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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 5:37 pm
The threat of Vonpires (or subsequent alternate enemy) is fast approaching, and we'll need to be well-armed!
Not with stakes and guns, mind you, those are truly useless on a battlefield of words. No, the Linguist is armed with one thing, and one thing alone stands above all else; Battle Cries!
Yes! Not long after the invention of the Hero did battle cries come to exist! When used upon commencement of an attack, or amidst the pitch of a fight, they might just be the most powerful ballistic in your arsenal.
But warn ye well, do not be the kinsmen to enter combat unprepared. Battle-Cry victory goes to the careful warrior. Hone and practice your lines long before any weapon leaves its holster.
So as to evade such threats of Battle-Cry slacking, I have crafted this thread as a point of mutual discussion on the subject of clever screeches.
So cry on, criers!
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 5:39 pm
I'll start you all off with a particular favourite of mine.
Turn, hell-hound, turn!
Never heard of it? Go read Macbeth and come back.
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 5:53 pm
"This is for my Granny!"
Yeah, um.... *cough*
Just so you know, I'm with the Vonpires. ninja
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:01 pm
And this one works too: Sorry, I couldn't resist.
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:02 pm
THIS IS...
Oh wait, nevermind... XD
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:07 pm
Magnesium Dioxide THIS IS...
Oh wait, nevermind... XD
I think you mean.. THHHIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSS IIIIIIIISSSS GAAAAAAIIIIIIIAAAAAA!!!!111XP But yea, I don't have a battle cry, I'm with the Vampires. surprised Oh wait. "Tonight I suck your blood." Oh yay, I like that one. Not really, but whatever.
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:08 pm
Magnesium Dioxide THIS IS...
Oh wait, nevermind... XD
Pft, I can think of 300 lines more clever than that one.
Oh wait, nevermind...
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:09 pm
IlilotIblake Magnesium Dioxide THIS IS...
Oh wait, nevermind... XD
I think you mean.. THHHIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSS IIIIIIIISSSS GAAAAAAIIIIIIIAAAAAA!!!!111 But honestly, where are you gonna' find a decent bottomless pit in Barton?
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:13 pm
We might not have a bottomless pit, but we do have a crater.
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:47 pm
IN THE BATTLE OF THERMOPYLAE, 300 BARTONS WILL BATTLE TO THE DEATH.
WHY... THIS IS... MADNESS!
THIS... IS... GAIAAAAAAAAA! domokun domokun
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 7:38 pm
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WE ARE YELLING ABOUT!
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 8:52 pm
RED SAUCE ON PASTA!!!
*howard dean yell*
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 8:57 pm
We are all doomed! From the middle-English meaning 'condemned to ruination or death'! DOOOOMED!!
I'm lover not a fighter.
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 9:04 pm
SAILOR FORMALLY KNOWN AS PLUTO ACTIVATE!
bro's before hoe's?
guns bitches and bling were never part of the four elements and never will be?
thou shalt always kill?
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 9:06 pm
eater SAILOR FORMALLY KNOWN AS PLUTO ACTIVATE! bro's before hoe's?
guns bitches and bling were never part of the four elements and never will be?
thou shalt always kill? And by the time you say 'known', you would have been killed. talk2hand That's why, we Sailor Moon Scouts don't say long battle lines. K? Poor Sailor Pluto, still in training. -pats head-
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