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 Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 10:23 am
...The breakfast of champions is: Gatorade, cheese puffs and Froot Loops
...You knwo just how many people you can stuf into a minivan
...Your boy/girlfriend owns more Guard t-shirts that the store that sells them
...You know what jell-o arms and legs feel like
...You know how to manage 9 teenage women in one bathroom
...You've been called "gay" or "lesbian" more times that you can count
...You've seen more skin from the same sex than the opposite
...You refuse to call anything over $5 "dinner" during competition
...Stadium nachos become a delicacy
(You guys know these jokes, post your favorites and don't forget to PM me. I love hearing from fellow "guard geeks")
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Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 1:12 pm
the funny thing is...most of these apply to me and we don't even have a color guard. rofl
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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 10:41 am
No way. Really? That is funny. See, I'm the only senior on my guard, so I get to spend two hours yelling at a bunch of underclassman snots. Who never listen except when I hit them... stare
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 1:00 am
... You know your last shows counts even when the next season starts up
... You pick up a branch or pole and begin spinning out of habit
... You don't mind changing on a school bus in front of the opposite sex
... When you walk the track for gym you keep your chin up and look at the box as if you'll be judged
... You enjoy mowing people with tape recorders down because you get marching band nostalgia
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 2:25 pm
Yay! Come on, Guard people. Post your love. ^^ Some more favorites:
...You walk in step to all music you hear
...You force your Non-Guard friends to walk in step
...You do split leaps down any hallway you come across
...You jazz walk/run to mall music with your Guard friends
...When the smell of sunscreen makes yout hink of Band Camp
...When you have the word "left" screamed at you repeatedly, and you are not in the army
...When you have screamed "FRESHMAN!" a billion times in one day
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Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 1:59 pm
hmmm...
you have run ppls feet over with a mat more times than you can count
silk bags are no longer heavy even with about 30 silks
you spin pencils drumsticks and hoodies
you know people who have broken toes with sabres
and not gone to the hospital
or stoved fingers with rifles
thats all i got for now
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Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 2:00 pm
-When you've broken more than one umbrella due to spontanious spinning and tossing habits.
-You notice when people are in and out of step
-you count music without realizing it.
-after you graduated you continue to go "that would be a great song to preform to"
-you still carry your rifle around as a prop for cg classes in college.
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 7:01 pm
you know you have been in guard too long when you count music
when you can do your own stitches
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 4:09 am
Autumn Guard Lady you know you have been in guard too long when you count music when you can do your own stitches ||~*4 days*~||  Actually, I'm in Wind Ensemble, Treble Airs, and Color Guard, so I've been reading and counting music for a looong time.
You know you've been in Color Guard too long when you start spinning a tennis racket spontaneously. During a match.
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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 7:57 pm
This one probably applies to more than just me...but I'm like the poster girl for this:
....you've been hit in the head with a flag pole so many times that even your nonguard friends and people who don't really even know you know why you have a gigantic goose egg.
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 4:18 pm
Here's one I came up with:
You know you've been in Guard too long when you tell all your non-gaurd friends jokes about being in Guard.
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Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 6:51 pm
You know you're a guard addict when:
-For Christmas, you asked for the WGI Championship DVD
-You can't stand any other way then right foot third
-You have a private stash of your own equipment (stolen or bought xd )
-You can change into your unitform, do your hair, do your friends hair, eat a 12" sub, put on make-up, and get on the bus in under 5 minutes
-You combine your instructors names (example: Tracy+Royce=Troyce)
-There are more guard t-shirts in your drawer then you should have
-Never the less, you cry when you lose a shirt
-You love concession food
-When you write poetry or essays on guard or preforming
-When you put your show music on your myspace profile
I absolutly LOVE colorguard and will seriously miss it next year!! (Graduating this year so four years of guard is a lot to miss crying )
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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 5:57 am
You know when you're in winterguard too long when you only remember the gyms you go to by parking or locker rooms. You also know when you're in drumcorps colorguard too long when you talk out loud in the shower asking what's for dinner... and then you remember that you are showering by yourself and not with 45 others.
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:07 pm
-You can change into your unitform, do your hair, do your friends hair, eat a 12" sub, put on make-up, and get on the bus in under 5 minutes.
That one applies to me
-You can change in the boys bathroom with 30 other girls and still have time to do you hair and makeup and get on the bus before anyone else.
-You can smile on comand and its flawless.
-GUARD IS ALL YOU THINK ABOUT!
-You talk about guard all the time.
-You think you can design better unifourms and design cooler flags.
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