Random funny convo's [Post in DOCUMENT style damnit]

[AshoftheMidnightRose]

xd This happened at a party on the football field. (Did you know that Chris can pick me up and spin around eight times before falling?! eek )Anyhoo. After the bonfire was over I was sposta go find my Dad's van. But I was talking with Hope and James. We walked back to the school(where the parking lot and the crowds had gone), climbed up the hill, and sat against the brick wall on the grass talking. After awhile my dad pulled up to the side walk down the slope.

Hope: *turns to Ash* What are you gonna tell him you were doing?
James: *leans around Hope to see Ash* Say you were smokin' weed and havin' sex!
Me: *raises one eyebrow*.....ok.
Hope: eek *smacks her hand over Jame's mouth* Don't say that!! She'll really DO it!! xd
Me: *says while getting up* Well I gotta go now.
Hope: I'm gonna say Hi! *gets up and runs down the slope with Ash to the car*
Dad: *rolls down the window and Ash rests her arms on the door* What were you doing?
Me: *had not been planning to say it but that was just too perfect to pass up* mrgreen Smokin' weed and havin' sex!
Hope: *covers her mouth falling away from the door laughing*
Dad:.....................with a boy right?
Me: *bursts out laughing with Hope* xD Oh no no! Of course not!
Hope: *still laughing pops in the window next to ash* No. With me. xd
Me: xd Guilty as charged!
Dad: Ok.....well....I'm still going to try to find the best in this...............at least you cant get pregnant.

*we all burst out laughing it was soooo messed up! xd My dads got the best sense of humor ever! He can say all that with a completely straight face! It was so awesome! xd *  

[AshoftheMidnightRose]

Bitinged

xD!! Your parents are awesome Ash!! xD!!

xD!!! I know right?!

We were in the van after getting slushies at Speedway. For about a week, we had been giving a friend of mine a ride home. Because when she rode the bus people threw things at her and she got in fights. sweatdrop So anyway, we were headed to her house to drop her off, and she was sitting in the very back with me. Everyone had their slushies and she had brownies too and was nuzzling her slushies saying "You ARE my addiction." xd xd xd

My Friend: Daang Mrs. ____ you straight up Gangsta! xd
Mom: *says pronouncing every syllable and with perfect grammar* "Gangkster"?...I can understand Soccer mom....but "Gangkster"???

We cracked up laughing. It was just so funny! xd  

[Arionis Chambers]

[23:18] LordArionis: Jellyyyy..........<333
[23:19] Cannibal Oreos: Yeeees? =3
[23:19] LordArionis: I may be slightl ydrukn
[23:19] Cannibal Oreos: Haha, oh really? XD
[23:20] LordArionis: mmhmm
[23:21] Cannibal Oreos: On a Monday night no less?
[23:21] LordArionis: Yessum
[23:22] Cannibal Oreos: Now what were you doing to get drunk on a Monday? XD
[23:23] LordArionis: Drinkin 8D'
[23:23] Cannibal Oreos: XD
[23:23] Cannibal Oreos: Well as long as you get home safetly
[23:24] LordArionis: *hasngt been home in a nouit tw oweeksn
[23:24] Cannibal Oreos: ...what? XD
[23:24] LordArionis: I,
[23:24] LordArionis: Have
[23:24] LordArionis: not,
[23:24] LordArionis: bgeen
[23:24] LordArionis: home
[23:24] LordArionis: in abojut
[23:24] LordArionis: two weeks
[23:24] Cannibal Oreos: Why not? D8 Fight with the rents?
[23:25] LordArionis: No, just hasn't been home XD
[23:25] Cannibal Oreos: Oh dear. x3x
[23:25] Cannibal Oreos: Well, as long as you get where ever you are safetly! XD
[23:26] LordArionis: I is
[23:26] Cannibal Oreos: that's good
[23:26] Cannibal Oreos: Did you have fun on your drinkin' trip?
[23:26] LordArionis: yessum
[23:26] LordArionis: hot chick was hot
[23:26] Cannibal Oreos: XD
[23:26] LordArionis: fun time was fun  

[AshoftheMidnightRose]

whee Here it is. See? Freaky... 0.o;;

AshoftheMidnightRose: [9:30] Hi!

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:29] This will be a memorable month -- no matter how hard you try to forget it.

AshoftheMidnightRose: [9:30] ..........umn....ok....

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:29] You will have a long and boring life.

AshoftheMidnightRose: [9:31] 0_o;......most likely....well I wanted to say sumthin.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:30] You will be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize... posthumously.

AshoftheMidnightRose: [9:32] O_o;;.......are you insane?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:31] Don't Worry, Be Happy.
-- Meher Baba

AshoftheMidnightRose: [9:32] O_O;;....*backs away slowly*

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:32] If you learn one useless thing every day, in a single year you'll learn
365 useless things.

AshoftheMidnightRose: [9:33] O-O;;......you frighten me....

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:32] Never commit yourself! Let someone else commit you.

AshoftheMidnightRose: [9:34] O-o;;.......very much so....

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:33] If you sow your wild oats, hope for a crop failure.

AshoftheMidnightRose: [9:34] gonk When did we start talking about oatmeal?!?!

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:34] You're definitely on their list. The question to ask next is what list it is.

AshoftheMidnightRose: [9:35] eek gonk I KNEW IT!!! THE CORN IS COMING FOR US ALL!!!

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:34] Time to be aggressive. Go after a tattooed Virgo.

AshoftheMidnightRose: [9:35] gonk YOU WANT ME TO FIGHT THEM?!?!?!

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:35] Accent on helpful side of your nature. Drain the moat.

AshoftheMidnightRose: [9:36] eek ....drown them?....hmmm....

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:35] While you recently had your problems on the run, they've regrouped and
are making another attack.

AshoftheMidnightRose: [9:39] O-O!!! gonk THE CORN WANTS TO KILL US AAAALL!!! IT WILL RULE THE WORLD!!! WHAT DO I DO?!?! gonk

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:39] You will be awarded some great honor.

AshoftheMidnightRose: [9:40] gonk THAT DOESN'T HELP THE CURRENT SITUATION!!!

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:39] You've been leading a dog's life. Stay off the furniture.

AshoftheMidnightRose: [9:42] emo You confuse me with your freaky predictions...

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:41] Are you ever going to do the dishes? Or will you change your major to biology?

AshoftheMidnightRose: [9:42] gonk crying STOP THAAAAT!!!

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:42] Your fly might be open (but don't check it just now).

AshoftheMidnightRose: [9:43] eek .....*is disturbed*

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:42] You have a will that can be influenced by all with whom you come in contact.

AshoftheMidnightRose: [9:49] emo So I try to take other's advise, what about it huh?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:48] You will have a long and unpleasant discussion with your supervisor.

AshoftheMidnightRose: [9:50] gonk What?! Now your setting curses on me or something?!?!

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:49] The whole world is a tuxedo and you are a pair of brown shoes.
-- George Gobel

AshoftheMidnightRose: [9:51] o___o;;........goodbye now.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:51] You will triumph over your enemy.

xD And my very leaving is that triumph!