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Vampire Watermelon
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Tipsy Sex Symbol

PostPosted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 7:06 pm


New features inclue director's commentary, deleted scenes, and assassinat-I mean bloopers! Actually, I'll just be telling a bit about the comics every so often, explaining the reasoning behind my madness for creating them and so on and so fouth. So without further words I cannot spell...Issue #1 of Sonic Wankers, origionally titled Ring Count.

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I was going to call the comic "Ring Count" at first and considered a running gag where Sonic and Tails would count the rings they had every so often. But then I thought that the idea was stupid as well as the title so I changed it to Sonic Wankers, a sort of parody of Sonic Heroes if you hadn't already guessed.

I originally created the comic because I wanted to use the Sonic 3 style sprites I had laying around for something since I was kind of tired of using advance sprites all the time in my flagship sprite comic. Then I realized that if I was going to make this comic worth reading, I'd have to give it a great start. So I tried to think of an original yet funny idea and I thought of painting Sonic hot pink because I liked the idea of Sonic being pink and getting cheesed off because of it. Thus we have this charming first issue. Fun fact: I once mentioned in an AIM chatroom that I was toying with the idea of keeping Sonic pink through the entire run of the comic. Then someone started yelling at me about how that violates the rules of successful sprite comics and started quoting these so-called "rules" to me. I demanded to see the big official government sanctioned book of how to make sprite comics and he could not bring it fourth so I blew him off.
PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 8:05 pm


xd Go hot pink Sonic!!!

Stat202


heathie-kins

PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 9:11 pm


Stat202
xd Go hot pink Sonic!!!
I completely agree!!
PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 10:56 pm


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I really didn't think he looked all that different. I would mention that she did think Shadow was Sonic at one point but then I remembered that whenever I drew Shadow at school, people would point and spastically scream "OMG! SONIC!" And I'd say to them. "WTF? That's Shadow." To which they replied "OMG, same thing!" Yep. Totally the same just because they're of the same species. Anyway, I like what Sonic says in the fifth panel.

Vampire Watermelon
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Miriam The Bat
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 11:06 pm


Well, now we know how people could mistake Shadow for Sonic in SA2 0_0
PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 1:00 am


I find this quite frightening.

Darthmoogle


Vampire Watermelon
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Tipsy Sex Symbol

PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 10:53 am


Darthmoogle: It gets even more bizzare as the series goes on.

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To my knowledge, eyes aren't supposed to bleed when stabbed, but it shows up better than say clear liquid would. And it fills the gore quota.
PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 12:02 pm


you sir, win the internet.
'SWEET JESUS ********, MY EYE!'
comedy gold... heart

fawful_kun


Vampire Watermelon
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Tipsy Sex Symbol

PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 2:36 pm


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I'm no science expert, but I think that Tails is speaking pure malarky. And he's too redundant too.

Anyway, I was getting tired of the whole "Sonic wanting to get un-pink" so I decided to end it with a simple solution: Wash it off.
PostPosted: Sun Jul 10, 2005 9:25 pm


Meh I really don't like to doube-post but here's the next comic.

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This one was so much more funny in theory than it is in practice.

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Miriam The Bat
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 10, 2005 9:27 pm


Silly Sonic. Dosen't he know that the bottom of the ocean is covered in a layer of fine sediments?
PostPosted: Sun Jul 10, 2005 10:45 pm


DuoTH
Darthmoogle: It gets even more bizzare as the series goes on.

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To my knowledge, eyes aren't supposed to bleed when stabbed, but it shows up better than say clear liquid would. And it fills the gore quota.

rofl rofl rofl

disco ninja


Vampire Watermelon
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Tipsy Sex Symbol

PostPosted: Sun Jul 10, 2005 11:12 pm


And now for something completely different. (note, this works better if you play scary music in the background)

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When I posted this on my website, I was going to have a button that would allow users to press to play the exorcist theme while reading this one. Ironically the exorcist theme isn't scary at all and it's actually featured on multiple easy listening CDs. However since I am a wee bit stupid when it comes to using frontpage, I couldn't get it to work. So it's music-less. And the eyes in the one panel are in fact mine. When my friends watch my webcam while I have the lights out, I like to scare the crap out of them by making funky faces while messing with the flip image option.
PostPosted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 1:34 am


Haha, that reminds me of the YAtSC I did with the close-up of Cheese. I edited a picture of a tiny parasite to look like a chao for that smile

Miriam The Bat
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Vampire Watermelon
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 9:32 pm


I don't ever remember seeing that one. What point in the comic did it show up?

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I don't remember what exactly I typed for the robot speak in this one. I think in one panel it's saying "Look out below" However I'm too lazy to form a translation key and decypher it. I got the font of blambot fonts though if anyone is feeling intrepid enough to find it and decode it.
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