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The Iron Magus

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PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2007 1:30 pm


How to be "Smarter than Gaia"
According to "Anonymous"

1. Get mad because someone else used "your" joke. T.T
2. Find ONE person with the time and tools to hack a fledgling website.
3. Grab the memberlist and leave
4. Have your plans thwarted by owner of said website
5. Get mad again, and post the memberlist on the internet
6. Get an army of people with low self-esteem and no morals to randomly punch in said usernames and passwords into a different website, until lucking into a combination that works.
7. Get confused about how to sell items, because you have no idea how Gaia works and can't figure it out for yourself.
8. Find a list of step-by-step instructions someone posted on how to sell and/or give away the items.
9. Follow instructions.
10. Act like an idiot until you get banned.
11. Spend the next 24 hours patting yourself on the back and talking about how awesome you are.



Well, we might as well pack up and leave the internet now.

We're obviously no match for their astounding intellect.
PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2007 1:35 pm


Lol very true.

But don't forget the bit where they add f** to a word and repeat it over and over. xp

BlueRaven990


GiB Agent Charity

PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2007 1:38 pm


TIM... I love you.
PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2007 2:37 pm


BlueRaven990
Lol very true.

But don't forget the bit where they add f** to a word and repeat it over and over. xp

Ah, yes. Because nothing says "I'm superior" like questioning someone's sexuality based on their having different tastes.


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The Iron Magus

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PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2007 2:38 pm


Agent Charity
TIM... I love you.

0_0

Ah... thanks.
PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2007 3:06 pm


The Iron Magus
Agent Charity
TIM... I love you.

0_0

Ah... thanks.


How does TIM do it? First AMY then Zi!

BlueRaven990


[The Pocky Panda]

PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2007 7:21 pm


Wow...that pretty much nailed it! xd
PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2007 8:28 pm


We're so miserable and stunning.

I applaud you, good sir.
-claps-

Love songs for the genuinely cunning.

Magnesium Dioxide


General Tso

PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2007 9:28 pm


BlueRaven990
The Iron Magus
Agent Charity
TIM... I love you.

0_0

Ah... thanks.


How does TIM do it? First AMY then Zi!


His raw zombie magnetism is polarized just so as to be maximally effective when transmitted electronically and passed through the ocular nerves.
PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2007 5:53 am


I still think something is going on with TIM and Zi....>>

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BlueRaven990

PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2007 9:45 am


General Tso
BlueRaven990
The Iron Magus
Agent Charity
TIM... I love you.

0_0

Ah... thanks.


How does TIM do it? First AMY then Zi!


His raw zombie magnetism is polarized just so as to be maximally effective when transmitted electronically and passed through the ocular nerves.


Ahh I see, so through these modified electronic signals the woman, or women, have neuron-signals converted to that of a zombie empathising human, vampire etc. Therefore causing some sort of attraction or at very least positive feelings towards TIM himself.

Unfortunately TIM, being a zombie, has no need for human, vampires etc apart from the urge to eat them. This is also changed as TIM is a vegetarian only looking for grainz.

Prehaps TIM became a zombie because of weight gain or human empathy he received from the overwhelming about of brains he consumed? cool
PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2007 1:28 pm


General Tso
BlueRaven990
The Iron Magus
Agent Charity
TIM... I love you.

0_0

Ah... thanks.


How does TIM do it? First AMY then Zi!


His raw zombie magnetism is polarized just so as to be maximally effective when transmitted electronically and passed through the ocular nerves.
But Tso forgets.... I love heem too.....


I AM FULL OF LOVE!

GiB Agent Charity


Darylicious

PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2007 2:06 pm


LOl,nice
PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2007 1:10 am


GuardianAmy
I still think something is going on with TIM and Zi....>>

Well, Amy, it's about time you knew...


At night, we don matching spandex suits, and fly around the city fighting crime.

Sorry you had to find out this way...


The Iron Magus

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Magnesium Dioxide

PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2007 9:38 am


The guys are just so popular in this guild.
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