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 Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 9:34 pm
Uhmmmm...
Bump?
...seemed like a good idea at the time blaugh
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 12:13 am
Where Do Cats Come From?
Cats…humpf. I now know where the evil things come from.
Where do Cats come from?
A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to “Where do cats come from?”
Adam and Eve said, “Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us.”
And God said, “No problem! I will create a companion for you that will be with you forever and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves.”
And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve.
And it was a good animal.
And God was pleased.
And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail.
And Adam said, “Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal.”
And God said, “No problem. Because I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him
DOG.”
And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them.
And they were comforted.
And God was pleased.
And Dog was content and wagged his tail.
After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, “Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well.”
And God said, “No problem! I will create for them a companion who will be with them forever and who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration.”
And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.
And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat’s eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings.
And Adam and Eve learned humility.
And they were greatly improved.
And God was pleased.
And Dog was happy.
And Cat didn’t care one way or the other.
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 4:54 am
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 4:57 am
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 6:29 am
Of course you don't get 10 gold now. Grrrrr, this is so annoying considering I finally made it to the 100k mark. Only about 180k or so yet to go. *sigh*
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 8:47 am
Wow!
100k!
I am impressed!
I guess I like to spend too much blaugh
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 9:24 am
I am new to all the questing stuff...how does it work and such...I always hear about it but i would like to know how to start
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 9:48 am
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 9:52 am
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 10:01 am
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 10:07 am
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 1:08 pm
Cupcake that looks yummy.
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 1:40 pm
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 2:15 pm
That would taste good right now!!
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 5:52 pm
maroonlite I am new to all the questing stuff...how does it work and such...I always hear about it but i would like to know how to start Just start a new thread in the charity/quests forum, and call it reserved or under construction or something until you've replied to it yourself about.. I dunno, 7-15 times, or however many posts in a row you think you'll want to use for various stuff like contents, bumpers, progress, donations, links to other stuff, etc. Then go in and edit each post the way you want, and you can set it up all nice (see other quests for examles) or go pretty simple and basic. Just say what it is you're working towards, and maybe how far along you've come. Then let us know where it is and we'll start bumping in hopes more people see it! (I've only ever gotten 1 or 2 random donations, and very small ones at that, so it's not like a quest thread really HELPS towards your quest, imo, but it's a nice place to see what you're wishing for and how far you are to getting it, if only for seeing your own progress, and a place for friends to up their post counts!)
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