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 Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 3:07 pm
Are you ready for the action packed, adrenaline pumped, super violent thrill ride of the century? At the THG Action Theatre it's a neverending, gun filled, car chasing, testosterone overloaded paradise. Here, it's all about macho cops, wannabe gangsters, top secret spies, falsely accused fathers, deadly women in tight clothes, needless sex scenes, and massive, gratuitous explosions!
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Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 3:19 pm
*Busts through the bank doors holding two guns* That's it! Everybody down! mad
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Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 3:26 pm
At that very moment, a giant tank rolls through the wall of bank, sending shattered glass everywhere. At that moment, four terrorists erupt from the hatch of the tank, firing their machine guns and killing many innocents bystanders as they make their way towards the vault, oblivious to the man in the mask trying to rob the bank that came first.
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Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 3:29 pm
Hey! I was here first yeh stupid commies! Go find yer own bank!
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Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 7:07 pm
[ Message temporarily off-line ]
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Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 8:03 pm
Geez! You people can not let me have an easy robbery. You know what?!
*grabs some random person*
Everyone put their guns and/or tanks down or this guy gets it!
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Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 9:20 pm
(("Put your guns and/or tanks down"... That's classic....))
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Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 2:10 pm
Thank you sir. Everyone should take after this man! 3nodding
Wait a minute...you're the guy in the tank! Scratch the previous statement, and put the tank down! mad
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Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 8:20 pm
Wait! You know you don't want to do this! It's not worth it! *tears stream down her face as she puts the bazooka down*
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Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 8:28 pm
Well, when you put it like that....Forget you guys! This bank is going down! scream
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Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 9:08 pm
*Suddenly, Jack Armstrong, a loosecannon cop on the edge with no respect for the law pulls up in a hummer. His broad chin shines with sweat as he pulls out his handgun, and he has 5-o' clock shadow even though it's 10 in the morning*
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Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 9:30 pm
What do you want buddy? I've got a hostage and I'm not afraid to us it!
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Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 12:19 pm
*the floor under them suddenly shakes as an explosion is heard coming from inside the vault*
AHAHAHAHA
*Mercenaries from every country erupt from the hole on the floor in the vault*
Get the monee and get out!
*A man with a black trenchcoat, black sunglasses, slick back hair, golden rings and necklaces orders them aroudn with a large maniacal smile as they emoty the vault*
The spanish diablo is always one step ahead of heez enemeez
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Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 12:21 pm
eek What the heck was that! *stares at the vault door*
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Second-In-Command-Of-Hell
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 7:45 am
-snipes people-
ninja
Bwahahahaha...I'll kill you all with stealth..and ACTUALLY having a brain!
XD
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