my dreams have come true and for ponygirl you end up living in a shithole with no job and you have to pay for rent with sexual favors. i wish i was a velociraptor for a year Wish granted Then you get eaten by a T Rex like in Jurassic Park I wish I was that T Rex Mahhaa!
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Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 6:57 pm
ponygirl74 Tsukasa wave mimi the amoeba Granted. Unfortunately, you get your period super-heavy non-stop for ten years. Then it stops abruptly for one month, during which time you get pregnant. You then suffer an extremely painful pregnancy that includes vomiting at least fifty times a day and you do not know who the father is. Actually, you don't even remember having sex. You then give birth without any painkillers at home alone to a lovely little baby boy who happens to be half-devil and enjoys eating your intestines while you sleep. I wish that all the secrets of the universe were known to man! i give birth to the antichrist!? ;3; my dreams have come true and for ponygirl you end up living in a shithole with no job and you have to pay for rent with sexual favors. i wish i was a velociraptor for a year Wish granted Then you get eaten by a T Rex like in Jurassic Park I wish I was that T Rex Mahhaa! you get eaten by a spinosaurus just like in jurassic park i wish i was a puppet again being a human sucks
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Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 7:04 pm
Tsukasa wave ponygirl74 Tsukasa wave mimi the amoeba Granted. Unfortunately, you get your period super-heavy non-stop for ten years. Then it stops abruptly for one month, during which time you get pregnant. You then suffer an extremely painful pregnancy that includes vomiting at least fifty times a day and you do not know who the father is. Actually, you don't even remember having sex. You then give birth without any painkillers at home alone to a lovely little baby boy who happens to be half-devil and enjoys eating your intestines while you sleep. I wish that all the secrets of the universe were known to man! i give birth to the antichrist!? ;3; my dreams have come true and for ponygirl you end up living in a shithole with no job and you have to pay for rent with sexual favors. i wish i was a velociraptor for a year Wish granted Then you get eaten by a T Rex like in Jurassic Park I wish I was that T Rex Mahhaa! you get eaten by a spinosaurus just like in jurassic park i wish i was a puppet again being a human sucks Granted but then some maniac with a blow torch comes running after you Ahhh! I wish I corrupt peoples (or puppets) wishes better.
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Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 1:13 pm
Granted but now all are at arms against you, always afraid to dream and wish, out of fear that you will ruin it for them. Your ability is so great that you grant corrupted wishes causing great riots throughout the world. They amass armies driving you into your tower of solitude made from the s**t you find around your crap hole of a home(now a literal "shithole"). There comes a great storm to and fro with a hev and a ho. The great tides wash away your enemies and drag them off into the deep oceans now proliferated with giant man-eating eels and draconic cakemen. The sun never shines and your skin grows pale. You learn to live off the blood of those magical cakemen and thus become the first true vampire...of cake. No other lifeform but you, the cakemen, and the giant eels now exist as you have tamed the sea snakes to assist you in the hostile and absolute take over of the draconic cakeman race.
But sadly, in the end... All must return to nothing. You collapse into a puddle of creamy cream cheese and the eels partake of your entrails of creamy goodness. They evolve into a hyper race of super eels and swarm the seas forever.
And all this was possible because my wish was for you to have a fantastic day. Woe is he that wishes for happiness on that dark day.
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Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 8:09 pm
All I registered in my mind was cake and puddle of cream. emotion_omnomnom
Your wish is for me to have a fantastic day? Having a fantastic day would require someone to complete my numerous assignments. I suppose you could do them. Congratulations, you now have around 50 math questions, a law project, a history presentation, and note-taking on Brave New World to complete.
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Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 8:41 pm
Taigamma Granted but now all are at arms against you, always afraid to dream and wish, out of fear that you will ruin it for them. Your ability is so great that you grant corrupted wishes causing great riots throughout the world. They amass armies driving you into your tower of solitude made from the s**t you find around your crap hole of a home(now a literal "shithole"). There comes a great storm to and fro with a hev and a ho. The great tides wash away your enemies and drag them off into the deep oceans now proliferated with giant man-eating eels and draconic cakemen. The sun never shines and your skin grows pale. You learn to live off the blood of those magical cakemen and thus become the first true vampire...of cake. No other lifeform but you, the cakemen, and the giant eels now exist as you have tamed the sea snakes to assist you in the hostile and absolute take over of the draconic cakeman race. But sadly, in the end... All must return to nothing. You collapse into a puddle of creamy cream cheese and the eels partake of your entrails of creamy goodness. They evolve into a hyper race of super eels and swarm the seas forever. And all this was possible because my wish was for you to have a fantastic day. Woe is he that wishes for happiness on that dark day. now that's how to corrupt a wish.
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Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 8:46 pm
mimi the amoeba All I registered in my mind was cake and puddle of cream. emotion_omnomnom Your wish is for me to have a fantastic day? Having a fantastic day would require someone to complete my numerous assignments. I suppose you could do them. Congratulations, you now have around 50 math questions, a law project, a history presentation, and note-taking on Brave New World to complete. You get your wish but get 100 math 2 law projects, a history presentation on history- all of it - and taking notes on fahrenheit 911. oh almost forgot my wish I wish I could give a dam.
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Posted: Fri Sep 27, 2013 7:00 pm
ponygirl74 mimi the amoeba All I registered in my mind was cake and puddle of cream. emotion_omnomnom Your wish is for me to have a fantastic day? Having a fantastic day would require someone to complete my numerous assignments. I suppose you could do them. Congratulations, you now have around 50 math questions, a law project, a history presentation, and note-taking on Brave New World to complete. You get your wish but get 100 math 2 law projects, a history presentation on history- all of it - and taking notes on fahrenheit 911. oh almost forgot my wish I wish I could give a dam. You have been granted a dam; however the dam is insufficient to block the water flow and the resident beaver family is kinda pissed that you kicked them out. I wish to live in an apocalyptic ******** I MISSED THE OPPORTUNITY "A gramme is better than a damn!"
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Posted: Fri Sep 27, 2013 9:00 pm
ponygirl74 Taigamma Granted but now all are at arms against you, always afraid to dream and wish, out of fear that you will ruin it for them. Your ability is so great that you grant corrupted wishes causing great riots throughout the world. They amass armies driving you into your tower of solitude made from the s**t you find around your crap hole of a home(now a literal "shithole"). There comes a great storm to and fro with a hev and a ho. The great tides wash away your enemies and drag them off into the deep oceans now proliferated with giant man-eating eels and draconic cakemen. The sun never shines and your skin grows pale. You learn to live off the blood of those magical cakemen and thus become the first true vampire...of cake. No other lifeform but you, the cakemen, and the giant eels now exist as you have tamed the sea snakes to assist you in the hostile and absolute take over of the draconic cakeman race. But sadly, in the end... All must return to nothing. You collapse into a puddle of creamy cream cheese and the eels partake of your entrails of creamy goodness. They evolve into a hyper race of super eels and swarm the seas forever. And all this was possible because my wish was for you to have a fantastic day. Woe is he that wishes for happiness on that dark day. now that's how to corrupt a wish. I try. dramallama And to you Mimi, I direct you back to your shithole world. Dystopian and outlasted by the evolved super eels of Cakeshit Valley, not to be confused with ShitCake Valley, the land of many turds in the shape of chunky, dyed chocolate cake, sometimes in red velvet...if you know what I mean. I wish for...the power of mind control? Not sure if I said that one yet, but whatevas, you're creative peeps so go at it.
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Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2013 11:54 pm
Taigamma ponygirl74 Taigamma Granted but now all are at arms against you, always afraid to dream and wish, out of fear that you will ruin it for them. Your ability is so great that you grant corrupted wishes causing great riots throughout the world. They amass armies driving you into your tower of solitude made from the s**t you find around your crap hole of a home(now a literal "shithole"). There comes a great storm to and fro with a hev and a ho. The great tides wash away your enemies and drag them off into the deep oceans now proliferated with giant man-eating eels and draconic cakemen. The sun never shines and your skin grows pale. You learn to live off the blood of those magical cakemen and thus become the first true vampire...of cake. No other lifeform but you, the cakemen, and the giant eels now exist as you have tamed the sea snakes to assist you in the hostile and absolute take over of the draconic cakeman race. But sadly, in the end... All must return to nothing. You collapse into a puddle of creamy cream cheese and the eels partake of your entrails of creamy goodness. They evolve into a hyper race of super eels and swarm the seas forever. And all this was possible because my wish was for you to have a fantastic day. Woe is he that wishes for happiness on that dark day. now that's how to corrupt a wish. I try. dramallama And to you Mimi, I direct you back to your shithole world. Dystopian and outlasted by the evolved super eels of Cakeshit Valley, not to be confused with ShitCake Valley, the land of many turds in the shape of chunky, dyed chocolate cake, sometimes in red velvet...if you know what I mean. I wish for...the power of mind control? Not sure if I said that one yet, but whatevas, you're creative peeps so go at it. Granted but as the Master Of Puppets you go on a power trip with the people you control - trying to take over the world- people see it as the zombie Apocalypse and develop mind alerting experiments on people to feeble minded that you can't control to see if they can counter act you evil regime, all hell breaks loose and the real Apocalypse and Death Pony comes down and kills all by saying that he's DEATH but able to hear- now the world is controlled by Robot Chickin's twisted harbingers of the end days - people live in fear and seek out the person who wished to have the mind control ability- they see this post on Gaia Online - build a time machine and travel back to when you wished this and kill you thus, hopefully, saving the world from mass destruction and chaos, and mayhem and being ruled over by the 4 ponies of the Apocalypse. I wish Death Pony was real My Little Pony merchandise and on a show called friendship is Manly. Death Pony http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIY41LrvMFQ friendship is Manly. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Z7UnO66q9w
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Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 2:44 pm
(I don't even know how to make that worse.) I guess all the man-ponies decide that they want a sex slave and take turns turning Death Pony into their c**k sleeve, killing them instantly but not deterring the others from not trying to out colt each other and become the alpha-pony. Or maybe they all get into a fight and Death Pony wins because its Death Pony. But Deadpool comes in out of nowhere and fuses with the remains of Pinkie to become Pinkie Pool and becomes her boyfriend.  I wish for...a pair of keys that open and close every doorway to ever be doored.
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