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[Max Mizuhara]

PostPosted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 9:43 pm


Bored as hell. lol

I posted this already in the fighitng game forum, but I thought I'd put it here too.

Talk about lines in a game you've heard that make you shudder when you take you long to think on them. Like this exchange from SNK vs Capcom Chaos.

Tessa: "This "Justice"....I'd like to examine it scientifically."
Kim: "You don't need to. Justice courses through my body!"
Tessa: "Ooh, how inviting. That's more reason to look into it."
PostPosted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 5:36 am


Oh geez, that's so WRONG... xd

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 6:32 am


Well, this line is not so much a double meaning, but was funny none the less...

FFVII

Barret = I said it once, and I'll say it again...


(Everyone says at the same time...)
BARRET = There ain't no getting off this train we are on...
TIFA = There ain't no getting off this train we are on...
Yuffie = There ain't no getting off this train we are on...
Cloud = There ain't no getting off this train we are on...
Cait Sith = This here train don't make no stops...

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 6:41 am


Oh, I have a great one...

From Star Wars: KotOR II...

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That should do it. 3nodding

MC (Main Character, if male): Look, just because I'm keeping her on the ship doesn't mean I'm gonna go charging up her cargo ramp! (o_0)

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 5:51 pm


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MC (Main Character, if male): Look, just because I'm keeping her on the ship doesn't mean I'm gonna go charging up her cargo ramp! (o_0)


xd Love it.

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I-no says "Horny little brat! Go home and drink your father's milk!"

Also from Guilty Gear X2

Bridget: Hey! You're the one who stuck your sword in my face!

Of course, this is the same game which has Bridget shouting out "Isn't this a crime?" after getting a**l probed by Faust.

Also, I remember this one from a fighting game, but I'm not sure where I remember it from.

"A small body and a big sword.... Hmm.... I like what I see!"

Finally, from Tales of Symphonia.

After meeting Zelos for the first time, Genis watches him walking away.

Genis: What an a**!
PostPosted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 8:35 pm


OMG Lmao! Those are so funny! I have none but man I get a kick out of reading these.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 9:20 pm


Got more. xd

Solid Snake (Metal Gear Solid): "What's the insertion method?"

Paine, FFX-2: "Ex Summoners come in all flavors"

In Star Ocean 3, at the end of the Urssa Lava Caves, the party goes to get Crossell. The camera stays focused towards them, and we don't know what they're looking at.

Fayt: It's huge...
Maria: Almost a little too big.
PostPosted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 10:03 am


Here's one from a game called Metal Arms:

Krunk: What the Hell were you doing?! Screwing your little toaster friends?!

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 12:01 pm


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Got more. xd

Solid Snake (Metal Gear Solid): "What's the insertion method?"

Paine, FFX-2: "Ex Summoners come in all flavors"

In Star Ocean 3, at the end of the Urssa Lava Caves, the party goes to get Crossell. The camera stays focused towards them, and we don't know what they're looking at.

Fayt: It's huge...
Maria: Almost a little too big.
I like the one from Star Ocean and Paine.
PostPosted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 11:09 pm


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MC (Main Character, if male): Look, just because I'm keeping her on the ship doesn't mean I'm gonna go charging up her cargo ramp! (o_0)


xd Love it.

User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.

I-no says "Horny little brat! Go home and drink your father's milk!"

Also from Guilty Gear X2

Bridget: Hey! You're the one who stuck your sword in my face!

Of course, this is the same game which has Bridget shouting out "Isn't this a crime?" after getting a**l probed by Faust.

Also, I remember this one from a fighting game, but I'm not sure where I remember it from.

"A small body and a big sword.... Hmm.... I like what I see!"

Finally, from Tales of Symphonia.

After meeting Zelos for the first time, Genis watches him walking away.

Genis: What an a**!


LMAO! That's awesome

I was playing Sudeki for the Xbox and I ran into this trader, the line he says when you first talk to him is hilarious
'Have you come to trade? Lay your skin on me! I can't get enough!"

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 3:54 pm


One of Karin's victory lines from SFA3:
"To defeat an opponent is to get to know them intimately..." eek
It was even wierder because the first time I saw it I was fighting Sakura... confused
PostPosted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 5:28 pm


i like the one from Paine and Star Ocean xd

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 6:39 pm


"I will show them the full power of my lance, which I learned to use from Lavitz." - King Albert from Legend of Dragoon

"That cute rabbit can do it." - Big, Sonic Heroes

"I rode Sin to Zanarkand." - Auron

"Sorry old man, I have some unfinished buisiness with this puppet..." - Riku to Gepetto, KH

"Kairi...Kairi's inside me?" - Sora to Darkness Riku, KH

"Huh? Finger!? What the hell?" - Cloud, FFVII

"Time to get it ON!" Zell, FFVIII

"But Mog wants to go so badly, nothing can stop him now!" - Tutorial, FFVIII

"You keep walking path forward. Kimahri watch the rear" - Kimahri, FFX
PostPosted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 4:52 pm


Uh..I know some character bames that have double meaning....like:
Hardman and Woodman from MM2... whee

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