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 Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 4:59 am
You eat months old cheese.....
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Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 2:13 pm
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Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 2:29 pm
A tapeworm starves you to death.
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Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 9:59 pm
...you die after hearing one of my jokes.
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 9:27 am
xD
While extracting a guinea worm from your leg, it snaps in half, leaving the dead half inside you, which slowly causes an infection, causing you to die ):
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 10:38 am
Ew, oh my word, Lena, can you be any more gross?!
Your mother's wrath....the end.
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 10:40 am
Hey, Im not the parasite here
That thing is REAL
Never drink pond water kids
Especially pond water in Africa
Ouch
At least I didnt drop a chainsaw on myself, Rose
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 12:11 pm
An alien chestburster pops out of your heart, through the ribs.
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 4:51 pm
I cooked you a healthy meal!
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Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 9:52 am
I send a gundam to step on you
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Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 2:19 pm
I dropped a scarab beetle in your mouth.
Remember The Mummy?
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Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 2:01 pm
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Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 6:02 pm
I make your brain explode just by glaring at you but I secretly can attack your mind cause I'm so epic!
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Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 8:22 pm
You die by my boundless awesomeness that is chyaku norisu (Chuck Norris, get it?)
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Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 8:38 pm
You get strung up in the middle of the woods by girl scouts and get pelted to death with cookies.
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