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 Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 1:51 am
Ok I hit the jackpot of funniness, if you were wondering what all the posting was for. I made some of these to. xp
18 Things Not to Say to a Cop.
1. Hey, you must'a been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good
job!
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged
in.
3. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to
be a Police Officer.
4. Excuse me, but is "stick up" hyphenated?
5. Hi Officer, do you mind holding my beer while I find my driver's
license?
6. You know, I was going to be cop, but I decided to finish high
school instead.
7. "Bad Cop! No Donut!"
8. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no
other cars around, that's how far I am behind the other cars.
9. You're NOT gonna check the trunk, are you?
10. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked last week on "COPS"?
11. I bet I could grab that gun before you finish writing my ticket.
12. So, uh, you "on the take" or what?
13. Gee, officer! That's terrific. The police officer yesterday only
gave me a warning too!
14. Do you know why you pulled me over? Good, at least one of us does.
15. So, are you still crabby because your mamma didn't let you play
with your gun when you were little?
16. Hey is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum.
17. When you smack the crap outta me, make sure you smile pretty for
the video camcorder.
18. Is it true that people become policemen because they are too dumb
to work at McDonalds?
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 7:05 pm
Hahahahah!! That's amusing. xd rofl rofl
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:26 am
You forgot one...
1.) Hold on while I take a drink of beer, I can't understand you while I'm sober. Maybe if I am drunk, you will sound better...
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 8:04 am
Lightbringer2929 5. Hi Officer, do you mind holding my beer while I find my driver's license? If was a kind cop he will xd Lightbringer2929 6. You know, I was going to be cop, but I decided to finish high school instead. Man, this hurt xd Lightbringer2929 16. Hey is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum.
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Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 2:34 am
lets not forget the classic, "Do you smell bacon too?"
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Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 1:21 pm
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Paine_Lovely128 Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 10:01 am
"Bad Cop! No Donut!" xd xd xd
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