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LittleKechara Vice Captain
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 Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 8:28 am
The following is a double debut match, scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, for the first time...
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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 8:59 am
Paparazi Pictures presents
In Association with Alex Shelley Films
(Howl)
Who's that wandering through these woods?
Why it's little Red Riding Hood!
*"Little Red riding Hood" by Bowling For Soup plays as Alex Shelley steps out to the ramp, with his V8 in hand. Attached to the tripod, he stops at the ramp he holds it up like he's aiming a rifle. He cocks it and mimes like he's shooting it, before dropping it to his side. He sets it up at the bottom of the ramp, gives it the rock and roll sign, then slides into the ring. He stands up on the bottom rope, and puts his hands together over his head, making an A. He gets back down, and goes to the center of the ring, to wait for his opponent.*
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Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 2:27 pm
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!
*Matt Striker stepped thru the curtain wearing a sweater vest and carrying a microphone* "good day students it is I, Matt Striker . . . your teacher. And I am about to show this disgusting piece of human garbage a lesson in wrestling. The idea that I would even be put in a match with such a degenerative rebel like you Alex Shelly is laughable, you maybe a half par high flyer, but unlike you I have intellect on my side!" *strike said pointing to his head as he stepped up the stairs and into the ring* "and Mr. Shelly, I assure you that after this match you will know what it’s like to be defeated in the most degrading and embarrassing manners possible. Because unlike you Alex, I don’t spend all my time behind a camera intruding on the privacy of others. Me, I spend my time behind my books to improve my intellect. The very thought that you could defeat me is absurd. Now I suggest that before that bell rings you pack up your camera and the best of your belongings and retreat from this dreadful, disgusting city who’s entire population suffers from a large unhealthy amount of cyanocobalamin in their systems before I put you in the emergency ward"
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