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 Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 5:06 pm
H'okay, you guys asked for it, so you got it. Post the most memorable moments of Triad in this thread.
This'll help us keep track of the bonus coolness award, too.
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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 5:57 pm
Designated Hero Athan got taken out, and by taken out it meant his head shot back, and there was the imprint of a can lid, tab and all, right on his forehead. " GRAHHHH!" Athan whipped around, brought his sword up with his right hand, and brought it crashing down atop the can. 
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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 6:50 pm
Flare Sithfallin ((First die, Gwee. Second die, grenade.)) "Fweeem!" The Gwee darted for the open door, eyes wide as cobblestones at the sight of the explosive landing right next to it. He wasn't fast enough to clear the explosion entirely, though, and... BOOOOOOOOM!The bulldozer belched and bellowed as its insides were consumed by flames, fuel catching fire and exploding, leaving a mere wreckage of a vehicle. Shrapnel flew everywhere, and the Gwee was caught from behind, fragments of twist metal tearing through its right wing and the sides of its body. The blast propelled its tiny body forward, bright green scales blackened by the fire. Wingless, hurt, and altogether not looking well, it collapsed on top of Xallen, landing on his head or in his arms. "Gwee..." A tiny puff of smoke escaped the creature's mouth, but no more, and soon the light had faded from its eyes. There was a tiny gleam of something held tightly in its tail. My character, Adam, tossed a grenade into a bulldozer that a small Gwee was operating. The Gwee, unfortunately, did not make it out of the explosion.
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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 7:05 pm
Oliveman I'm getting tired of this ******** Gwee in this ******** bulldozer. Alright, I just wanted to feed my ego a bit XP But I'm keeping this one. ^ Now for all the other quotes.... When I find them.
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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 12:51 am
In regards to do what all others are wishing to happen.
You don't ******** quote things in regards to yourself.
Awesomesaw Raven Yun Without ceremony, Raven turned and.... Two guesses as to what that sound was. Interestingly enough, cybernetic brains were indeed fast. While Gamma was no cyborg, he too had an extensive series of fibres throughout his natural brain. There were, however, no super powerful processors at home. But that's all irrelevant. The speed of an electrical signal down a neuron was fast, arguably slower in a computerized brain. HOWEVER, the electrical impulse could be moving at the speed of light, and it would do nothing. Raven's body was not a thought. Muscles receive signals from the processor, and then the muscles had to move the weight of the body. This was not the speed of electricity. And so Raven turned to run away. On one side was a wall, the other; Miles. Before him was Eustathios the spartan. Neither of them would let him slip by them. Nor would the wall, no matter how nicely you asked. Behind Raven was a waiting Gamma who was praying for Raven to turn around. And he's not even religious. Squeezing the handle Gamma set off the electric starter, which engages the electric motor and ran the clutch. Holding the trigger down twenty six inches of guidebar would rattle a black-toothed saw chain into life. The teeth were silicon carbide, it's what you make drillbits out of. It would cut wood. It would cut flesh. It would cut bone. It would cut steel. Add this to Gamma's thrust and Raven's momentum, that twenty six inches of guidebar and carbide teeth would power through Raven just above the navel. In a human that would mean lumbar vertebrae. In a cyborg, likely the same, maybe a spinal servo. So there'd be an angry, running chainsaw in Raven's belly all the way to the guard on the casing. Gamma pressed himself into it and pulled up.
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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 10:26 am
This being said after Angel expressed that Rage was a looter, and that she would rather have jewelry then the gold toilet that Rage had ripped out of the Gambino mansion. xd ragingtofu "Yeah... we'll discuss things over a drink," said Rage, quickly balancing the toilet one one hand and fishing into his pants pocket. He pulled out something (else) golden, and lobbed it towards Angel. "Catch! Now you're a looter, too." What he tossed was an engraved bracelet. Bracelet To Johnny K. Gambino: You rock. Don't ever change! Love, Johnny K. Gambino
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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 3:34 pm
Fenrir Fenix "Vampire. Vampire. Vampire. Vampire. Vampiiiiirrree...?" Punctuating every word with a flick of his index finger; pointing at different bar patrons with each word. He paused on the last one, because Gamma wasn't sure. "...Half vampire?" Nods all around. "Alright. Still got it." The real kicker was that Gamma was pointing up where the ceiling was supposed to be. Rafters. Packed to the rafter-gills with people. Gamma came in after Eustathios, keeping his chainsaw slung high on his left shoulder. The mask was on sad mode, as usual. Turning around, he saw the Spartan Heimliching some guy. Looked human, but that's usually the first sign of something being six halves vampire, minotaur, and werewolf. Possibly 1/52nd Cherokee. "What're you doing that for? Going to spear him in the head, too?" It wasn't really that derisive, more of an observation.
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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 9:25 pm
Angel suggested they detonate the bombs and Tweak did it.
...They blew up the Barton sewer system.Designated Hero "...." Athan stared in silence at all of the explosions off in the distance. No words, just sort of blankly watching the clouds as they flew up into the air, various screams from poor souls way too close to the blasts. Lips pursed, his right hand coming up to scratch his chin. What was it that they were supposed to be doing? He opened his mouth, rose his finger as if he had something to say, then stopped and started rubbing his chin again. Oh right, they were supposed to be helping people and destroying evil. "Tweak..." He looked over to his accomplice, snatching the detonator out of his hand and tossing it over his shoulder into a trash bin. "...Don't touch anything anymore." He looked back down the street as the clouds faded from view. "Ever."
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 1:32 am
R66-Y The paper ruffled all crazy like, sheets of paper flapping about all around the paper man. It's 'knees' bent as it prepared to charge, and then-- MOVEMENT! The being flew low to the ground, perhaps propelled by a particularly focused wind, drawing back a paper fist and sending it at Shiro's chin. If the blow connected, it would be like getting punched by a giant marshmallow. At 300 miles per hour. [tomosuke] "Are you okay? My name's Shiro."
He felt something being thrown at him. It was a paper with a fist.
"I have to recycle."
He picked up the paper and threw it to the nearest garbage can. Then he dropped an exploding shuriken in it and watched it go boom.
"All recycled, I think."
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 1:33 am
Owle Isohos Owle shook her head. "I don't know what's going on with Rage..." Ow...A look of discomfort passed over her face as the adrenaline began to wear off, and the pain of her broken wing and the wound started to kick in. "Let's just, go over there...he'll catch up or something." Why did he have no pants?But she didn't voice the question aloud, nor send it to Vahn's head. The world (or at least Owle) may never know why Vahn had his pants down, but Owle was moving towards Affluency Row.
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 1:56 am
ragingtofu It was at this moment that Rage focused deep within, finding his inner strength to do one of the most important things he could do in his lifetime. Shield his eyes from having to see Vahn pull down his pants in middle of a cathedral. The golden statue of Jesus was probably crying by now. Vahn Kyonuske Back in the Cathedral, Jesus really was crying. 'Nuff said. ...and this one speaks for itself. ragingtofu ((What about my flaming toilet attack?))
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 11:40 am
GMs are not immune to the quotes thread. (For reference, the so-called "daughter" is Owle.) opaj "Juliet, why do you spurn me so?" The man, henceforth called Romeo, turned his back and sobbed into his hands. "Do you no longer love me? Didst our meeting on the balcony not cause your heart to race as it did unto mine?" An almost instant change occured. "Vile cur!" he yelled at Rage. "If ye would give thine daughter's hand to mine, ye would not be such an... such an... such an a** hat!"
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 12:15 pm
Stryphe He chewed on the jerky. "Take a shot in the tits or go home, Flare. Take your pick."
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 5:18 pm
Fenrir Fenix THREE HUNDRED GREEKS. ONE MILLION FIVE-ISH PERSIANS GAIANS.
ONE PORTAL. Gamma reached over and relieved Eustathios of a shield. He put his hand through the handle and onto the chainsaw once more. Now he has a shield with a spike on it, and a chainsaw. Gamma checked his footing and made himself solid. Three people were going to stand as a wall around the portal. Revving the engine, Gamma's mask twisted into a new face. Fury. The mouth widened into a screaming grin as the eyes widened. Batter up. PORTAL'S CLOSED.
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 8:19 pm
skythIII Team Hydra, the alliance of No Name and Xallen's team, has arrived, and G-force too, they just don't ICly know it yet.
There was a slight draft in the air. Then there was the smell of burning fabric. Then there was the FLAMING TORNADO OF DEPARTMENT STORE CRAP AND MOST OF OLD BARTON© came crashing into the ******** like the Kool-aid man bursting through the walls of homes of unsuspecting children.
The team mascot? Well, it just took out the plazas around the fountain, if you didn't know now, where were you?
Aiolos stayed back far enough to keep a grip on his twister. His range was pretty far considering the buildings have conveniently removed themselves from their foundations. After taking the buildings, He directed the twister across the mobs of people that were held up courtesy of team Cerberus.
There were brick walls, small buildings of old Barton, knives, pots and pans, enough cooking accessories to make even the toughest chef cry. Flaming clothes, flame clothes, clothes racks that held said flaming clothes, flaming bed displays... Shards of glass, innocent shoppers... The list could go on, it really could. But they all went down to one word. Shrapnel.
Grenading a Gwee, Grenading a Zombie, Grenading a ******** car, and making pipes explode were nothing compared to this, explosions were nice, but sucking or ******** up everyone with a giant flaming vortex was music to Aiolos' ears.
This s**t ends NOW.Adam followed closely behind Aiolos as he was playing. Albeit weakened, he stood at the ready to use all the energy he had in his body to defend the tornado wielding music-mage. Then he got an idea... "Xallen, Jack, Zen. One of you, toss me a marble so I can defend this tornado wielding sonnovabitch!"
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