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the toaster catastrophe

PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 4:53 pm


lets face it guys.

vaginas are just a billion times better.

the word is funnier, its better looking, and it cleans itself, unless you have a yeast infection or something.

what more could you want?




the toaster catastrophe

DONT GET THE v****a ANGRY.

YOU WONT LIKE IT WHEN ITS ANGRY.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 6:15 pm


The v****a is both

an input and output

box. surprised

Ye Olde Prostitute Bones


Lucifer`

PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 7:39 pm


No way.

p***s is just the funniest thing on a human.
PostPosted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 3:00 am


Yeah, but you can't write your name in the snow. Or do that thing where you pretend your crotch is an elephant.

Spatterdash


primaI

PostPosted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 10:47 am


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 5:14 pm


i'm sorry but the p***s is way better you can attach eyes to it put those comedy disguise glasses on it and if you're drunk enough you play the game piss through the letterbox.

and cmon sexually gratifying a p***s is easier.

oh one more thing did you know that a womans clitoris is a tiny malfromed p***s from the early stages of pregnancy beofre you become a girl or a boy. stick that in thine pipe and thou shalt smoke it.

The cameoguy


Ms. Fopplebottom

PostPosted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 5:17 pm


Tommy the Cat
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i can piss rainbows

so i think i beat the p***s's powers over the plant
PostPosted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 5:46 pm


lol jack sparrow got eaten by a v****a.

I wish I could tell my sister that :"D

Crackerbox Palace


the toaster catastrophe

PostPosted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 7:54 pm


The cameoguy
i'm sorry but the p***s is way better you can attach eyes to it put those comedy disguise glasses on it and if you're drunk enough you play the game piss through the letterbox.

and cmon sexually gratifying a p***s is easier.

oh one more thing did you know that a womans clitoris is a tiny malfromed p***s from the early stages of pregnancy beofre you become a girl or a boy. stick that in thine pipe and thou shalt smoke it.



i know that.

did you also know that girls, when they get horny, they get tiny tiny boners?

so basically, you're ******** a guy. :'D

just with boobies, AND a better looking sexual organ.

surprised
PostPosted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 7:56 pm


Spatterdash
Yeah, but you can't write your name in the snow. Or do that thing where you pretend your crotch is an elephant.


yeah, but i can pretend my vaginas a huge black hole [lmao] swallowing everything in its depths.


what i mean by "black hole" i mean like outerspace.

not being racist here, guys. D:

the toaster catastrophe


Spatterdash

PostPosted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 3:50 am


the toaster catastrophe
Spatterdash
Yeah, but you can't write your name in the snow. Or do that thing where you pretend your crotch is an elephant.


yeah, but i can pretend my vaginas a huge black hole [lmao] swallowing everything in its depths.


what i mean by "black hole" i mean like outerspace.

not being racist here, guys. D:


That's ******** terrifying.

If I wasn't already gay, that would turn me.

Cameoguy: Actually, considering the clitoris comes first, cocks are overgrown clits, rather than clits being underdeveloped cocks.
PostPosted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 4:29 pm


i wish i had a p***s.
emo

Female Corn Puff


Rex Aramaea

PostPosted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 5:53 pm


The v****a scares the ******** out of me.
PostPosted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 6:15 pm


wot is it this one doctor said about making transvestites one sex...

better to punch a hole than create a pole

XD

Crackerbox Palace


Spatterdash

PostPosted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 2:58 am


Crackerbox Palace
wot is it this one doctor said about making transvestites one sex...

better to punch a hole than create a pole

XD


He's right.
Bloody difficult to make a p***s out of womanparts, there just isn't the material.
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