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GiB Agent Charity

PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 11:57 am


From the desk of Agent Charity,

GiB is all geared up for the Midsummer Festival, run by a toddler group called Calamity. So to celebrate, we’re going to give away tons of fun stuff. Yes, tons! Literally, we’re gonna’ be handing out one thousand pounds worth of items. That’s equivalent to like, half an elephant. But of course, like the time you got to take your super-hot cousin to the Prom, there’s a bit of a catch.

Guess what time it is? Don’t say 8: 30, you clever jerks, ‘cause that’s not as hilarious as you think it is (it’s a little funny). No, the current time reads DO: N8, because my clock is broken. But due to amazing coincidence, it also happens to be the time for donations! That’s right, folks. We’re going to require all the dirty gold that you filthy rich Agents have smuggled away somewhere. With it, I shall purchase all of those billions of wonderful gifts that were just promised above. It’ll be a party not to be missed. NOT TO BE MISSED, I TELL YOU.

No, in all seriousness, all I’m going to need is a few measly hundred gold from a whole whack of agents (except for Tso, he owes us). I’d also appreciate direct item tributes, or perhaps some promises to create Avatar Art for some lucky winners. I will be wicked grateful, really. In fact, Agent 00HEVN has offered a free lap-dance for every 500 gold donated (this is probably a lie).

So dig down into the depths of your inventory, Agents, and pull out some stuff you never wear, so that you may hock it at your local Ian’s Boutique! Thanks in advance!

Yours truly,
Agent Charity

EDIT: Stickied by Agent Zi.
PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 1:22 pm


Ha! I forgot to send you that stuff! SORRY!

-sends trade-

Also.... Dalvar pulls off an Agent Charity personality very well *corny thumbs up*

Between her and I, we have Charity's personality down to a tee. ... or is the saying Tea? .... T?


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Yeata Zi

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 1:29 pm


heart Donate my childrens.
PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 1:43 pm


surprised Stickied! Thanks Zi!

But, even thought I have written every other one of Agent Charity's posts, all the credit for this one goes to Agent 00HVN. cool


Dalvar


Codebreaking Cosmonaut


Toastbusters

PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 1:44 pm


Yeata Zi
Ha! I forgot to send you that stuff! SORRY!

-sends trade-

Also.... Dalvar pulls off an Agent Charity personality very well *corny thumbs up*

Between her and I, we have Charity's personality down to a tee. ... or is the saying Tea? .... T?

Dalvar has it down? But I wrote... I mean, Agent Charity wrote that. Goddamn suspension of disbelief... Grumble grumble.
PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 3:55 pm


Toastbusters
Yeata Zi
Ha! I forgot to send you that stuff! SORRY!

-sends trade-

Also.... Dalvar pulls off an Agent Charity personality very well *corny thumbs up*

Between her and I, we have Charity's personality down to a tee. ... or is the saying Tea? .... T?

Dalvar has it down? But I wrote... I mean, Agent Charity wrote that. Goddamn suspension of disbelief... Grumble grumble.
BUA HA HA! Thenkudos to you, darlink. Kudos to you!


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Yomoda Chisa

PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 7:17 am


Dalvar
surprised Stickied! Thanks Zi!

But, even thought I have written every other one of Agent Charity's posts, all the credit for this one goes to Agent 00HVN. cool
I did not write any? I am sorely offended.
PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 11:39 am


Yomoda Chisa
Dalvar
surprised Stickied! Thanks Zi!

But, even thought I have written every other one of Agent Charity's posts, all the credit for this one goes to Agent 00HVN. cool
I did not write any? I am sorely offended.
Well. the new ones anyway. cool

Zi, I think we would get more people if we weren't stickied.


Dalvar


Codebreaking Cosmonaut


Yomoda Chisa

PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 1:35 pm


Dalvar
Yomoda Chisa
Dalvar
surprised Stickied! Thanks Zi!

But, even thought I have written every other one of Agent Charity's posts, all the credit for this one goes to Agent 00HVN. cool
I did not write any? I am sorely offended.
Well. the new ones anyway. cool

Zi, I think we would get more people if we weren't stickied.
yeah, eyes kinda skim over stickies...
PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 4:27 pm


Chisa! So good to see you again! heart

Anyway, you know me, Zi, I'm all the way in for parties donating. And I don't care if that isn't gramatically right.. I'm sleepy.

Nite Lewis


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 5:24 pm


i think i'll help out...as usual...
PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 5:35 pm


Donated...

Quinn Cillian


Yomoda Chisa

PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 6:37 pm


give it a minute to register, OH! yeah!


Chisa will be hapy to man Charity and accept all your towns junk which she will then sell off. so those work too! or you could send it all to Chisa, but any construction paper she will keep, turning it to gold of her own personal store.

Either way, if you send it to Charity/Chisa, your towns items will become money for Chairy.

EDIT: ok, someone needs to inform me what I can sell off of this... managerie. lots of daily chance style items.
PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 8:53 pm


is 7k acceptable as a donation?

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Dalvar


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 5:08 am


Naruto Ginji Lestat
is 7k acceptable as a donation?
Silly question.

Yes, any amount is an acceptable donation.
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