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 Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 8:41 pm
So Jesus and I have been seeing each other for awhile.
I constantly have to tell him to keep his hands off me in public. He drags me off to the bedroom so often redface I just cant get away he's a beast.
These people came by and they said Jesus so much I accidentally raped them.
I didnt mean to. Jesus just...turns me on redface
PICTURE OF DA LUVBYRDS:
 Discuss redface
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Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 3:47 am
Speaking as the 2nd coming of Jesus, YOU'RE A LIAR WITH A GOOD SUPPLY OF MDMA.
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Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 4:21 am
OH ALUCARD YOU b*****d HOW COULD YOU CHEAT ON ME.
Look, he's even holding the mallet I gave him for his birthday. I'm heartbroken. crying
On the other hand, I suppose it IS the son of God, after all. That's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
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Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 6:51 am
Wow
That's actually pretty hot. surprised
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Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 9:12 am
That's the only pic you and Jesus have together?
Jesus sure is picky...He only takes hand-painted pics.
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Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 10:06 am
Spatterdash OH ALUCARD YOU b*****d HOW COULD YOU CHEAT ON ME. Look, he's even holding the mallet I gave him for his birthday. I'm heartbroken. crying On the other hand, I suppose it IS the son of God, after all. That's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
@Duvall: Inorite? It gives him the best light
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Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 1:56 pm
Ye Olde Prostitute Bones Wow That's actually pretty hot. surprised
haha yeah it is.
but during church,
i've always had the urge to grab the bible and stick it between my legs and be all like
"OHH JESUS"
they'd think im possessed like the girl from the exorcist X'D
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Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 7:48 pm
the toaster catastrophe Ye Olde Prostitute Bones Wow That's actually pretty hot. surprised
haha yeah it is.
but during church,
i've always had the urge to grab the bible and stick it between my legs and be all like
"OHH JESUS"
they'd think im possessed like the girl from the exorcist X'D
that would be one of the greatest moments ever especially when they have you doing that pray thing.
"Let us bow our heads now and pray"
-5 seconds go by-
"OHHH JESUS"
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Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 3:50 am
[Shadow Alucard] the toaster catastrophe Ye Olde Prostitute Bones Wow That's actually pretty hot. surprised
haha yeah it is.
but during church,
i've always had the urge to grab the bible and stick it between my legs and be all like
"OHH JESUS"
they'd think im possessed like the girl from the exorcist X'D
that would be one of the greatest moments ever especially when they have you doing that pray thing.
"Let us bow our heads now and pray"
-5 seconds go by-
"OHHH JESUS"Reminds me of that bit in League of Extraordinary Gentlemen where all these girls think they're being impregnated by the holy spirit, when really it's just the invisible man going around having it off with them. Great comic, that.
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Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 10:03 am
Spatterdash [Shadow Alucard] the toaster catastrophe Ye Olde Prostitute Bones Wow That's actually pretty hot. surprised
haha yeah it is.
but during church,
i've always had the urge to grab the bible and stick it between my legs and be all like
"OHH JESUS"
they'd think im possessed like the girl from the exorcist X'D
that would be one of the greatest moments ever especially when they have you doing that pray thing.
"Let us bow our heads now and pray"
-5 seconds go by-
"OHHH JESUS"Reminds me of that bit in League of Extraordinary Gentlemen where all these girls think they're being impregnated by the holy spirit, when really it's just the invisible man going around having it off with them. Great comic, that.
That made me laugh, so it has to be a good comic
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