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Sylphi

PostPosted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 1:36 pm


First off, a note, before anyone gets offended. I am only using the word 'perversion' to mean either something which is not accepted by the general American society, or which doesn't fall under the sacred heading of vanilla sex. I mean that it is something rare, or possibly viewed as abnormal.

This is not a moral judgement. If you interpret it as a moral judgement, please ******** off. Illiterates are not worth my time.


Anyway, since this is a guild for Intellectual Perverts, I wanted to see how perverted you people actually are. Explanations/details are definitely appreciated, lying is not. (Oh, and you can pick more than one.)

razz



A. Members of the same sex/gender
B. People of indeterminate/in-between/switched sex/gender
C. Body parts other than boob/a**/genitalia (i.e. feet)
D. Anything involving s**t/urine
E. Blood
F. Bondage/Domination/Discipline/Submission/Sadism/Masochism
G. Asphyxiation
H. Self-mutilation/body modification
I. Young Teens
J. Children
K. Clothing items
L. Sex toys
M. Overweight people
N. Midgets
O. Non-human Animals
P. Tentacles
Q. Exhibitionism/public sex/PDA
R. Voyerism
S. Non-consensual activity
T. Cross dressing
U. Dead people
V. Pillows/stuffed animals
W. Robots/Cyborgs
X. Group sex
Y. Incest
Z. Other (explain!)


Favorite Positions:
1. Missionary
2. Female on top
3. 'Doggie' style
4. Sideways
5. Standing
6. With my hand
7. Other
PostPosted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:07 am


I'd post what I've done, but I, the Cap'n, am a virgin. (A tad ironic, or at least, unexpected, no?) But, I can post what I've seen as turn-ons, possibly fetishes:

  • Voyeurism
  • Big bewbehs
  • Feet.
  • Alternate Hentai (Footjobs, Tentacles, d**k girls, "thick" girls[on the slightly "more curvy" side], light bondage, Dom, Sub, in fact, lemme shorten up the list by telling you that most things in 4chan.org's /d/ is approved by me)
  • Young Teens
  • Older women
  • Sex toys
  • Public Sex
  • Group Sex


That's about it. I'll post more if/when I get my virginity assasinated.

Lord Vyce
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Sylphi

PostPosted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 9:46 am


A. Members of the same sex/gender (Wouldn't date them, though, so I don't identify as bi.)
B. People of indeterminate/in-between/switched sex/gender (hell yeah.)
C. Body parts other than boob/a**/genitalia (ears)
E. Blood (I dreamed last night I was tangled up in a rose bush, with blood seeping through my khakis [I don't own khakis!] and getting all over my legs. It was all symbolic and hot.)
F. Bondage/Domination/Discipline/Submission/Sadism/Masochism (Who isn't?)
I. Young Teens (who isn't?)
J. Children (In art, yes, in reality, no. In reality they smell funny and keep wanting to be fed.)
K. Clothing items (mmm black leather.)
L. Sex toys (love 'em.)
P. Tentacles (I've never ******** a tentacle, but if it feels like a tongue, I'm all for it.)
Q. Exhibitionism/public sex/PDA (I flash every security camera I find. And I had sex in the business department and the neuroscience dept.)
R. Voyerism (No. Other people are ugly.)
S. Non-consensual activity (Only in fiction.)
T. Cross dressing (Hell yeah.)
U. Dead people (Only if they're sexy vampires.)
W. Robots/Cyborgs (Sexy cyborgs? Hell yeah.)
Y. Incest (Again, much hotter in fiction than in real life. But twincest, mmm.)
Z. Other (I'm pretty sure I managed to get all of my fetishes on the list. Haha)


Favorite Positions:
1. Missionary (It's a good, quick position)
2. Female on top (Also good)
3. 'Doggie' style (Fun and silly.)
PostPosted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 9:49 am


Lord Vyce
I'd post what I've done, but I, the Cap'n, am a virgin. (A tad ironic, or at least, unexpected, no?) But, I can post what I've seen as turn-ons, possibly fetishes:

  • Voyeurism
  • Big bewbehs
  • Feet.
  • Alternate Hentai (Footjobs, Tentacles, d**k girls, "thick" girls[on the slightly "more curvy" side], light bondage, Dom, Sub, in fact, lemme shorten up the list by telling you that most things in 4chan.org's /d/ is approved by me)
  • Young Teens
  • Older women
  • Sex toys
  • Public Sex
  • Group Sex


That's about it. I'll post more if/when I get my virginity assasinated.


Boobs don't count, everyone likes boobs. razz

And 'slightly thick' girls are what you'd call 'normal' if modern society weren't obsessed with girls looking anorexic...

Sylphi


Steel Raccoon

PostPosted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 10:33 am


A. Members of the same sex/gender Yes
B. People of indeterminate/in-between/switched sex/gender Yes, especialy futanari
C. Body parts other than boob/a**/genitalia (i.e. feet) Yes
D. Anything involving s**t/urine Maybe a golden shower, but no feces
E. Blood In safe quantities
F. Bondage/Domination/Discipline/Submission/Sadism/Masochism Yes
G. Asphyxiation Too dangerous
H. Self-mutilation/body modification Piercings: Yay! Cutting: No!
I. Young Teens Yeah. My girlfriend's cousin.
J. Children NO scream
K. Clothing items I'm a transvestic fetishist
L. Sex toys Sounds like fun to me.
M. Overweight people My current g/f isn't fat. She's more, pillowy. Like a marshmallow made of sex.
N. Midgets Yes
O. Non-human Animals I'm a furry. Why do you think my avvie has a tail?
P. Tentacles Yes
Q. Exhibitionism/public sex/PDA Gives that, "Oh noes, I hope we don't get caught!" adreneline
R. Voyerism Yes
S. Non-consensual activity I don't have rape fantasies
T. Cross dressing Refer to item K
U. Dead people Nope, I'm not a corpse ********. Pillows/stuffed animals Yes
W. Robots/Cyborgs Yes! (Melfina from Outlaw Star, Major from Ghost in the Shell)
X. Group sex Yes
Y. Incest My cousins, Jackie and Stefanie
Z. Other (explain!) You forgot food sex. (Whipped cream, chocolate syrup, and my personal favorite game "Find the Hidden Jolly Rancher")
PostPosted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 12:17 pm


Steel Raccoon

Z. Other (explain!) You forgot food sex. (Whipped cream, chocolate syrup, and my personal favorite game "Find the Hidden Jolly Rancher")



*Mental image of the worst yeast infection ever*

Sylphi


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 4:33 pm


A. Members of the same sex/gender (Sometimes I've thought about it, but most likely not)

B. People of indeterminate/in-between/switched sex/gender(intersting to watch, for sure. Especially stuff like Kashimashi)

C. Body parts other than boob/a**/genitalia (i.e. feet)(The curves leading up to them, perhaps?)
D. Anything involving s**t/urine(Hmm, I'd seriously doubt it)
E. Blood(I'm rather neutral towards this subject)
F. Bondage/Domination/Discipline/Submission/Sadism/Masochism)(Yeah, although there isn't really a clear aggressor between my beloved and I)
G. Asphyxiation(No thanks, my beloved and I both love the ability to breathe)
H. Self-mutilation/body modification(No, to all forms of it)
I. Young Teens(Well some of them do look good in jeans...)
J. Children(Hmm...I'd have to say no, knowing how traumatic it can be for the child involved)
K. Clothing items(Does Tank Tops count?)
L. Sex toys (Never had the pleasure, but I wold like to try that one toy that collars your one eyed monster, and gives the person being thrust into that much more pleasure)
M. Overweight people(Again, I'm rather neutral towards this subject)
N. Midgets(Err...never thought of them, in that aspect, and doubt I ever will)
O. Non-human Animals(Hmm...I'd doubt it)
P. Tentacles(Yes, tentacles are fun)
Q. Exhibitionism/public sex/PDA(Oh yes, I would love to give it to my beloved in front of a crowd. Our moans, over the sound of the crowd...gets me excited just thinking about it)
R. Voyerism(Hmm, maybe, if the time was right)
S. Non-consensual activity(No, absolutely not)
T. Cross dressing(Well people seem to think I already look like a girl, so it wouldn't be much of a stretch)
U. Dead people(Hmm....something about it doesn't settle well with me...)
V. Pillows/stuffed animals(No, on the sheer amount of clean up that would need to be done)
W. Robots/Cyborgs(Like Kusanagi? Oh yeah, she could rock my world any day)
X. Group sex(Maybe. I wold have to discuss this with my beloved, when the time is right)
Y. Incest(Hmm...as others have said, hot in fiction, absolute weird in reality)
Z. Other (explain!)(Food sex. I would love for my tongue to cover every inch of my beloved body, getting in between her crevasses, and...you know, I think I better stop, before I need to take care of something)


Favorite Positions:
I would love to try Doggy style, and Girl on top
PostPosted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 6:31 pm


Hmmm....I could go for anything except for D, N, U, Y. I'm also not into a**l, but A doesn't involve that, cause I'm a girl, lol. And would "young teen" include me pretending that I was young (as in underage rather than 21 and adult)?

But that's personally.

As for positions, 5 and 6 sound stupid and I wouldn't do them, but the rest are fair game.

Heh. I'm a perv.

Edit: some of the more weird preferences would be less of a "realistic" desire as it would be more fantasy-based stuff.

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Steel Raccoon

PostPosted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:43 pm


Sylphi
Steel Raccoon

Z. Other (explain!) You forgot food sex. (Whipped cream, chocolate syrup, and my personal favorite game "Find the Hidden Jolly Rancher")



*Mental image of the worst yeast infection ever*
It's not really for the actually sex part. It's more like, "There's candy in my bra, find it and it's yours."
PostPosted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 11:21 pm


I don't mind if the girls I like are Bi... It doesn't really bother me that much, but the changing genders goes a little too far. I can understand Cross-dressing though.

Ears, Mouth, lips, and especially the neck/ shoulder area

A little bit of blood is cool, especially if it came from biting

Sadism/ Masochism actually accentuates the feelings and pleasure for me... Biting and scratching

Whatever sex toy they like is fine with me, I don't think that it would bother me too much, though there are a few that would be odd...

Hentai, tentacles are fine, though I don't think that it would bother me too much.... But I wouldn't really know...

PDA is fine with me, but I know quite a few people who don't like showing there affection in front of others...

Meh, I suppose Voyerism is a little bit kinky and would probably turn me on...

Non-consensual activities aren't advised at all... it is a good way to get yourself hurt a ton... The way I figure if it is consensual or not is I start to do it, then stop for a few moments to see if they want to continue or if they want me to stop. I generally let them decide. xd

If it makes them feel fine, then I have no real proplem with it... for example, I was "convinced" to dress as a girl at Sakura-con in 2006... (I really had no problem with it, they just suggested it to me and I was comfortable enough with my sexuality to say that I would)

My dad works at a funneral home... Dead people are a no go, though if someone who is alive dressed up like a zombie, that is fine...

Pillows are nice, especially to keep the noise down!! XD

Group sex can be very kinky. I haven't participated myself, but there is the excitement of having sex with multiple poeple at once, and not know who at a given point of time!

If you didn't already guess, I prefer to have a partner who likes pain, generally from biting or scratching... It changes the way that the blood flows in your body and releases chemicals that enhance the feelings and make a person more energized.

Being a virgin, I wouldn't know much about sexual positions, But I would probably prefer Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, or Doggie Position (not in the a** though)... from my experiences with dry humping, sideways is quite fun because you can hold and kiss your partner! XD

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 10:22 am


A. Members of the same sex/gender blaugh they wish
B. People of indeterminate/in-between/switched sex/gender well only if they were an attractive girl at first ten switched back to a girl
C. Body parts other than boob/a**/genitalia (i.e. feet) i love mouths! looking at the lips and stuff like that
D. Anything involving s**t/urine maybe if i was drunk.........
E. Blood four letters A.I.D.S.
F. Bondage/Domination/Discipline/Submission/Sadism/Masochism you know it
G. Asphyxiation huh?
H. Self-mutilation/body modification no thanks well i would have to be srunk
I. Young Teens well i am a middle teen
J. Children no thanks i will leave that to michael jackson
K. Clothing items i love girls in short shorts
L. Sex toys no fake p***s's for me thanks only if she wants them on her
M. Overweight people as long as they don't get on top
N. Midgets my name says it all(yes!)
O. Non-human Animals no beastyality thanks
P. Tentacles squids no gross
Q. Exhibitionism/public sex/PDA blaugh as long as we don't get in trouble
R. Voyerism huh?
S. Non-consensual activity like rape? no
T. Cross dressing only if she thought it was sexy
U. Dead people no necrophilia for me thanks
V. Pillows/stuffed animals well maybe a sex doll if i waas really horny
W. Robots/Cyborgs look at above answer
X. Group sex only with woman i only like the hot dog buns not the hot dog
Y. Incest HELL NO!
Z. Other (explain!) is liking hentai a perversion?


Favorite Positions:
1. Missionary (only if she is a good moaner)
2. Female on top (if she is good)
3. 'Doggie' style (yes that is my favorite)
4. Sideways (thats kind of boring)
5. Standing (probably)
6. With my hand (like fingering hand job? only to get her horny)
7. Other (double blowjobs, or a triple b*****b and i ahve always wanted to do it in a shower)
PostPosted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 2:43 pm


Oni-Angel
Hmmm....I could go for anything except for D, N, U, Y. I'm also not into a**l, but A doesn't involve that, cause I'm a girl, lol. And would "young teen" include me pretending that I was young (as in underage rather than 21 and adult)?


That would go into roleplaying, I think. (Did I forget to put that one down? Role playing is totally hot. Too bad someone sucks a** at cybering. stare


Quote:

As for positions, 5 and 6 sound stupid and I wouldn't do them, but the rest are fair game.



I always fall over with 5... 6 is fine if you just need a quick morning pick-you-up...

Quote:
Edit: some of the more weird preferences would be less of a "realistic" desire as it would be more fantasy-based stuff.

Realistic verses fantasy is one of those odd lines... I have friends who seriously do look like children (yay ******** up hormones!) and I have no idea how they mentally handle people hitting on them.

Sylphi


Sylphi

PostPosted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 2:44 pm


Steel Raccoon
Sylphi
Steel Raccoon

Z. Other (explain!) You forgot food sex. (Whipped cream, chocolate syrup, and my personal favorite game "Find the Hidden Jolly Rancher")



*Mental image of the worst yeast infection ever*

It's not really for the actually sex part. It's more like, "There's candy in my bra, find it and it's yours."

My Ex and I used to fight over Necco wafers... Of course, we hid them in our mouths.

Now he has a lot of cavities...
PostPosted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 2:48 pm


dwarfshorty

Z. Other (explain!) is liking hentai a perversion?


Probably not technically.

Auto-erotic asphyxiation, btw, is the practice of choking yourself to get an erection. It's supposed to feel really really good and be really really dangerous.

(And you can always look stuff up in the vast dictionary that is the internet if you don't know. ~_^)

Sylphi


Steel Raccoon

PostPosted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 9:01 pm


Sylphi
(And you can always look stuff up in the vast dictionary that is the internet if you don't know. ~_^)

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