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Johnny_Danger Vice Captain
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 Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:20 pm
5 star hotel for free availible to GMs and Superstars.
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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 1:14 pm
*Johnny walked down the road from the pub and came up to the hotel reception*
"I can't drive home can I stay here tonight like I broke by car. I forgot to put the handbrake on and now it's stuck in the side of the hotel! Can you have it ready for me by the morning?"
Reception: What?!
"Just have it ready by tomorrow evening then, I'll try not to be sick. Oh crap"
*Johnny leaned over the reception desk and was sick*
"Oh stand up when your talking to me oh my bad. I think i'm going to be sick."
Receptionist: You room 101 heres the keys run.
"What if I fall?"
Receptionist: RUN!
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Johnny_Danger Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 7:12 pm
As Johnny was walking down the hallway, he sees a go-cart blocking his down the hallway.
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:55 am
Icethug walks out of his room, wearing nothing but a scarlet bath-robe and carrieng a box of condoms, he looks at creeker and says "Oh, its dis b***h" As he says that, he throws up all over the ground, obviously stoned as hell. "Dog, That was some great s**t bro, 5 star hoes!" But as he finishes saying that, he collapses uncounsiece.
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 12:01 pm
Creeker and a unknown male looked down at Icethug and both male gets a gaint smirk and begins to laugh. Creeker and unknown male picked up Icethug by his arms so his legs are dragging on floor. This group carry Icethug to room 147. Creeker smirked and open the door. When he did smoke rolled out of room. Before creeker enter he puts gas mask on and then enters the room.
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 12:03 pm
Icethug open his eyes and says "John, day you dog? damn dis hangover iz killin me, but Creekers girlfriend was just sooo damn fine!"
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 12:06 pm
The unknown male brings a large oak chair and sent it down in middle of the smoke (yes, this a stoniers den) Creeker tries to tie Icethug to the chair with thick metal chains.
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 12:07 pm
Icethug just sits there like the stoned pimp he is and says "John.. Creekers girlfriend had a nice a**..... Wait, you.. you got any beer, im thirsty bro."
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 12:15 pm
Creeker found cup with "yellow liquid" in it. Creeker pours the liquid down the throat of Icethug "Drink up hold chump."
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 12:17 pm
Icethug coughs and says "this beer tastes like piss dog, got any coors or colt 45?"
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 12:22 pm
Creeker found "clear" substaince in cup. the cup is akwardly warm ninja . Creeker chuckled as poured the substaince down the throat of Icethug "The house special"
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 12:23 pm
This time Icethug spit it out saying "Damn hoes, quit giving me creekers girls juice, i want a mof--cking beer!"
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 12:27 pm
Creeker whispered into Icethug's ear "That wasn't p***y......."
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 12:29 pm
"Now my hoes sound like guys? What the f---" As he says that, creekers girlfriend opens the door, half dressed and said "Leave him alone creeker!"
(i swear this is fu-ked up rofl )
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 12:35 pm
Creeker cocked his head and says "You must be thinking about the wrong Ocean miss.
The unknown male growl in angry and hissed "YOU b***h! I thought you said your where going to your mothers."
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