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 Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 5:11 pm
Really...I'm reminiscing of the days you were a boy
Mum I accidentally shot my teacher, the Janitor and the Principle with my new bow and arrow set
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Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 10:32 am
That was well meeaaan Kero D'=
I'ma go cry in the corner and attempt to foget the time that I was a boy again >.<
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Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 9:13 pm
What? You've lost your powers to type? Well thats not my problem.
Mum, I'm the mass killer the media is talking about.
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Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 5:58 pm
hmm...-calls the police and collects the bounty-
Mummy, I made a quilt out of your wedding dress
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Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 10:14 am
Well, you were supposed to wear it on your wedding day, so it's your loss.
Muum, I seem to have broken Twiteer e.e
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Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 4:41 pm
Now I wont have to keep reading your father's mindless updates! Good Job!
Mummy, I seem to have gotten you fired for screaming you suck at your boss heart
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Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 11:24 pm
He does suck dear, now you have to support me
Mom, I just invented a replicator and now there are three of me
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Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 11:34 pm
Make sure they help you with your chores.
Mum, I accidentally caught the house on fire. >.<
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Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 3:33 am
Well have fun living on the streets, I am going to live with my new rich boyfriend.
Mum, I killed Edward, Jacob and Bella from Twilight...
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Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 9:02 pm
Oh dear, I hope you cleaned up the mess. I'm not your maid.
Mum, I trapped a poltergeist in your mirror...
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Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 2:48 pm
so that's why the mirrors shouting at me to let it out! I thought it was your father in the basement again ^__^
mama!!! Ivan the Terrible is at the door waiting to rip your heart out!! i'll just let him in kk??
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Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 5:27 pm
Sure thing, just I'll use you as a shield =D
Mum, I dug up MJ's grave and put his body in your bed so the police think its you that did it.
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Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 2:54 pm
Well that explains the smell, and the thriller dreams. Now to burn the body. n.n
Mum, I got got pulled over while walking because i was glow stringing and now the cops are coming to search the house for drugs.
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Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 7:54 pm
-stuffs the drugs under your father's half of the bed- eek
Mummy, I burned your twilight series then flushed the ashes down the potty
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Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 3:19 am
Well you better hurry down to the sewers with a net, because your going to be getting those ashes and an urn to put them in.
Mum, I was playing 'Pirates' and though your jewelry box would be a nice treasure chest so it is now buried in the garden somewhere... I can't remember where because I also fell out of the tree, grandma did soften my fall though...
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