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 Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:08 pm
"Swamp Gas."
"Weather Balloons"
"In late fall heat, cows give off methane gas, which when hit by light at an obtuse angle, create flares that are often disk shaped, and can also produce light headedness and hallucinations. If this happens to you, please get checked out by a doctor."
"That light was nothing but the aurora borealis"
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Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:09 pm
Looking good so far. Of course, a good flash from the neuralizer, and they'll believe anything.
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Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:12 pm
True. But a good story can't hurt.
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Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:15 pm
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Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:16 pm
Exactly, anyone would believe an experimental aircraft flying over the desert.
Or some kids playing a prank
Or a weird trying to signal aliens...
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Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:25 pm
The military has been focusing on new design specs for their air force. With this, they focus on velocity. So don't worry about it, they're there for your safety.
It was recently reported that a nearby filming agency has lost their special effects equipment. Expect to see unusual sights, which will come to no harm to you! Just some simple thieving pranksters is all.
There. Two plausible excuses for ya.
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Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:25 pm
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Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:27 pm
'What do you see? I don't see any alien over there miss. Are you feeling well? Perhaps you should see a doctor. Here. Here's the card of someone who specializes in post-alien-sighting-stress syndrom. I here he's a real hit.'
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Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:33 pm
Perhaps it was JAck on an early pass through?
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Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 11:42 pm
"During fall, clouds might, on occastion, briefly hyperchill to an incredibly light, crystalline state, which often proves to be super-reflective. In this state, clouds will catch any stray rays of light and beem them down upon the ground in conical form. The intensity of the light can disturb a viewer's eyesight, causing black splotches in vision that may appear to move about one's line of vision. This is not unlike the effects of a sharp camera flash."
Elaborate, original.
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 8:19 am
It wasnt' aleins it was fairys.
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:06 am
Return to your homes and your forums of intrest.
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 1:17 pm
It's justa stunt by the Dairy Farmers of Gaia. Drink more milk and it'll go away.
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 4:30 pm
You ate too many tacos and are seeing things.
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 5:09 pm
"They are those new light up, high tech frisbees that have been advertised on tv."
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