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 Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 7:02 pm
So every once in a while a movie ends with a series of pictures of characters in dramatic poses with subtitles like "After being fired, Ernie went on to take over his old bosses company, effectively destroying the economy of Poland"
So, it's the end of the movie: do a dramatic freeze frame of yourself!
"Fuhnetik went on for 3 more days without eating, not realizing that the robotic upgrades on your mouth didn't prevent the rest of your body from needing food."
(Dramatic picture not required)
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 7:44 pm
((How dramatic does it have to be??))
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 8:58 pm
((eh oh well))
As she took her final few breaths her mind wandered onto the past. Her friends, her enemies,everything. All cut short by the kuni in her heart. She Felt it all. Pain, sorrow, missery, the pain she caused others, all these feelings that made her heart beat slow more and more. MPD had tooken her final breath and cluthed her right fist in the pool of her own blood. Her last words before her life ended was"Sorry......" And with that she had finally tooken her last breath and her last thought.
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 9:03 pm
And there he stood... his magestic hair flapping in the cool breeze like the pennant of a mighty flag. His rock hard abs... washboard style... glistening in the sun. A look of patriotic pride spread cleanly across his face as he began to hum the national anthem.
"HEY! WHAT THE HECK'RE YOU DOIN? GET BACK IN YOUR CAR, WE'VE BEEN WAITIN IN LINE FOR 4 HOURS!"
A man in a car shouted. KLN then returned to his vehicle and pulled up to the drive-thru window... NEVER TO BE HEARD FROM AGAIN!
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 9:05 pm
She stands on the sunset, staring at the ocean waves as the boat drifts further and further away. She bends her head and you see tears streaming down her face as she says one last goodbye. The wind plays with her hair in the evening sky as you hear her whisper....
"And I never got to probe him one last time"
xp (what an ending!)
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 9:11 pm
He stood about a foot away from the lifeless figure as he pulls his sword out of the blood chest. Blood ran down the sword driping into a pool of blood. HE gave an angry scoul
"Never ever tell me my shoes are untied."
He looks down at his shoes and notices they are untied.
"So they are.......errrm, sorry about that.........."
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 10:05 pm
 Shortly after defeating Nobunaga, Saika Mercenary Aznburninator decided to settle down and finally join with the girl of his dreams. Sadly, his love can only go so far as an IM conversation.
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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:59 am
After the war. Eryphil settled back and continued to run her Icecream parlor, which seemed to be gaining popularity, despite it's 1950's rollarskate theme.
She continued to help run the ZH, but found more enjoyement on sneaking up on random gaians and killing testing them for new icecream flavours.
[ might edit later]
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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:39 am
After the war, Raeth was regularly seen in the towns wherever people were abound. They made a general nuisance of themselves, and started an active campaign for those of the Third Gender. Dispite their dislike of the pink-skinned humans, Raeth realized that sometimes, it's just better to get along with people to avoid conflict.
That never really stopped them from bashing n00bs every chance they could.
And thus spoke Zarathustra.
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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 4:55 pm
As Shugo(fox) put out his smoke he noticed his Lotus Carlton parked in the garage. He gave out a big smile and said "Well mates its time to turn back to Tom Chase of The London Street Racers and head out back on the road to London". He got into his lotus Carlton and put on Goldfinger. He started it up and took off threw out the night never to be seen in the crazy part of the world again. [Note: Tom Chase is my rp charactor in several street racing rps]
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Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 1:42 am
Cherry looked out the window and up at the cloudy
skies. As rain poured down, she told ******** that weather man."
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Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 6:50 pm
as darkzae stood winner and only survivor of the ww1000000 he took his car and drove looking for a place to eat but he couldnt find a drive through so he rammed his car into TACO BELL his car going through the walls and he killed many getting to the counter then he said i would like one double decker taco then the clerk said there is a drive through in the back
and he was never seen again twisted cool
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 12:17 pm
"After Kirb was summoned for jury duty..... he was sentenced to 5 life times in prison for not attending one court day, then was sit free after the 3rd life time, for good behavior"
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 12:40 pm
"In order to defeat his ultimate enemy, Triskellion promised his demonic sires the whole of his existance for the full uncompromising victory over his foe. Then both pitted souls were removed from the battlefield by Triskellion's demonic deal."
Oh pooh. I died... sad
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Dangerous Conversationalist
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 5:56 pm
Grug went on to publish a book entitled "Humans And Surgery" a book describing all the aspects of his career. He was later sued by a human who was nearly killed by a zurg surgeon who read the book. He is currently pending trial.
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