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cerebral ulcer

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PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2005 11:08 pm


It's true! I have a metal rooster. I got it in the mail today, along with a swear bear, goggles, a florida phone book, and a bunch of other random yet very awesome things from someone I wish I could be with. He wanted to cheer me up. Boy did he do good. XD I don't know why, but it's all the little things in the package that cheered me up.. because I know it's things he's had for a long time, and it's things he was willing to give up, just to see me happy.

-> Do YOU have a stiff c**k? Would you like to see mine?

-> Do random things cheer you up considerably?

-> How far would you go to cheer someone up? How far have people gone to cheer you up?

-> One of my friends suggested I put the rooster on a wooden block and referr to it as a c**k Block. What do YOU think I should do with my ... c**k? XD
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Finally got my camera-cord-thinger back. XD

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PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2005 11:29 pm


lol Thanks for explaining yourself. For a second...*looks at the clock* It's 2AM here and my mind went to something else...that...*shakes head confused as all hell*

Ok...One: I don't know what to do with your c**k... You could always pet it...or show your shiny c**k off to people...like most with a c**k tend to do... sweatdrop

Two: Yes...random things do cheer me up. I love just getting an email from friends just because they were thinking of me or something like that. Getting cocks? I dunno. I already have a shiny c**k of my own...just nothing like yours... sweatdrop

Three: I always play the clown a lot to make people feel better. Making people happy and making them smile has something to do with what I feel I need to be doing for the rest of my life...you know...my purpose. So I have done some crazy things to make people laugh and smile.

Jinnari Kisaragi
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PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2005 11:31 pm


Now that's silly. LOL. Yes randomness=awesome to me. I'm easily amused though. hehe.
PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2005 2:23 am


i would heart seeing your stiff, shiny c**k ^_^

and random stuff is lovely..

Suicide Jade

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PostPosted: Sat May 14, 2005 7:36 am


LOL..i knew it had to be something cute and clever wink
i'd like to see a pic

*steals idea for some appropriate practical joke in the future* (mooharhar) whee
PostPosted: Sat May 14, 2005 12:09 pm


SuicideJade
i would heart seeing your stiff, shiny c**k ^_^

xd xp lol

Tambie


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PostPosted: Mon May 16, 2005 10:20 am


Tambie
SuicideJade
i would heart seeing your stiff, shiny c**k ^_^

xd xp lol


tambie knows that she loves a stiff, shiny c**k too ^_^
PostPosted: Mon May 16, 2005 10:32 am


that was great, thats not what I was expecting.....LOL

you should just keep it by your computer and refer to it as the all knowing all seeing c**k.....LOL sweatdrop

SquishyAngeh


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PostPosted: Mon May 16, 2005 1:10 pm


XD!!

put it on your lap, and ask people to stroke your c**k
PostPosted: Mon May 16, 2005 3:41 pm


Hooray for randomness! ^.^ This post gave me the giggles, thank you for that...<3

Me1tedblossom


Rosey_Lee

PostPosted: Mon May 16, 2005 3:58 pm


Stiff c**k! Well now, redface that got my attention. As for what you should do with it I don't know if I'm allowed to say. redface *giggles to herself* I know what I would do if someone sent me one: Put it on display baby YA! blaugh Be proud to be one of the few who can honestly say they have one. lol blaugh
PostPosted: Fri May 27, 2005 5:13 am


Tcha, updated with piccurs! XD

cerebral ulcer

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EvilJelly

PostPosted: Sat Jun 04, 2005 3:16 pm


That's a mighty fine c**k you have! biggrin
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 05, 2005 6:39 pm


i switched schools for this year and i came to this one and when they were handing out year books from the year before i didnt get one cause i wasnt there last year. so somehow my buddy matt felt bad for me and somehow managed to get me one. it made me feel special for that moment.

Redliner


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 05, 2005 7:12 pm


Woo for Cerebral and her stick c**k!

I was at Target the other day and saw a stiff Weiner I wanted to get for Amy, but I didn't have the money D= So Amy remains Weinerless except for her real life furry one =D
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