DRAGONSPACE MMXVI - PLANETS AND STARS
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Planets and stars for them do orbit. You have to have them, really. If you don't, everyone's screwed. Or they just don't exist. But in space, there are a great deal of planets and stars throughout all of the Rims:
3.5 EDITION CORE RIM WORLDS
CHIL - A desert world, uninhabited due to toxic atmosphere. Nasty place, contains huge amounts of untapped Mulch Lulz.
STENMUP - Another desert world, also uninhabited by nice and friendly things. It is home to several nasty monsters, such as the Stenmup Lion. Those things are nasty. An artist's representation is: >:3333 Because of it being uninhabited, there are no cars on this world either.
MAGUUMA - A volcanic world where there is nothing but lava. One cannot land on the 'surface' in any known starship, and temperatures are too hot to remain within the atmosphere for any long amount of time.
COASTA - A temperate world, inhabited by Angry Beards, Humans, and Slorks. There are several old ruins dating back to eons before humanity existed here, although they have been explored and looted thoroughly.
SHIVERPEAK - An icy world, tempered by bitter chills and frostbite. Humans live here and wage constant war against a small unknown faction of rogue Andro-Tobor. The Tobor have claimed 90% of the world, but the humans live high in the peaks of the mountains, away from the machines.
VELLACOTT - Another temperate world, inhabited by both Humans and Jahovians. Nothing really of note here.
SLIGHTLY-INNER-BUT-NOT-QUITE RIM WORLDS
JAHOVIA III - A temperate world, much like Naboo, but with more crystal and less stupid Jedi. It is the universal trade planet for Crystal shipments, from the Crystal City. Running almost adjacent (who the hell designed this s**t?) to the Crystal City is Remorsa, a city considered responsible for most of the universal cooling due to increasing cynicism. This is also home to the Jahovian Republic in the main city of Rinde. Main industry here is the very unoriginally-named JahoKorp, ran by Jahoclave himself. It essentially provides every possible good and service available to Jahovia. The planet is classified as RICH.
EARTH, MARS, EUROPA - Human colonies and main homeworld, none of which have been destroyed by nuclear war yet. Rather obvious to note. Europa has ruins in which the Dirk of Eternal Felines was found.
CENTAURI - Colonised by Andro-Tobor. Arid sandlands, much like Tatooine without stupid podracing. Instead, Andro-Tobor have monthly contests on who can drink the most human souls, or eat the most babies. There is huge amounts of prizes to be won.
HAYREE - Homeworld of the Angry Beard race. This is - to be expected - a jungle world. The trees are made of collagen and other human hair follicle materials. Dandruff comes from this world and was shipped across in bulk as a secret weapon by the Tobor in 670 AD against the humans on Earth.
- STARS OF THE SLIGHTLY-INNER-BUT-NOT-QUITE RIM
HELIONSOLOPOLIS MXXVI - The Star of Million-Star-Heat. It is an incredible source of hydrogenation energy, as it is one of the largest and white-hottest stars in the universe
NO-THROUGH-ROAD RIM WORLDS
BLEEPBLORP 111- The homeworld of the Andro-Torbor, actually colonised by the first General Derelict, Tachinik von Necroluster. He became the first in a long line of Tobor emperors, the current one being General Derelict Suienheimer von Necroluster, the great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandson of Tachinik von Necroluster. The planet itself is run largely on hydrogenation fuel siphoned from nearby stars. It has few attractions, unless tourists seek death and suffering, as the Andro-Tobor are excellent killers.
NAMEK - A planet filled with large green men (as opposed to Martian little green men), Namek is home to a very strange environmental phenomenon. It is theorised that when someone enters Namek, they are incapable of leaving without use of a tractor beam from outside the planet's atmosphere. As a result of this phenomenon, Andro-Tobor invasions have been difficult to coordinate and hence the planet has remained untouched. The phenomenon has given rise to the phrase: "Are they still on Namek?"
- STARS OF THE NO-THROUGH-ROAD RIM
CRACKY-CHAN XB32056 - Discovered in 2056, Cracky-chan XB32056 is the supermassive star at the center of the Milky No-Through-Road Galaxy. The galaxy gets its name from Cracky-chan XB32056's incredibly creamy coloration.
ROLLA RIM WORLDS
ROLLA I - The largest planet in the Rolla Rim, home to one of the most unusual and conservative colleges in the galaxy. Most students there still support President George Bush II, a former ruler of one long-forgotten Earth nation from centuries before Rolla I was colonised by Humans. Jahovians are known to both recoil at the sight of Rolla I as well as bombard the planet every other Galactic Standard Week.
