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The Fancy Shmancy Man

PostPosted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 8:55 pm


HOW TO PROPERLY KICK SOMEONE'S a** OVER THE INTERNET:

The Fancy Shmancy Man
WHILE I COULD TEACH YOU HOW TO PROPERLY FLAME, THAT ISN'T HOW YOU KICK SOMEONE'S a**.
I DO NOT ENDORSE, AND/OR ENCOURAGE DOING THIS AND TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR DUMBASSES ACTUALLY ATTEMPTING THIS.

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FIRST STEP: BEFRIEND THEM. RECORD EVERYTHING THEY TYPE AND CONVINCE THEM TO GIVE YOU PICTURES OF THEM AND THEIR FAMILY.
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STEP TWO: GO ON A SITE THEY LIKE, I'LL USE MYSPCE AS AN EXAMPLE: MAKE A MYSPACE WITH OUT THEM KNOWING, AND POST ALL THEIR PICTURES, ONLY EDITED(MOTHER"S HEAD ON PORNSTAR'S BODY, THEIR HEAD ON FAT, OLD GUY'S BODY) AND PRETEND TO BE THEM.
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STEP C: TELL ALL THEIR MYSPACE FRIENDS THAT YOU ARE THEM AND THAT IS THEIR NEW NEW MYSPACE. THEN FLAME THEM OUT, ONE BY ONE, UNTIL THEY HAVE NO FRIENDS LEFT.
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PART 4: STUDY THE RECORDED CONVERSATIONS AND MESSAGES CLOSELY AND DISCREETLY BRING UP THE BAD PARTS OF THEY'RE LIFE IN AN MSN(VERY IMPORTANT) CONVERSATION, SLOWLY DEPRESSING THEM.
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SECTION CINCO: SEND A FILE TO THEY'RE COMPUTER WITH A VIRUS TO MESS UP WHATEVER BROWSER THEY USE(EASY TO FIND ON A HACKER MESSAGE BOARD) AND TELL THEM YOU CAN FIX IT THROUGH THE MSN "CONTROL YOUR FRIEND'S COMPUTER" FEATURE WHILE THEY ARE AT WORK.
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LAST STEP: ******** UP THEIR s**t.
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VIOLA. a** KICKED.

DISCUSS.
PostPosted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 9:14 pm


That is all so devious. =-0

Rex Aramaea


THE POLITICIAN.

PostPosted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 7:28 am


You need to overthrow AOL and all cable companies and own the internet.
PostPosted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 2:52 pm


I haxed
...
The internet.

Reking 234



Vro


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PostPosted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 4:18 pm


Was that posted in the GD?
PostPosted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 4:49 pm


omg.

X"D thats so funny, and mean.

Reminds me of the time my friend and I wrote someone's number on hundreds of pieces of paper labelled "call for a good time" and stuck em in hentai/yuri/sci fi books/food court of the mall.

Crackerbox Palace


Spatterdash

PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:39 am


I'll remember that if anybody really gets on my bad side. So far, I've never had call to resort to such underhand measures, but it's always good to have a strategy in case it's needed.
PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 5:58 pm


Spatterdash
I'll remember that if anybody really gets on my bad side. So far, I've never had call to resort to such underhand measures, but it's always good to have a strategy in case it's needed.


If you do it, make sure you're wearing a bat cape or something.

Crackerbox Palace


Spatterdash

PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 4:22 am


[Shadow Alucard]
Spatterdash
I'll remember that if anybody really gets on my bad side. So far, I've never had call to resort to such underhand measures, but it's always good to have a strategy in case it's needed.


If you do it, make sure you're wearing a bat cape or something.


Don't worry, I will. I'm unduly fond of dressing up in silly outfits.
PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 5:42 pm


Spatterdash
[Shadow Alucard]
Spatterdash
I'll remember that if anybody really gets on my bad side. So far, I've never had call to resort to such underhand measures, but it's always good to have a strategy in case it's needed.


If you do it, make sure you're wearing a bat cape or something.


Don't worry, I will. I'm unduly fond of dressing up in silly outfits.


Lol

I can see it now.

You screwing someones comp up and you place a fan in front of you to have the billowy cape effect

Crackerbox Palace


travisa29

PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 5:49 pm


I have kinda done that to a x- bff of mine who I knew irl.
She asked for it.
That b***h ******** with me in the wrong way.
Whore.
Heres what I did to the stupid b***h. I should have done more.
PostPosted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 7:28 pm


Sashimi on a Platter
I have kinda done that to a x- bff of mine who I knew irl.
She asked for it.
That b***h ******** with me in the wrong way.
Whore.
Heres what I did to the stupid b***h. I should have done more.


You people are so scary and vengeful D:

Crackerbox Palace

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