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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 4:16 am
"This match is an open challenge match, and will be contested under REVERSE Battle Royal rules, meaning if you get pinned, you are still in the match, rather, the person that makes the pin is eliminated!
Introducing first! From Ames, Iowa! Weighing in at precisely ninety-seven and one half pounds! His nickname is the Mathematician! He is... 'Nerdy' Neville Gilligan!"
All of a sudden a tall and skinny person, with wire rimmed glasses, a button down shirt with a pocket protector, and dress slacks started slowly walking down to the ring area. Out of nowhere a huge explosion happened on the ramp, causing Neville to jump forward five feet and land on his face. He started to get up, but realized that he couldn't see anything, so he started searching on the ground for his glasses! He continued like that for five minutes, before a fan told him that his glasses had went up on his forehead when he jumped! Neville pulled his glasses back over his eyes and began walking towards the ring again. He tried climbing into the ring, but got wrapped up in the ropes. Finally, Neville fell through the ropes and into the ring, where he stood up and waited in the corner, absolutely scared to death.
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 10:31 am
All of a sudden a gay song blasts through the arena and a guy comes out tall and completely skinny.
Announcer: And his opponent, from East of the Pacific Ocean, West of Africa, South of Mars, and North of Hell! Standing 7'4, weighing 130 pounds! Joe " Snap Me " Jarrel!
Joe got on the apron and stepped over the ropes and looked at the nerd.
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 12:27 pm
"Aieee!" Neville looked like he was cowering in fear of the new person, but instead, he was formulating a plan! He pulled out his pens and started weakly throwing them one by one at Joe.
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Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 10:15 am
Can You Hear Me...? Can You Feel Me In Your Arms!
Holding My Last Breath! Safe Inside Myself! Are All My Thoughts Of You? Sweet Raptured Light! It Ends Here Tonight.
Kelly King 2.0 walks out onto the stage and does his entrance routine. He is feeling especially lazy today and does not want to type out his entire entrance. Long story short, he makes it to the ring.
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Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 11:35 am
bobby walks out from the crowd and picks up a mic and says i want a part of this match right here right now lets fight
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Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 6:46 pm
Neville looks at the two men who accepted the match, and quickly fumbled, taking out his inhaler. He took a puff and put it back in his pocket, resting in the corner.
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Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 4:50 pm
Lights turns red and smoke appears on the stage ramp. " A Battle Of One" from 30 Seconds To Mars is blasting the PA system as Marxx appears from the entrance, wearing his signature black leather coat and his left arm wrapped in his steel chain. He tilts to the left and raises his chains for a second, then jumps and stomps hard the entrance ramp. Announcer: Making his way to the ring, from New-Brunswick, Canada, weighting in at 241 pounds: "The Party Animal" Marxx! He slides in the ring, then screams out as he swings his steel chain over his head before whipping the mat with it. Then, he takes off his leather coat and goes in a corner of the ring.
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Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 5:02 pm
bobby goes for the tomb stone on marxx
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Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 1:39 pm
Marxx, who is still at 100%, attempts to reverse Bobby's tombstone into a Hurracanrana.
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Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 2:52 pm
bobby reverses marts hurracanrana and goes for a DDT
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Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 2:32 pm
heartbreak kid 215 bobby reverses marts hurracanrana and goes for a DDT ((You suck at this.))
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Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 2:52 pm
heartbreak kid 215 bobby reverses marts hurracanrana and goes for a DDT ((May I know how you do that))
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Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 4:41 pm
(ok while [m]a.r.t.s is on top of me when he does the flip u grab his head and drive it into the ground
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Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 5:54 pm
Marxx released his leg hold and just rolled away from Bobby
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Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 8:40 pm
heartbreak kid 215 (ok while [m]a.r.t.s is on top of me when he does the flip u grab his head and drive it into the ground ((That doesn't work. You're wrong. Do it over.))
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