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Now I got's a story to tell! surprised

It's called 'Lemme Drink my ********' Water!' (It's a working title... surprised )

It's based around my inability to be able to down any water while medding in World of Warcraft.

Enjoy! ^.^

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Auromonto sat down. His head hurt from all of his casting, and he needed to sate his thirst. As he began to sip his water a Human appeared. This would have been fine, except Auromonto had rotting flesh, and an unhinged jaw, yet he still lives like nothing was ailing him.

"For Daleron!" The human screamed, as he shot a bolt of pure frost at Auromonto. He sighed and got up in time to be hit in the face, like a snowball with rocks in it.

He charged after the Mage, proceeded to beat him to a bloody pulp with his metal staff, and sat down where the body lie, stiff as Auromonto once was.

He tried once again to sip his water, for now his head hurt twice as much. He barely got to taste mist when another bolt of frost came careening towards him. This time it struck him in the back, his flask of water slipping out of his hands, hitting a nearby tree and breaking.

Auromonto was livid at this point.

"You son of a b***h!"
Auromonto shouted, as he ignored his mental spiking and smote the Mage with several spells, as well as leeching his essence. When the Mage was weak enough to be easily whomped with a staff, Auromonto ran after him and litterally destroyed him. The mage's traditional robes had be tattered and torn, his face barely recognizable, and many bones were sticking out.

At this point Auromonto could barely stand. His legs gave out beneath him and he fell on his bony behind. His body ached for water.

Suddendly he heard another mage's frostbolt. He tensed in anger, and looked around, but no Human was found.

"For Dale--ugh..."A human started to cast his fireball, but was stopped abruptly by a Troll Mage. She laughed at the Human's attempt as the human fell and burned to death. She then took out her own little concoction of a brew and slammed it down.

"Magess....please!" Auromonto barely choked out, hoping to get the mage's attention.

"Ahh, you be needin' mah specialty. It'll pick ya right up mon." She threw a potion at Auromonto, and he quickly snatched it and drank it dry.

"Wow....I feel energized already...what do you call it?"
"Red Bull, mon."
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THE END

me too! here's a *possible* title idea: red bull gets rid of pesky humans