Ron's Avatars.
Origional
Halloweenish
Valentines dayish
Ron's house is located at Barton 23, 003812.
Ron Bruise Info.
He has the power to manipulate electricity.
He's the only person on Gaia to have a LARGE, DEFINED nose (besides Gambino)
You can use books about passion, springy couches, and G-Meters to distract to him.
We might use Grunnies in the future to shrink his head. And maybe he will lose his nose in the process.
Coffee may be his source of power. O_o
Anti-caffeinated drinks may be used to fend him off.
Many people think he is an alien in disguise. (possibly 07?)
He loves his Wife!
He loves cows?
He has built a contraption called the "Hoveround"...
He loves aliens.
He has been in many movies.
neutral HIS BIRTHDAY AND THE ALIENS BIRTHDAYS ARE ALL ON THE SAME DATE.~Weird
In one of his first original posts, he said that he loved his wife. Now he says he is single.... weird? He still has his wife listed in his favourite things....
.... the 19
Ron Bruise owns 19 chinchillas.
Ron Bruise owns exactly 19 shoes. "But that's an odd number of shoes," you might say; "shouldn't there be a 20th shoe?" That's exactly what he wants you to think.
When Ron Bruise was 19 years old, he fell out of a tree and broke his right collarbone in 19 places; he was hospitalized for 19 days, and 19 doctors attended to him. He ran up a bill of $19,000.
Ron Bruise has TEN fingers and TEN toes, but there is only ONE Ron Bruise. TEN plus TEN minus ONE is… you guessed it!
Ron Bruise blows Mariah Carey out of the water with his ear-shattering 19-octave vocal range. He can sing high enough that only dogs can hear it, and low enough to guide errant ships through the fog.
When we went through Ron Bruise's trash, we found 19 discarded back-issues of Field & Stream.
His birthday is 1/1/1970. 1 + 1 + 1 + 9 + 7 + 0 is, as my el mucho sucko math skills tell me, is 19.
His join date WAS (but later changed....? ) 9/11/2006. 9 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 6 is 19.
(Zi loves 19 theories so much)
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