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 Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2004 6:27 am
Mine are the Black Knight scene and the Bring Out Yer Dead scene.
The Black Knight: Have at you!
King Arthur: You're indeed brave sir knight, but the fight is mine.
The Black Knight: Oh, had enough, aye?
King Arthur: Look you stupid b*****d, you've got no arms left.
The Black Knight: Yes I have.
King Arthur: Look!
The Black Knight: Just a flesh wound.
What are you're favorite scenes?
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Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2004 6:38 am
Knight 1 : We are now no longer the Knights who say Ni.
Knight 2: NI.
Other Knights : Shh...
Knight 1 : We are now the Knights who say..."Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm
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Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2004 6:44 am
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Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2004 6:46 am
King Arthur : [about the inscription on the rock] Brother Maynard, what does it say?
Brother Maynard : It reads, 'Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Aramathia. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the holy grail in the Castle of Aaauuuggghhh... '
King Arthur : What?
Brother Maynard : 'The Castle of Aaaauuuggghhhh'
Sir Bedevere : What is that?
Brother Maynard : He must of died while carving it.
King Arthur : Look if he was dying he wouldn't have bothered to carve 'Aaaaauuuggghhh' on the rock he would of just said it.
Galahad : Maybe he was dictating?
King Arthur : Oh Shut up.
King Arthur : Well does it say anything else?
Brother Maynard : No, just 'Aaaaauuuugggghhh'
[knights making groaning sounds]
Sir Bedevere : Do you think he could have mean, 'Camaaaauuuuggghhhh'?
Galahad : Where's that?
Sir Bedevere : France I think.
Sir Lancelot : Isn't there a Saint 'Iiiiivvvveeeesss' in Condor?
King Arthur : No that's Saint 'Ives'
[All knights saying, 'Iiiiiivvvveeessss']
Sir Bedevere : Whooooouuuuaaa!
Sir Lancelot : No it's 'Aaaaauuuugggghhhh' from the back of the throat.
Sir Bedevere : No I mean, 'Whoooouuuuaaa!' as in surprise and alarm.
Sir Lancelot : Oh you mean like, 'Auuuuhhhhh!'
Sir Bedevere : Yes that's it. Auuuuuhhhhhaaa!
Sir Lancelot : Auuuuhhhhhaaa!
Brother Maynard : It's the legendary black beast of Aaaaauuuugghhhh!
King Arthur : Run Away! RUN AWAY!
Sir Lancelot : RUN AWAY!
[All knights scream RUN AWAY]
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Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 3:45 am
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Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 2:31 pm
What... is your name?
Arthur, King or the Britons.
What...is your quest?
To search for the Holy Grail
What... is the air speed velocity of an unlaiden swallow?
What kind of swallow? An African or European swallow?
Well I don't know AAAUUURRRGGHHH!
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Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 8:53 pm
Fave lines-
"There are those who call me.......Tim?"
"I'm not dead yet!"
"He says hes not dead!"
"Yes he is."
"No I'm not!"
"Look, you'll be stone dead in a minute."
"I'm sorry, I can't take him."
"I think I'll go for a walk."
"You're not fooling anybody!"
"I can't take him, its against regulations."
"Well, when do you make the rounds again."
"Not until Thursday."
"Well, can't you do anything?"
"I feel happy, I feel happy!"
(bops the old man on the head)
"Thank you so much!"
"See you on Thursday"
"Your a king just because some watery tart threw a sword at you? If I went around saying that I was an emporer just because some soggy b**** lugged a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!"
"Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?"
"Of course not, it could be carried."
"By a swallow?"
"It could grip it by the husk."
"It doesn't matter where he GRIPS it. A five- ounce bird can't carry a one pound coconut. Its a simple matter of weight ratios."
"Well, and African swallow could."
"Yes, that is true. But, African swallows are nonmigratery."
"Oh yeah, thats right."
"Suppose two swallows carried it together."
Thats not all of my fave parts, but I don't think I should take up any more space.
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Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 11:43 am
"But how do you know she's a witch?"
[everyone thinks]
"She looks like one!"
"Yeah, BURN HER!"
[every villager screams BURN HER!]
"They dressed me like that!"
"Well, maybe we but on the nose...and the hat....and the dress."
[everyone looks dowm]
"She does have a wart tho!"
"Yes, but how do you know for sure?"
"She turned me into a newt!"
[everyone looks at the quite normal guy]
" I got better..."
"BURN HER!"
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Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 12:04 am
I love the entire movie, I can't pick! blaugh
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Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 5:02 am
Definitively the Dark Knight:
"What are you going to do? Bleed on me?!"
Another one would be the one with the Imperial Guard correcting Brian's spelling. There were many more in the tv series but I watched it so long ago I forgot most of it :_(
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Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 1:32 pm
My favourite bits are:
MONKS (chanting): pie esu dominae, donna ae ist requim
*they bash themselves over the head with large blocks of wood
NARRATOR: Fortunately, at that moment, the animator suffered a fatal heart attack. The cartoon peril was no more . . .
ARTHUR: Camelot!
SIR GALAHAD: Camelot!
LAUNCELOT: Camelot!
PATSY: It's only a model.
FATHER: Listen, lad. I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started
here, all there was was swamp. Other kings said I was daft to build a
castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It
sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the
swamp. So, I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank
into the swamp, but the fourth one... stayed up! And that's what you're
gonna get, lad: the strongest castle in these islands.
NARRATOR: ...and Winter gave Spring and Summer a miss and went straight on into Autumn.
SECOND BROTHER: And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three
shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting
shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two,
excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the
number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy
Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My
sight, shall snuff it.'
MAYNARD: Amen.
KNIGHTS: Amen.
ARTHUR: Right! One!... Two!... Five!
GALAHAD: Three, sir!
ARTHUR: Three!
HEAD KNIGHT: Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get the two-
level effect with a little path running down the middle.
KNIGHTS OF NI: A path! A path! A path! Ni! Shh! Knights of Ni! Ni!
Ni! Shh! Shh!...
HEAD KNIGHT: Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... with... a herring!
xd
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Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 3:26 pm
Roger the Shrubber: Are you saying Ni to that old woman?
King Arthur: Um, yes.
Roger the Shrubber: Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress in this period in history.
King Arthur: Did you say shrubberies?
Roger the Shrubber: Yes, shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies.
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Mistress DragonFlame Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 4:41 pm
I think the Black night scene is best, or when they are in the cave and have to eat Sir. Robbins Ministrals. xd
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Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 3:33 pm
Mistress DragonFlame I think the Black night scene is best, or when they are in the cave and have to eat Sir. Robbins Ministrals. xd And there was much rejoicing. *yay*
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Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:47 pm
and now, lancelot, galahad and i jump out of the wooden rabbit, taking the castle completely by surprize!
wait...who jumps out of the rabbit?
lancelot, galahad....and....I.....
hang on, suppose we were to build a large wooden badger...
shut up
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