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 Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 9:00 pm
-back in Star Wars land...-
-Lynn disappears and there's a silence-
Gwen: gonk This is going to be hard to explain when we get back.
ND: No kidding.
Danneh: Hah, glad I'm not in your shoes. In fact, mine just got more comfortable.
ND: -to Luke- You're the hero of this movie. Do something!
Luke: -with a quick jab, he uses the lightsaber to break free of the bonds, cutting everyone else's with it- Let's go! -begins to attack the guards-
ND: -joins fight and sees Danneh join- I'm suprised to see you doing something.
Danneh: -takes a guy down and glares- This ship is our only way back to the palace, which is the only way back to the ground. Unlike some people, I'm not about to be monster food.
Gwen: That's because monsters don't eat each other.
Danneh: stressed -pushes her back, and she falls down on the plank-
Gwen: Ack! Way too close for comfort. -hears her name being called- Say what? -peers over the edge and sees Lynn. The ropes on her hands caught a metal pole on the side of the ship- You're alive!
Lynn: Yes I am, but I won't be if someone doesn't help me! gonk
Gwen: sweatdrop Right. Coming right away. -to Luke- USE THE FORCE!
Luke: stare -brings the last guard down- What do you think I'm doing?
Gwen: No! Over here!
-Luke comes over, and in a moment, Lynn's safely back on the ship-
Lynn: Thanks guys...
SD: No problem.
Gwen: You did nothing to help. Be quiet.
ND: Lynn, what did you see before you fell?
Lynn: AH! Right! I forgot! I saw the next virtue.
Danneh: Did you have to bring her back? She's ruining my plot. -to Luke- Throw her back over.
ND: Where was it?
Lynn: sweatdrop Right next to the scary monster.
ND/Gwen: gonk
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:50 pm
ND: Okay, we need someone to go down there to distract the monster while the rest of us go and get the virtue.
Danneh: -raises hand- I volunteer...-point to SD- SD gets to be the bait!
SD: WHAT?! -everyone grabs him and throws him towards the monster-
IN THE MEDIVH'S CASTLE.....
Layla: Maybe when we're done with the play, Lord Medivh will show us a way to get to the dimension that Lynn's in.
Wulf: Possibly. If he can help us find the virtue then he might be able to help save Lynn.
Degona: How can you even be sure that we can trust this Lord Medivh? Sure, it's great that he's letting us act out Wicked, but really! He could be another sick Vlad!
Danrei: We don't actually have much choice but to trust him.
KD: -rushes to her side and grabs her hand- Alas, Lady Danrei, if Lord Medivh dares lay a finger on you, I shall protect you with my life!
Danrei: stare That is really not necessary, KD-san. -attempts to inch away from him-
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 6:08 pm
Wolf: Be lucky Medivh even giving us a chance. Or would you rather fight a bunch of ghosts with random abilities, a zombie, a giant stone woman, Romeo and Juliet, The Big Bad Wolf, and The Wizard of Oz cast, then playing a game of human chess, and finally having to fight a godly alien prince and a dragon!?
Degona: How would you know all this?
Wolf: Where do you think I was while you were all gwaking at the Opera Hall?
KD: Pfft...I could take all those foul creatures easily...
Wolf: Dude...just stop...it won't work... stare
KD: YOU JUST WANT HER FOR YOURSELF! scream
Wolf: ...*walks off* *comes back with megaphone and soapbox*
Degona: What are you...?
Wolf: *stands on soapbox* (megaphone) Attention ECC Plot Bunnies, I'd like to make this as clear as possible...I ALREADY HAVE A GIRLFRIEND! And anymore involement in pairings, know that I'll rip off your legs, stick em' to your head and call you a fruitcicle! scream Thank you. *removes megaphone and soapbox*
Danrei: Was that needed?
Wolf: Yes...yes it was...
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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 6:57 am
-back in Star wars, the group is watching SD fall-
ND: A LITTLE MORE TO THE LEFT!!!
Gwen: NO! YOUR OTHER LEFT!!
-Wolf's announcement is heard soaring across the sky-
Everyone: -pause- eek
Luke: Ben? Was that you?
ND: stare No. That was Wulf, I think.
Lynn: ...we've been trying to hook him up with someone?
Danneh: Shame on you guys. And you call me the evil one.
Gwen: You are.
SD: HEEELLLPPP MEEE!!!!! -is flying around the monster that is trying to eat him for breakfast- LET ME COME BACK UP! I CAN'T FIND IT!
Lynn: NO! IT'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!
SD: -glances behind him- ...oh. -grabs the item- How does it just float there? -the item mysteriously disappears- Where'd it go?
Gwen: Things like that only happen because -turns to Danneh-
Danneh: -inocenntly whistling- I'm not doing anything. I mean, I certainly didn't send it to the random location of the other "found-then-lost-again" virtues.
ND: I hate you.
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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 6:48 pm
Layla: *looks at Wolf* Do you think that if I tried that, the Plot Bunniers would give me a boyfriend? Specifically, a certain boy?
*everyone stares*
Girls: You have a crush???
Guys: You're a girl???
Layla: stare Yes, I have a crush, and yes, I AM FEMALE!!! What was your first clue? The blue dress and heels?
Guys: sweatdrop
*All the girly-girls surround me*
Girls: Spill!
Layla: eek It's like the girl's locker room all over again!!! *runs*
Girls: Tell us!!!! *chases Layla*
Guys:... sweatdrop
Tech: Don't Elphaba and Fiyero end up together at one part in the book? Is the play the same?
Degona/Wolf: ... Crap.
(Yeah, this is a filler, 'cause I'm out of ideas...)
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Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 6:40 pm
(NOTE: I may have mixed up the order of the Star Wars movie. Bear with it.)
-the group now finds themselves in a spaceship leaving the planet with Luke, Leia, and Han. 5YOD is playing chess with Chewbacca-
5YOD: What the heck?! You can't make that move!
Chewbacca: scream mad FWUUUGHHHNNNN!!!!! scream
5YOD: sweatdrop Right...maybe I don't know all of the rules -shrinks down in his chair- I hate babysitters.
-everyone else is somewhere in the cockpit-
ND: So now what guys?
Luke: We're heading out of here and joining forces with the rebels.
Danneh: Rebels? Against what?
Gwen: Duh, Darth Vader. I can't believe you don't know the name of one of the world's most capable and famous villians.
Danneh: A villian, hm? And capable? -to Luke- Let's head there right now so I can recruit him.
Lynn: Ha. Funny. You're not going anywhere near the guy.
Han: talk2hand Like any of us would WANT to take you to him. Lucky for us, he's not even in this galaxy at the moment.
Danneh: How do we change galaxies?
Luke: -grins- Like this. Ready R2? LIGHT SPEED TO ENDOR!!!!!
-blue light swarms the room, and a moment later the ship exits in a different location-
Leia: Whew. Glad we got away from-Wait, where'd they go?
-------------------------------------------------
Lynn: YES! I FINALLY GET TO SEE WHAT LIGHT-SPEED LOOKS- wait a second.
Gwen: I don't think we're in Star Wars anymore...
ND: Then where are we?
Danneh: ...and why does this place seems too evil for me?
Ominous Music: -begins to play- All God's creatures fresh off the grill...
SD: No... eek
ND: It can't be... eek
5YOD: Isn't this rating too high for me?
Gwen: Something in the physic of going to "lightspeed" must have caused us to switch from Star Wars to stare ...this...
Lynn: crying Take me back! PLEASE! Take me back!
Danneh: burning_eyes For the love of all things evil in the world, WHY MR. MEATY?
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 4:49 pm
Wolf: Ugh...*6th sense* Hmm...
Danrei: What's up?
Wolf: Seems like our friends just entered a new world...so sick and twisted...and smells like meat...
Danrei: You don't mean...
Degona: It's impossible...
Layla: I even feel sorry for Danneh...
Danielle: It can't be...
Everyone: MR.MEATY!?!?!?!? gonk
Wolf: *quietly* Yes...
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 8:32 pm
Layla: -twitches- Urgh. Bad memories... Why are my friends always the wierd ones?
Everyone: Hey!
Layla: -_-; My other friends. [Thinking: Although we aren't exactly the epitome of normalcy...] I had one who was obsessed with Mr. Meaty.
Everyone: -le gasp- No!
Danrei: The horror!
Layla: I actually made an anti-Mr. Meaty spell for it. -twitches- It still haunts me...
Everyone: -shivers-
Danielle: -shakes head- Our poor friends...
Degona: Danneh could stay there, though.
Wolf: I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.
Degona:...Yeah, that's too horrible for even Danneh.
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 5:56 am
Danrei: There's not time to waste! We must hurry and finish the play so we can rescue of friends from that horrid show. -rips off kimondo to reveal that she's already wearing the Galinda costume- The show must go on!
Degona/Layla/Danielle: -rip off their outfits to reveal that they're already wearing their costumes as well- THE SHOW MUST GO ON!
Boys: eek WTF?
Wolf: Hold up, when did we all get costumes?
Degona: What? You guys didn't already have yours on?
KD: I don't know, let's check. Ahem...THE SHOW MUST GO ON! -rips off outfit, but has no costume underneath it.- Nope, no costume. sweatdrop
Girls: eek eek eek
Danrei: ACK! -covers eyes-
FishD: Nice undies, buddy.
Degona: PUT SOME CLOTHS ON! scream -throws KD a costume-
Layla: Great, you've just scarred Danrei for life. -taps Danrei- He's covered, you can look now. -Danrei uncovers eyes and sighs with relief-
Wolf: Wait, wait, so you girls were already wearing those costumes when we got here?
Danielle: Yeah? So, what's your point?
Boys:........ eek sweatdrop stare
Wolf: I will never understand why I joined this team.
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 2:06 pm
Medivh: Time for the show to begin...
Wolf: Ok guys...just remember, try your best and don't screw up. And if you do...*eyes glow red, demonic voice* I swear by Elune that I will make the rest of our lives here a living heck for all of you! evil
Others: eek
Wolf: *normal* So good luck to you all!
Stage Manager: *walks in* Hey! You're not the Wizard of Oz Performance!
Degona: Uh....*grabs mallet and wacks Stage Manager out* Tucker, take his tux!
Tucker: Eww...
Degona: Just do it...
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*Tucker enters center stage, all the ghosts are standing or sitting, depending of the condition of thier chair, the organ player waits for his que*
Tucker: *takes card out of tux, coughs and begins to read dramatically*
Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to this evening's presentation!
We all know the story of the young girl and the wicked crone, and how she was destroyed by a simple bucket of water...
But, how do we know that what we were shown was the truth? Did we only get half the story?
Tonight we shall explore this magical land, before the young girl ever arrived, and we shall see who is truely Wicked! And now: On with the show!!! *bows, walks offstage*
Girls: 'Crone'? stare
Wolf: Copyright...
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 4:53 pm
(Total filler.....but yeah xP)
Arcel: -paces back and forth in concern- Oh, I don't know how we got here, or how we're going to get out or.... -glances over at Destiny sitting on a nearby rock still in princess mode- WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH HER!!!!
Bombay: -shrugs- That's what everyone would like to know.
Dan: Woof. (I've got a few ideas...) -gets kicked by Pegasus and the two get into another fight-
Bombay: -watching- If anyone had told me that someday I'd be stuck in a weird world with a psycho girl watching a horse and dog fight it out, I'd.... Nope, wait, I probably would have agreed. I just knew it would come down to this someday.
Arcel: -stares at her strangely- ....and how did you end up here?
Bombay: Well, see there was this total insane girl with crazy weird ideas that....well I guess technically I should say there is this total insane girl who-
Arcel: Yes, yes, I get that. That's not what I meant...
Bombay: -shrugs- You asked.
Arcel: -sighs- I know. You think I would have learned by now.... -glances down sadly- I hope Danielle's okay. I wonder where she is right now.... -music starts-
Bombay: o.O Wait, HE'S the one singing this time?! ....now this I never saw coming...
Dan: (Let's hope he's better than Jazz and Tucker.)
Arcel: -looks up to the sky-
Once I was a selfish fool
Who never understood
I never looked inside myself
Though on the outside, I looked good!
Then we met and you made me
The man I am today
Danielle, I'm in love with you
No matter what you weigh
'Cause...
Arcel and Danielle -while getting ready- :
Without love
Life is like the seasons with
No summer
Without love
Life is rock 'n' roll without
A drummer
Baby, I'll be yours forever
'Cause I never wanna be
Without love
Baby, never set me free
No, I ain't lyin'
Never set me free, Baby,
No, no, no!!
Danneh:
Living in the ghetto
Black is everywhere you go
Who'd have thought I'd love a girl
Whose skin as white as winter's snow
Destiny:
In my ivory tower
Life was just a hostess snack
But now I've tasted chocolate
And I'm never going back!
Group:
'Cause without love
Tucker
Life is like a beat that you can't follow
Group
Without love
Lynn:
Life is Doris Day at the Apollo
Group
Darling, I'll be yours forever
'Cause I never wanna be
Without love
Tucker:
So darling, never set me free
No!
Tucker and Lynn:
I'm yours forever
Never set me free
Group
No, no, no!
Tucker
If I'm left without my baby doll
I don't know what I'll do
Lynn:
Tuck, I've got to break out
So that I can get my hands on you
Danneh:
And girl, if I can't touch you
Now I'm gonna lose control
Destiny:
Danneh, you're my black white knight
I've found my blue-eyed soul
ECC:
Sweet freedom is our goal
Tucker:
Lynn, I wanna kiss ya!
Lynn:
Let me out at the next toll!
All:
Without love
Dan:
Life is like a prom
that won't invite us
All:
Without love
Wolf:
Life's getting my big break
and laryngitis
All:
Without love
Danielle:
Life's a '45'
when you can't buy it
All:
Without love
Lynn:
Life is like my mother
on a diet
ECC:
Like a week that's only Mondays
Only ice cream, never sundaes
Like a circle with no center
Like a door marked "do not enter!"
Group:
DARLING, I'LL BE YOURS FOREVER
'Cause I never wanna be...
Without love
Danneh and Destiny:
Yes now you've captured me
All:
Without love
Arcel and Danielle:
I surrender happily
All:
Without love
Lynn:
Oh Tucker
Never set me free
Tucker and Lynn:
No, no, no
Arcel and Danielle:
No, I ain't lyin'
Tucker and Lynn:
Never set me free
All:
No, no, no
No, I dont wanna live without
Girls:
Love, love, love
Guys:
Yeah, yeah, yeah
All:
Darling, you had best believe me,
Never leave me
without love!
Tucker: -grins broadly- Hey, that didn't sound so bad, I bet I -gets smacked in the face by a tomato and looks over in surprise to see the crowd frozen in horror- But they-
Degona: No, that was me. -tossing another vegetable in the air glaring dangerously at him- evil
Tucker: -swallow nervously- Uh.... emo
Degona: HOW CAN THERE BE A SHOW IF YOU SCARE THE ENTIRE AUDIENCE AWAY!!!!!!!!! stressed
Tucker: eek Eep. -turns and runs as Degona follows in flames-
-ELSEWHERE-
Danneh's Minions/ND: -cowering and covering their ears- No....no more....don't let....him....sing!!!
Danneh: ........ stressed
Lynn: -casually trying to sneak away-
-EVEN MORE ELSEWHERE-
Arcel: -looks at the group is surprise- Did I-
Destiny: -glancing around in confusion- What are we... -glances down eyes widening in shock- WHAT THE HELL AM I WEARING?!?! ...and why AM I HOLDING DAN?!?! -throws him down and kicks him-
Arcel: -stares at Destiny in disbelief- That's it! The cure is music!!!
Dan: -slightly dazed- Ruff..... (Nope, musicals.....)
Sapphire: -spying- Oops... -throws another cursed apple at Destiny knocking her out- That was a close-
Arcel: -stops her- HEY, YOU!
Sapphire: Oh, snap. -runs off with him in pursuit-
Destiny: -starts to sit up- Ugh, what happened.... -glances down- Oh, an apple. -bites and eats it happily- 4laugh
Bombay: ......HANG ON, ARCEL! -grabs her by the arm and runs off after him with Dan and Pegasus scrambling behind-
(C) Hairspray xP
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 5:23 pm
Gwen: -happily- That made no sense whatsoever.
ND: I THINK I'VE GONE DEAF.
Danneh: >3>;;;
Lynn: -continues subtly prowling away-
-MEANWHILE-
Destiny: -eats her apple- 4laugh
Wow, that was the lamest post ever XDD
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Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 7:39 pm
-Wicked has gone through the first few songs, and Degona and Danrei walk upon seperate sides of the stage and pretend to be writing letters-]
Danrei: Dearest darlingest Momsie and Popsical...
Degona: My Dear Father
Both: There's been some confusion over rooming here at Shiz...
Degona: But of course I'll care for Nessa...
Danrei: But of course, I'll rise above it...
Both: For I know that's how you'd want me to respond. Yes, there's been some confustion...for you see my roomate is...
Danrei: Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe...
Degona: ...blonde.
Danrei: What is this feeling so sudden and new?
Degona: I felt it the moment I laid eyes on you...
Danrei: My pulse is rushing...
Degona: My head is reeling...
Danrei: My face is flushing...
Both: What is this feeling?
Fervid as a flame
Does it have a name?
Yes!
Loathing!
Unadulterated loathing...
Danrei: For your face...
Degona: Your voice...
Danrei: Your clothing...
Both: Let's just say---I loathe it all!
Ev'ry little trait, However small
Makes my very flesh begin to crawl
With simple utter loathing
There's a strange exhilaration
in such total detestation
It's so Pure! So strong!
Though I do admit it came on fast
Still I do believe that it can last
And I will be loathing
Loathing you
My whole life!
ECC (Students):
Dear Galind, you are just too good!
How do you stand it? I don't think I could!
She's a terror! She's a tartar!
We don't mean to show a bias,
But Galinda you're a maryr!
Danrei: Well, these things are sent to try us!
ECC: Poor Galinda, forced to reside
With someone so disgusticified
We just want to tell you:
We're all on your side!
We share your...
Danrei and Degona:
What is this feeling
So sudden and new
I felt the it the moment
I laid eyes on you
My pulse is rushing
My head is reeling
Oh what is this feeling?
Does it have a name?
Yes....
All: AHHH....Loathing!
Danrei and Degona: There's a strange echilaration
In such total detestation
So pure! So strong!
ECC: So strong!
Danrei and Degona (while ECC sings "loathing") : Although I do admit
It came on fast
Still I do believe that it can last all
And I will be loathing
For forever loathing
Truly, deeply loathing you
Loathing you
For my whole life long!
ECC: Unadulerated loathing!
Degona: -to the students- BOO!
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Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 7:29 pm
(double posting due to lack of other posting...c'mon people! Post! This one was rp'd by me and Gwenners smile )
-there's a flash and the group appears somewhere else-
Everyone: *sigh*
Danneh: DO WE HAVE TO KEEP DOING THIS?!
Lynn: This may sound insane but I'd have to agree with him...
Gwen: *looks around* This place is... familiar.
5YOD: What's with the suits of armor? *kicks*
Gwen: NO DON'T DO THAT!!!
5YOD: Why not? It's just a hunk of tin.
Gwen: Some of them are alive.
ND: Heh?
Lynn: …alive?
Gwen: Yes.
SD: Nonsense. Like 5YOD said, they're just hunks of metal.
Gwen: They're enchanted!
80s: What....?
Gwen: We're in Hogwarts!!!
Lynn: .......where?
FD: Looks like a bunch of rocks to me
(From the Wicked Realm) Degona: NO! PTB, WHY DIDN’T I GET TO GO THERE?
Gwen: Nya, ha.
80s: What kind of a name is Hogwarts? It's... gross.
Gwen: This is where Harry Potter goes to school. *is starstruck* God... I think I may squeal. ^^
Danneh: Please don't. If there's anything worse for a villian besides a hero ruining his plot, it's a squeeling fangirl
Gwen: well, on the bright side, at least you know who he is!
Danneh: Of course I do. I know of any mollycoddles that can ruin my plots. Like you. >>
*Just as Gwen's about to retaliate, Filch comes hobbling around the corridor*
Gwen: Oh snap, it's Filch!!! EVERYBODY RUN!
Lynn: Who’s Flinch?
Gwen: Explaining later, running now. *grabs 80s and drags him down the hall; everyone follows*
ND: Gwen...maybe we could ask him to help us find the virtue?
Gwen: NONONONONONO!!! Filch is BAAAAAD! He has this weird psycho cat with big red eyes that look like lamps
Lynn: If Danielle were here, I'd bet she could get him to talk fine
Gwen: No, she couldn't, trust me. *shoves everyone into classroom* GETINGETINGETIN QUICK
Danneh: OW! ND, you're too tall >_>
ND: We’re the same height!
Danneh: ...shut up.
80s: *turns around* Oh... bogus.
Lynn: What? *turns also* Oh, dear.
Gwen: shhh, guys! Quiet! He's coming this way!
80s: Umm... Gwen?
Gwen: Be quiet!
Lynn: Uhhh...
*after a moment, Filch's footsteps die away*
Gwen: Awesome. Now, what's the matter with all of *turns around to find the classroom full of people, staring at all of them* .......you?
Lynn: Um...we're just illusions and you should ignore us completely.
Danneh: Anyone up for crossing over to the dark side?
Gwen: *swallows* Haha. Not the best time right now, you git.
Redheaded Boy: Bloody hell.
Gwen: *eyes widen* Y-y-y-y-you're Ron. *looks around the room and sees a boy with black hair and glasses* and... y-y-you're Harry. And you're Hermione. And... you............*faints*
Danneh: .....Anyway, anybody interested?
80s: -catches her-
Harry: You know us?
Lynn: No.
Ron: She knew our names.
SD: Well, that's obviously because she knows you.
Hermione: But you just denied you know us.
Lynn: She knows you. I haven't the faintest idea at who the heck you all are.
Harry: This is unnerving.
Ron: Everybody knows Harry!
Harry: Be quiet >.>
Lynn: We don't 8D
Danneh: But I do if you’ll help me. What are your thoughts on world domination?
Harry: Ask Voldemort, not me.
Danneh: Voldemort? That name sounds totally evil! Introduce me!
Lynn: Don't introduce him to anyone. We don't need another antagonist to add to our library
Harry: I was about to say the same.
Ron: I think Hermione should fire her arsenal of birds on them.
Hermione: sorry, that's only for you.
80s: Can somebody help me here? She's kind of heavy...
Danneh: Shut up, 80s. Now who's this Moldy shorts guy?
Harry: Voldemort. >.>
ND: -binds Danneh's mouth- Ignore him, please. We're from another dimension, on a quest throughout time and space to locate virtues *someone* purposely scattered. Can you help us?
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