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 Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 10:18 am
Rob Zombie's "Foxy Foxy" plays as the theme for the Hype.
Cole: Welcome to the sold out Omaha Civic Auditorium, in Omaha, Nebraska. This is Monday Night Hype! Hello everyone I'm Michael Cole joined by Tazz at ringside and have we got an exciting night planned for tonight.
Tazz: That's right Cole. Tonight, the Legend Killer Randy Orton will be in action against Blaze the hot up-can-comer.
Cole: Also tonight, Christian will go one on one with the new Middleweight Champion, Daniel "The Hollywood Hitman" Cross.
Tazz: Oh yeah, plus Cross debuts his talk show segment, the Hollywood Spotlight where Rob Van Dam will be his guest. That should be explosive.
Cole: Yes it should, but first, Eric Bischoff is in the ring as we get set to crown Daniel Cross as the new Middleweight Champion.
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Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 10:23 am
Eric, with the Middleweight Championship belt on his shoulder, smiles smugly. He's leaning on a cane and his knee is in a brace after Ms. Color hit him in the knee a few times.
"Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce Ms. Kris Color!"
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Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 10:31 am
Meredith Brook's b***h begins to play. Ms. Color comes out dress like this:
 Tazz: Oh yeah, now that's what I'm talking about. Cole: For those who missed it, last week Rob Van Dam and Daniel Cross went at it one on one for the vacant Middleweight title. Well Bischoff and Ms. Color made a side bet. This is how it unfolded. Last Week's MNHTazz: And after that stellar victory over Rob Van Dam, Daniel Cross is the new Middleweight Champion Cole: Van Dam got screwed last week, it was 2 on 1 most of the match. Ms. Color gets in the ring as her music dies. The guys in the audience are whistling and give her cat calls. Eric comes over to the ropes and holds them open for her. Looking pissed, she climbs in the ring from the other side.
"Ha ha, you think this is really funny, don't you Eric?"
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Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 10:34 am
"Now now, Kris, don't be upset. After all you did make the bet." smiles Eric. "What do you think of our lovely President everyone?"
the crowd cheers Kris's outfit.
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Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 10:35 am
Kris takes a graceful bow.
"Yeah, these people know a good thing when they see it. But I think they'd rather see you in a dog suit, Bitchoff."
the crowd erupts and begins a "Bitchoff" chant.
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Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 10:40 am
Eric's smile fades as the chant grows louder and louder.
"That's enough. I'm calling the shots tonight and if I hear one more Bitchoff chant, I will have you thrown out of the building."
the crowd boos.
"Now, Kris, why don't you shake your a** to the back and make me some coffee."
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Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 10:42 am
With a sour look on her face she says "Right away, Mr. Bischoff...but..."
the crowd cheers
"I have a few words for your Middleweight Champion. So let's not waste anymore time. Cross, if you want this title, come on out."
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Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 11:54 am
I'm Back in Black!
AC/DC's Back In Black hits, and Cross comes out with a mic. He enters the ring, and looks at the crowd. He sees a lot of "Go Back to Canada Cross" and "Hollywood s**t Man" signs (yeah, I came up with these myself after reading a lot of signs on SmackDown), as the crowd erupts with a "You Screwed Rob" chant.
"First of all, I'd like to say, nice outfit Kris." Cross said. "Now, you had something to say to me?"
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Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 12:08 pm
Kris smiles to herself as the "You Screwed Rob" chant goes throught the arean.
"All I've gotta say is this-I just recently finished negotiations and Jed will be coming back! He sends his regrets that he can't be on your little show, but he wanted you to know, that you're just keeping his title warm."
the crowd erupts.
"I guess I'll go make coffee now. You boys have fun." with that, Ms. Color leaves the ring.
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Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 12:13 pm
Cross makes a shocked face at Eric as the crowd transitions the "You Screwed Rob" to "JKO!" chants.
"Do you believe that?" he says out of the mic to Bischoff, and walks back to the locker room.
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Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 12:20 pm
Eric looks upset at Kris as she walks to the back.
"Let her talk, Jed may not even be back in time for June Doom. Now, let me present you with the Middleweight Championship! Congratulations Dan!"
Cole: What a turn of events!
Tazz: You said it Cole.
Cole: Well, let's take a look at the official match card for tonight's Hype. First we'll see The Legend Killer facing off against Blaze, next the Cruiserweight Champion and one half of the Tag Team Champions Ricky "Rubix" Thompson will be in action against Joker. After last week, HBK has demanded a match with Edge and tonight, he'll go one on one with the Rated R Superstar. Also tonight, Rob Van Dam will face Irving Clone, and in our Main Event Tonight, Christian will go one on one with that man there, Daniel Cross in a non-title match.
Tazz: And here's something interesting, Edge has been banned from ringside by Bischoff at Cross's request.
Cole: It promises to be an exciting night. Let's go now to our colleague Tomo, who is standing by with Edge.
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