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 Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 4:25 pm
Ok. This first one was a conversation between me and this one guy so:
Him:: "Wanna play 20 questions?"
Me:: "Sure I'll ask you questions first. UMMMMMMM If you could be anywhere in the world, where would you be?"
Him:: "In your pants."
"Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position."
"If you were a laser gun, you'd be set on stunning."
"What's a sexy woman like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?"
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Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 10:28 pm
lol the first one is pretty funny.
Thanks for reviving this thread Arc
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 8:34 am
I lost my virginity...can you help me find it?
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Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 10:44 am
Ever dreamed of riding a dragon? Do you want to. (my chinese zodiac is the of the dragon)
Wanna try out my pogostick?
Don't worry its my flash light.
Want some popcorn? (think ol' school ppl)
Do you like horseback riding? sweatdrop
(I find a lot of these a bit outrageous, keep it up ppl I want to see some freaky ones lol)
PS I randomly come up with the most random things, be warned though, I am no way responsible for any missing limbs, or mysterious red marks on the face, if you end up using these lines I wrote. rofl
This is the second highest topic on the chatterbox forum.
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Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 8:29 pm
lol Randomness is the spice of life..............(jk)
I lost my cat....
oh really how sad... where is it?
In your bed! (horrible I know lol)
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Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 3:36 am
Random guy: Hey!
Random girl: Hello there.
Random guy: Hey what is me plus you plus your friend minus your friend plus a crowd of random people?
Random girl: I don’t know. What?
Random Me and you in bed, while we get off on people watching.
I know, I am terrible. >.<
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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 9:09 pm
I know it's not the worst, but it made me feel almost sorry for myself XD
I was at the arcade with my friend when a boy, perhaps 9 years older comes up and said "My friend over there likes you, so can I have your number?" gonk Why, if it's his friend who likes me? Should HE have done it himself instead of being so chicken s**t? XD
Well, the age diff startled me so I made him go away with a fake email address.
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Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 6:45 am
Him: "Did it hurt ? "
Her: "Did what hurt?"
Him: "When you hit the ground..
Her: "What ?"
Him: "When you fell from heaven"
Her: *Laughter*
Him: "Cause with a face like that you must be an angel"
Yes I have actually had this cheesy line used on me in a bar....talk about Lame! I felt like I was in the movie with Jack Black he and the short fat balding guy trying to pick up on the chicks at the club. Ewww...*Shudders*
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Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 12:00 pm
museikiai Him: "Did it hurt ? " Her: "Did what hurt?" Him: "When you hit the ground.. Her: "What ?" Him: "When you fell from heaven" Her: *Laughter* Him: "Cause with a face like that you must be an angel" Yes I have actually had this cheesy line used on me in a bar....talk about Lame! I felt like I was in the movie with Jack Black he and the short fat balding guy trying to pick up on the chicks at the club. Ewww...*Shudders* The cruel, immature version of that involves the 'flirter' making some comment on how they landed face first on concrete and it demented the 'flirtees' face. It lakes me lol.
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Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 8:17 am
Me: *opens my damn mouth*
Woman: *runs like hell*
Me: *sighs and cries self to sleep once again*
Woman: *lols*
Ah, the life of a /b/tard eh?
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Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 9:04 am
lol you guys are most definitely crazy!!!!!!!! lol
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Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 6:01 pm
Okay...I have to tell my favorite then explain it after.
(used in a theater)
Guy: So, if you were a pirate would you wear you parrot on this arm -touches arm closest to self- or this arm -reaches arm over and touches other shoulder, leaves arm there-
Now to explain. My current boyfriend (of almost two years by the way) used this on me on our first date. The sad part...it worked >.<
Now for my second favorite:
Guy: Wanna sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up?
Yes this was used on me. Not by my current bf though, and no it didn't work. (One of my friends who had a crush and a dirty mind used it on me)
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Jamais Changeant Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 9:27 pm
Fire_Ramses ....Heres corny but cute....Yesterday, I tried to paint you, but I couldn't... the colors weren't beautiful enough. that is cuuuuute... here's a totally dirty one but i love it: nice shoes..... *long pause*...wanna ******** cute one: *in little innocent voice* i losted my teddy bear, will you sleep wiff me tonight? *now you must do puss in boots googly eye face*
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Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 9:54 pm
+If I got a nickel for everyone I've met who is as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
+You stole my heart. That's OK, though - I have another one at home in the fridge.
+Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see around here.
+Can I even get a fake number?
+Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I'm asking for only one.
+Let's go behind that rock, and get a little boulder.
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Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 5:55 pm
Boy: Do you work at subway?
Girl: yes?
Boy: Cause everytime I see you, I get a footlong =D
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