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 Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 5:06 pm
No internet. Why? D:
*is obviously trying to evoke some kind of mystery, and is most likely... failing. *
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Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 5:09 pm
*clings to your avi*
:3 you're so pretty! Like ... a purple on fire fishy thing... X333
D: if you have no internets how are you speaking to us?
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Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 5:09 pm
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Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 5:25 pm
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Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 6:40 pm
Sign up for the Avatar Arena. Nao. mad
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Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 8:05 pm
woah
OD
the person in your sig is uproariously dumb
I love it
rofl
(the one with 'you are sall going to have to mastervate at something else!'
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emily swashbuckle Captain
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Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 1:58 am
Well, you're in my office, obviously.
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It was turning out to be an incredibly boring day. The office was as lifeless as Buddy was. I was still struggling through the loss of my partner, but hey, a work day is a work day and I may as well show up.
Even though the day so far was duller than my Kiki was, I had this feeling in my bones that something would happen, and over the years, I'de learned to trust my bones. They were my best friends, besides the ol' pistol and the bottle of whiskey in my desk.
Out of nowhere, my door burst open. In walked a god in purple, an apparation of spectacular hue. Mildly upset that I can't refer to him as a dame in this monologue, I used my ultamite author powers to make Soup follow in timidly after.
I turned towards the dame in distress. She waved confidently and I shook my head slightly, giving up on having a damsel in distress.
"So. What's up, Mr..?"
"Er... Skiz-Erz? ... You know me."
"AHEM, no, I don't. You new in town or somethin'?"
"... Nooo..."
"..."
"... Yes..?"
I knew it. He had that "new kid on the block" look about him. Fresh, clean, bubbles coming out of the top of his head. It was then that Soup got bored and snuck slowly out of the room. I watched her suspiciously, just in case, my eyes as sharp as the blade that Buddy had always carried in his back left pocket.
"Alright, Mister-- ah-- Skiz-Erz. What seems to be the problem?"
"My... internet is gone?"
"Oh... Really." I brought my legs off of my desk, sitting up and staring at him intently. He shifted somewhat uneasily. What WAS he hiding?
"Er, ya rly?"
"I'll take your case."
"What... case?"
Ignoring his half-hearted complaints, I stood up. "I'll start right now. Contact me if there's anything else you need, bud."
"What the--"
With that, I walked out the door. I quickly walked back into the room, glancing at the closet behind me.
"... I was recently relocated. Budget cuts at my old office."
And with that, I was out the right door and onto the cold streets.
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Psh, and you say you didn't evoke mystery. O< Worevah!
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Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 4:14 am
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Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 6:44 am
satah
you crazy little whatevertheheckyouare xd
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Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 7:36 am
XDDDD
Detective Satah!
:3 that'd make one nifty comic!
o_____O If Satah continued to write I'd TOTALLY HAVE TO MAKE ILLUSTRATONS!
ninja heart
gonk Aw crap I don't have a scanner. x___x *desperately tries to fix scanner*
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Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 10:20 am
Origamidude Sign up for the Avatar Arena. Nao. mad
What is that?! Some sort of accent? Are you from Nooberia?!
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Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 10:24 am
Kangaroo S.T.U. XDDDD Detective Satah! :3 that'd make one nifty comic! o_____O If Satah continued to write I'd TOTALLY HAVE TO MAKE ILLUSTRATONS! ninja heart gonk Aw crap I don't have a scanner. x___x *desperately tries to fix scanner*
Have you tried impact engineering?
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Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 10:33 am
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Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 11:12 am
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Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 1:14 pm
You're in a big black viod of nothingness, where you haxored into the internet. 3nodding
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