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Sprak
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 12:40 pm


Sprak
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The Alien News Network!

Reporter? See post 2.



We have a few rules here:

DO NOT DISCRIMINATE AGAINST ANYONE ON GAIA, cept Ron Bruise, cause, well, he's just a p***k.

Follow the TOS, and I wont have to kill you, and make sure you hate Ron. Now this thread is priarmially for the festivities and hating Ron and UFO info, so keep it that way



Our headquarters is in 001416 Barton, zone 4, my house.


UPDATE!:


Slifer Ozura
72squared has also been abducted. His avatar can be viewed through this link


Slifer Ozura
It appears that admin Ling has gone missing. "Abducted" is what the text reads. This source was gathered from GIB sources. The GIB also have no statement to give on the current happenings. I shall prod them more however

Ling is Gone.


Gaians are currently transforming into aliens. Brace yoruselfs, this is going to be a long one.

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Black Cello
Black Cello Reporting,

Aliens are in the new members list under community, let me see if I can get a visual. They're glitches with normal members ^^! To go with that the changing your avi is locked so that those who changed can't go back.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b154/BlackCello/Picture11.jpg

ALSO

Ron is in a tux...

I also made a relations list of what I know, not sure if it'll help, but yeah

Only one has been notoriously friendly ( heart 09) .
One has been noted to take gold (12).
While 06 and 11 have been deemed hostile to gaians.

The mothership seems to enjoy talking to people in an organized manner, but has limited travels to gaia.


The Evil Cheese Database
Can any one tell me when this happend?
http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=189

I want a team investigating this ASAP
I want all findings posted in this topic.


BrotherOfDarkness
Ron Bruise has been spotted, and is back, please make contact if possible


Agent Luna Wolfe
Update: Cows have formed a triangle at the Barton Cliffs Crater site!
]http://www.gaiaonline.com/gaia/map.php?m=19


`Synthetic
Um, hey guys. Have any of you heard of the incident in 001070 Barton 1? When a lot of people click towns, they automatically end up there. At this time, there are over 1400 gaians there. .__.


NEW THEORY

Quick update: Barton coast has returned.

UPDATED THREADS!!!!:
UFO Thread
[NPC] Mothership
[NPC] UFO 1
[NPC] UFO 2
[NPC] UFO 3
[NPC] UFO 4
[NPC] UFO 5
[NPC] UFO 6
[NPC] UFO 7
[NPC] UFO 8
[NPC] UFO 9
[NPC] UFO 10
[NPC] UFO 11
[NPC] UFO 12
[NPC] Ron Bruise

[NCP] Bethany?
The 19 theory:

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 12:44 pm


Sprak
Past Updates ((Most recent is at the bottom)):

Posted before:
THEY ARE LOOKING FOR RON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There are currently a total of 12 NPC aliens, and number 7 is currently controling a thread. He is now looking for ron, and is after a white eliker, which I believe is milk.....

Also, there are mysterious fake Ads around gaia, which highlight green, with energy, and Zurg. They are alien objects I beleive, and there is also one that looks like red bull, but with fish.

User Image -special thanks to Lycaonia THIS ONLY IS VISIBLE WHEN YOU INVITE SOMEONE TO GAIA!!! Food recruitment maybe?

The crater area of the Map is now daylight, while the rest remains in darkness!!! And there is an odd new tower in durem!!!! Pics soon!

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Who is this bethany Lockheart? Why does it say NCP, not NPC? I beleive she is a hoax, Im goign to investigate further. She is in fact a hoax!

UPDATE! Scanning!!!! Ive heard it does in fact do soemthing to your gold, exactly what it does, I am not sure, but Ive confirmed that it does do something to your gold. I beleive it increases it, or increases chances of picking itup from bushes and such. I have found out that one of the first UFO sightings, the people huddled arounda bush. Coincidence?


WEIRD MESSAGES!!!!!
ZURG is in fact connected to the UFOs
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This is from another thread, but apparently this is really weird to most, including me:

Uhh


It turns out, that the knowledge of these UFO's are limited to the GCD and the towns forum, but the towns forums dont relaly know all of the event!!! GO TELL OTHERS!!!!!

Shimi-Baka
The truth is much more terrible...

Has anyone noticed at the bottom of the first aliens page there are two space ships. One saying "MEAT!" & the other saying "Shut up you!" o.o?

...than]http://www.gaiaonline.com/profile/index.php?view=profile.ShowProfile&item=4948462
...than fiction.


Angel_Of_The_Harp
Alybrylla
eek Did anyone else notice that all the aliens are not only all male, but they all share a birthday with Ron Bruise? eek
Yes it's another alien invasion thread... rolleyes

I'm sick of spoons.
Find something to discuss.

Link to alien profile:
]http://www.gaiaonline.com/profile/index.php?view=profile.ShowProfile&item=4948516



Mendacity.rar
Taste of Fate...Omg O_O

Look what I just saw a UFO say:

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With the lips of gods...


Batsuyori
Well, the Zurg/Gino drinks have got me thinking.

In the past Gaia Halloweens you could turn into a zombie [i believe].

The Zurg drink has eyes on it in the shape of an alien. The drink has came up about the same time as the aliens right?
Also, the vial of unknown liquid is a DRINK that cures zombification.

My theory is that:

Zurg and Red Bino may become a drink that our Avis can well... drink.
Drinking it will either:
Turn you into a zombie or some type of alien.
Also,
I believe that Bino has known of the invasion
for some time now and
has made an antidote known as Red Bino.
I believe Red Bino will be the cure
for the zombification or
alienation that
MIGHT be available around Halloween.

Again this is only a theory not fact. Tell me what you think.


Black Cello
There was another UFO in 001042. I was just there, I have reason to believe they go to squares where people keep posting Emoticons.

I was posting them along with otehrs and one showed up, just a theory


Black Cello
Angel_Of_The_Harp
Black Cello
Alien Spies
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They
have
TWO
tails.

O__O

EDIT: MORE PROOF:
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Note how BROWN BULLS only have a SINGLE tail.

its probrably just a glitch in the program


Arcane Slayer Forte

It can't be a glitch. If you compare it to the Brown Bull, there is a distinct difference. They followed the same template to create the Black Bulls, but also added an extra animated tail for 1 frame.


ShadowofDespair
Here's something. Me and the mothership had a discussion. It was actually a long one, featuring me being beamed at least 5 or 6 times...The mothership actually stood there and talked to us.

It was mainly about how I thought they were going to fail...But it said that their power was greater than ours, and that they have aliens stationed on this planet even as we speak. I don't know what it means, but I assure you, the Chyaku Team will get on it right away.

-Disappears in signature Ninja Smoke-


Sprak
THEY WILL APPEAR ON THE GAIA MAP PAGE WITH THE CRATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I HAVE JUST FOUDN OUT THAT THERE IS A DATABASE ERROR!!

Database Error
The number entered for the Gaia World Map (19) is invalid.

Please do not edit the URL. [2]

IF YOU GOT OT EH WORLD MAP AND TYPE IN 19 AT THE END OF THE MAPS, IT SENDS YOU TO THE CRATER!!!!!!!


POSTED AT 7:41 EST
I have recieved a message from a gaian in towns. It is concerning the mothership:

Thixsus: It scans people and turns them into a dark and purple color
Thixsus: And then blank people pop up everywere
Thixsus: No like the deleted people
Thixsus: It only appeared 2 times all day


ALSO!!! people are being booted from towns, and there is a very strange message going around abotu it!!!!!


This is all I am able to say at this time.

POSTED AT 7:27 EST 10-19-06
Various reports of people in towns have said that some only appear at night, and yet others say during the day. Since there are twelve UFOS, i suspect that they rotate ever 2 hours, or every 4 gaian hours. I think theya ll appear in the same spots all the time, like one will always appear in barton squard zipcode 001000 at night, but I have not confirmed all of this yet.



Krateor
Krateor
List of Things That Most Recently Occured

UPDATE

2. After trying with not too much success, towns closed with this message:
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3. Towns was then reopened, and then message began apperring everywhere for Zurg and Red Bino (they are still advertisements on the site). Towns then closed again, same message, but it reopened not too long after.

4. Also, a new crop circle appeared on the map...

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From then on....


Please note that I was in Barton 01000 the entire time, unless I was chasing the ships. And also, I may not have everything that occured, seeing as there was severe lagging occuring from people talking and running around.

5. The Little Alien Ships began going around asking in an undefined voice "where is the mother?" and "I must find the mother". The mothership was seen a few times, but very few and not nearly as often as the smaller ones.

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6. Right before 7pm (not very close), the little ship appeared in 1000, immediately followed by the mothership. The Little ship sat on the fountain and started beaming what looked like small triangles of red and yellow color, then the mothership scanned everyone. The little ship began saying in an undefined voice yet again, "All Hail the 19 Triangles". Both left, though some of us followed the little ship. When trying to ask what the 19 triangles were, the ship moved much faster and finally got away.

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7. At 7:38 the mothership again, this time spreading a blue light on the fountain (other times it had been purple). It hovered over the fountain, then said in an undefined voice "I AM THE SUPREME ONE" and then cast a pink light surrounding the blue light. It then left.

8. The mothership came again at 8:49pm GST, and this time it only stayed for a very short time, not even 2 minutes. The light this time was a yellow-white color.

9. At 10:06, the mothership came back again, and this time it said in an undefined voice " SOO MANY GAINS HERE" and "SHH", after which a little one showed up. Both the mothership and the little ship scanned the fountain. Both left, and I following the little ship. It beamed several times and said again in an undefined voice "where are you momy" and "moo 19 cows" (and I swear, I spelled that wrong on purpose because thats how it spelled it. It then escaped.

10. At 10:14, the mothership returned. This time, no scanning took place whatsoever. In an undefined voice, it said "Lets stop talking for a second for me to activate my probe", "SOO MANY PEOPLE TALKING....", "PEACE PEACE PLEASE DO NOT ARGUE" (we were angry at people who were talking, they were mad at us for telling them to shut up). Afterwards it left again, and no one could follow it.

11. Airez and Nana_Wing appeared in 1000, answering questions. This ship can land wherever, and it does not come at timed intervals. They said the administration laughed at the "19 Theory" because it was so complicated...and Airez began telling everyone when the mothership was going to come.

12. 11:24pm, the mothership comes back. Nothing was spoken, but it scanned once, stopped, then proceeded on a blinking scan. Apparently elsewhere, people were told to "tell others of a pattern" and "19 19 19 19"

13. 11:56, the mothership appeared once again, and this time beamed for over 4 minutes. Nothing else occured though.

14. 12:32, the mothership sppeared again, this time for barely one minute. It said in an undefined voice "SHHHH", after which no one would be quiet so it left. No surprise here, I myself would have left at people yelling for it to "rape" them and "pile together for an orgie!" stare

15. 12:51am, the mothership returns and just says in an undefined voice "SHHH", and then leaves.


16. 1:04, a little ship shows up and says "go in piece". (I can say nothing except their spelling habits are atrocious)

17. From then on, the mothership and baby ship show up but nothing different happens.

18. Notice: the aliens have been here since October 16, and they have started items equipped to them.

19. To me, it looks like there is quite a bit of scamming going on, since everytime I have seen a spaceship the voice is undefined, but other people are saying that [NPC_alien_mothership] and such names are actually the aliens talking..and you can't always believe screen shots because those can be changed.

That's all for so far, I'll try to keep you updated
I'm getting off, it's officially 3:45am and I am getting off. goodnight all, hope this was helpful.

-Krateor out.


20. For some reason, no one can see a certain area of the Barton coast. The last time this happened, a new crop circle appeared. The map just shows up as white, not a thing on it. It does not give a server error, however...leading me to believe it will be like that for a while.

Nothing at all is happening in towns, some people say they have seen more ufos but I have not seen one at all.

This is Krateor, reporting for ANN (Alien News Network).

Kemiru
I just realized... the alien said they had a terrible war, because someone 'bruise'd their apples. I wonder if that has significance.



Krateor
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BREAKING NEWS!

I just spoke to ufo 9 in area 1010, and he indeed told us what the white elixer is:
milk! just as we though. he told me and several others that what he wanted came from the bovines! when we told him we had the milk, he said

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when someone told him our "terms", he said this:

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exciting, no? so this means I can go sell this white ink I bought :/
milk is the word, everyone!


[NPC] alien_ufo_07
MMMMMMMmmmmMMMMMMMmmmm!

TOFU!! Delicious Space Tofu!

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you cannot regard this planet as being fenced in and a secure abiding place .... you can never anticipate the unseen good or evil that may come upon you suddenly out of space.


[NPC] alien_ufo_07
EARTHLINGS!

Do NOT join GIB!

There is nothing to see here!


GO AWAY!


Waenyvien
I have a new update from a source of mine... this convo happend during the meeting i presume at 01919 maybe not i dont know i have to ask later


[NPC] alien_ufo_09: GREETINGS
AlyaMyst: hello
utterkaos: geetings did you get my nmessage
[NPC] alien_ufo_09: MESSAGE??
KingYuza: What's the meaning of life?
utterkaos: i sent you a message asking to talk to you
KingYuza: Oh greaet Star Ship... Would you like a Taco?
[NPC] alien_ufo_09: SO TIRED
[NPC] alien_ufo_09: ALL OF US
utterkaos: what do you know of the tale?
AlyaMyst: then rest with us
KingYuza: Would you like a blanket?
KingYuza: Or prehaps RON BRUISE?
[NPC] alien_ufo_09: I HAVE NO TIME
AlyaMyst: 09, can we help you with something?
AlyaMyst: maybe then you will have more time to rest
utterkaos: yes i wish to help you
[death!muffins]: I also wish to help
Sayuri Tsuki: Let us all help, 09.
Lunareala: I'll halep too. (:
Lunareala: or help
utterkaos: hmm do you need to find the people who know of the tale?
[NPC] alien_ufo_09: I HAVE TO DO THINGS BEFORE
[NPC] alien_ufo_09: THE TALE????
[NPC] alien_ufo_09: WHAT DO YOU KNOW OF IT???
KingYuza: The tale is a mysterious thing.
Missy_M: You have to do things before what?
utterkaos: i know you look for those who know it
[NPC] alien_ufo_09: YES
utterkaos: i know of the tale but i dont know the tale itself
utterkaos: i would like to help you with your search
AlyaMyst: we would help you look 09, if we knew what tale you were looking for. . .afterall. . .we know many tales
Sayuri Tsuki: Can you tell us the tale, 09?
utterkaos: gaia is full of many tales
[NPC] alien_ufo_09: THERE ARE MANY TALES
KingYuza: I know where to find the Supreme Maker of the White Miracle Elixer, [NPC] alien_ufo_09
utterkaos: please #9 tell us of the tale
[NPC] alien_ufo_09: OUR WORLD WAS ONCE A BEAUTIFUL PLACE
[NPC] alien_ufo_09: MANY YEARS AGO
utterkaos: what happened
Sayuri Tsuki: Continue
AlyaMyst: please tell us more. . .
Missy_M: What happened to it?
[NPC] alien_ufo_09: IT IS TOO TERRIBLE TO EXPLAIN
[NPC] alien_ufo_09: I AM SORRY I HAVE TO GO

-recorded by utterkaos
Brought to you by ME!


Dark Sunlight
I have news!

Aliens were heard in gaia towns saying they thought "tacos" were a new weapon.

Aliens think cows are holy.

Tacos are ground up cow.


p***s FLYTRAP
ATTN: The aliens are HOSTILE, I repeat HOSTILE!
Man the anti-aircraft guns! Dig up the Roswell crash UFO!
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Wolvar
hi

i saw your topic and i have some information for you

Recently, alien_ufo_07 posted this in his own topic (p121):
if you highlight the last part, it reveals something

[NPC] alien_ufo_07
Half-Witted Earthlings:

Did you really think there was something significant about the number 19? Oh yeah, we traveled millions of light-years to planet GAIA and began beaming earthlings at precisely October 19, 2006 just so we could fit into some unified number theory you all had.

The whole idea is preposterous, and completely indicative of the egomanical narcissism symptomatic of the entire species.

Gotcha! Number 19 means nothing!

xd xd

Or does it actually mean EVERYTHING? Why don't you ask the large-headed exhuberant genius, [NPC] Ron Bruise?


Shui
Shui reporting!! ^^

Anyways, 09 reportedly made a comment about Zurg and its past. Apparently some time ago there was a great apple war. Those of Zurg defeated the other race in the conflicted but the people of Zurg stood divided. That's when the hero MOOF came and stepped foward. He was able to reunite the people of Zurg.

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