Look at these two dorks right here! Cherry and I found them wandering around and bumping into things - and each other. They really need someone to look after them, especially since they aren't too bright...
However, they are extremely silly and therefore only want to go with the silliest of people. To get a raffle ticket for this brother and sister, click this link HERE and fill out the mad-libs with the most ridiculous of words! Post your mad-libs in this thread (in a spoiler please) for all of us to read and guffaw at!
We will close for entries on Oct. 30th and everyone who posted a mad-libs (only one per person) will get a ticket to win these goobers.
Have fuuuuuuuuun!
Oh, and they are really attached to each other and will be going to the same home - so only one owner for both of them. Two wini for the price of ONE! emotion_awesome
Raffle List
1. Artymus 2. Strawberri Stardust 3. Kira of Flames 4. Ebonrune 5. elaisa_angelic 6. SwordOfTheDarkOnes 7. DarkMari2
Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2015 8:43 pm
Soon her eyeball fell on a wet glass sippy cup that was lying under the balloon: she opened it and found in it a very round leggy blonde, on which the words "Whap Me" were beautifully marked in chickens. "Well, I'll eat it," said Alice, "and if it makes me grow larger, I can slap the pig butt; and if it makes me grow smaller, I can cry under the n****e; so either way I'll get into the forest, and I don't care which happens!"
She ate a little bit, and said oddly to herself, "Which spade? Which spade?," holding her butt on the top of her liver to feel which way it was mumbling, and she was quite anxious to find that she remained the same size: to be sure, this generally happens when one eats cake, but Alice had got so much into the way of expecting nothing but out-of-the-way things to happen, that it seemed quite dull and stinky for life to go on in the licking way.
So she set to work, and very soon finished off the leggy blonde.
Soon her toenail fell on an embarrassing glass shot glass that was lying under the horseshoe: she opened it and found in it a very mushy wrench, on which the words "Grope Me" were beautifully marked in waffles. "Well, I'll eat it," said Alice, "and if it makes me grow larger, I can kiss the wig; and if it makes me grow smaller, I can convulse under the milk carton; so either way I'll get into the desert, and I don't care which happens!"
She ate a little bit, and said whimsically to herself, "Which bottle cap? Which bottle cap?," holding her eyelash on the top of her nostril to feel which way it was spitting, and she was quite ecstatic to find that she remained the same size: to be sure, this generally happens when one eats cake, but Alice had got so much into the way of expecting nothing but out-of-the-way things to happen, that it seemed quite dull and conniving for life to go on in the cold way.
So she set to work, and very soon finished off the wrench.
Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2015 8:59 pm
Kinda NSFW... you've been warned
Soon her ear fell on a slippery glass bottle that was lying under the airplane: she opened it and found in it a very sticky rope, on which the words "Grope Me" were beautifully marked in handcuffs. "Well, I'll eat it," said Alice, "and if it makes me grow larger, I can erect the frying pan; and if it makes me grow smaller, I can moan under the chocolate; so either way I'll get into the sex dungeon, and I don't care which happens!"
She ate a little bit, and said pervertedly to herself, "Which paddle? Which paddle?," holding her foot on the top of her breast to feel which way it was groaning, and she was quite lustful to find that she remained the same size: to be sure, this generally happens when one eats cake, but Alice had got so much into the way of expecting nothing but out-of-the-way things to happen, that it seemed quite dull and delicious for life to go on in the wet way.
So she set to work, and very soon finished off the rope.
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Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2015 9:04 pm
Soon her kneecap fell on an embarrassing glass jar that was lying under the wrench: she opened it and found in it a very conniving chalkboard, on which the words "Grope Me" were beautifully marked in waffles. "Well, I'll eat it," said Alice, "and if it makes me grow larger, I can wallop the milk carton; and if it makes me grow smaller, I can convulse under the bottle cap; so either way I'll get into the beach, and I don't care which happens!"
She ate a little bit, and said whimsically to herself, "Which horseshoe? Which horseshoe?," holding her nostril on the top of her earlobe to feel which way it was rolling, and she was quite nervous to find that she remained the same size: to be sure, this generally happens when one eats cake, but Alice had got so much into the way of expecting nothing but out-of-the-way things to happen, that it seemed quite dull and mushy for life to go on in the cold way.
So she set to work, and very soon finished off the chalkboard.
Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2015 5:21 am
Soon her tail fell on a dark glass cauldron that was lying under the scrap: she opened it and found in it a very dirty potion, on which the words "Snuggle Me" were beautifully marked in demons. "Well, I'll eat it," said Alice, "and if it makes me grow larger, I can swipe the herb; and if it makes me grow smaller, I can hiss under the gate; so either way I'll get into the inbetween, and I don't care which happens!"
She ate a little bit, and said whimsically to herself, "Which amulet? Which amulet?," holding her horn on the top of her claw to feel which way it was whispering, and she was quite amused to find that she remained the same size: to be sure, this generally happens when one eats cake, but Alice had got so much into the way of expecting nothing but out-of-the-way things to happen, that it seemed quite dull and sticky for life to go on in the scary way.
So she set to work, and very soon finished off the potion.
When you stare at your own and sorta go "...what?" have fun xD
Soon her armpit fell on a slutry glass tank that was lying under the red head: she opened it and found in it a very silky pair of false teeth, on which the words "Wallop Me" were beautifully marked in kittens. "Well, I'll eat it," said Alice, "and if it makes me grow larger, I can grope the frying pan; and if it makes me grow smaller, I can hiss under the nirvana; so either way I'll get into the desert, and I don't care which happens!"
She ate a little bit, and said greedily to herself, "Which elder? Which elder?," holding her nostril on the top of her heel to feel which way it was laughing, and she was quite jealous to find that she remained the same size: to be sure, this generally happens when one eats cake, but Alice had got so much into the way of expecting nothing but out-of-the-way things to happen, that it seemed quite dull and manpulative for life to go on in the dirty way.
So she set to work, and very soon finished off the pair of false teeth.
Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2015 4:50 pm
Aaaaaaw, only 1 entry? But I have so many horrible ideas! gonk
Soon her butt fell on a buxom glass shot glass that was lying under the demon: she opened it and found in it a very sweaty amulet, on which the words "Spank Me" were beautifully marked in floozies. "Well, I'll eat it," said Alice, "and if it makes me grow larger, I can grope the panties; and if it makes me grow smaller, I can explode under the didgeridoo; so either way I'll get into the butte, and I don't care which happens!"
She ate a little bit, and said wonkily to herself, "Which whale? Which whale?," holding her wenis on the top of her manscape to feel which way it was cartwheeling, and she was quite gobsmacked to find that she remained the same size: to be sure, this generally happens when one eats cake, but Alice had got so much into the way of expecting nothing but out-of-the-way things to happen, that it seemed quite dull and verbiose for life to go on in the neon green way.
So she set to work, and very soon finished off the amulet.
"Soon her eyelash fell on an amusing glass kettle that was lying under the mouse: she opened it and found in it a very makeshift needle, on which the words "Sew Me" were beautifully marked in birthdays. "Well, I'll eat it," said Alice, "and if it makes me grow larger, I can ridicule the train; and if it makes me grow smaller, I can plummet under the queen; so either way I'll get into the forest, and I don't care which happens!"
She ate a little bit, and said dreamily to herself, "Which pencil? Which pencil?," holding her kneecap on the top of her nose to feel which way it was crying, and she was quite angry to find that she remained the same size: to be sure, this generally happens when one eats cake, but Alice had got so much into the way of expecting nothing but out-of-the-way things to happen, that it seemed quite dull and fallacious for life to go on in the ratty way.
So she set to work, and very soon finished off the needle."
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 9:11 pm
Soon her nose fell on a crumply glass salt shaker that was lying under the horseradish: she opened it and found in it a very charismatic milk carton, on which the words "Guzzle Me" were beautifully marked in mattress pads. "Well, I'll eat it," said Alice, "and if it makes me grow larger, I can bounce the delicatessen; and if it makes me grow smaller, I can evaporate under the dolphin; so either way I'll get into the hill, and I don't care which happens!"
She ate a little bit, and said whimsically to herself, "Which bigwig? Which bigwig?," holding her elbow on the top of her leg to feel which way it was pondering, and she was quite jovial to find that she remained the same size: to be sure, this generally happens when one eats cake, but Alice had got so much into the way of expecting nothing but out-of-the-way things to happen, that it seemed quite dull and lovesick for life to go on in the lackadaisical way.
So she set to work, and very soon finished off the milk carton.
Soon her eyelash fell on a round glass glass that was lying under the fluffernutter: she opened it and found in it a very mushy burrito, on which the words "Grope Me" were beautifully marked in irons. "Well, I'll eat it," said Alice, "and if it makes me grow larger, I can praise the clock; and if it makes me grow smaller, I can snarl under the turkey baster; so either way I'll get into the ocean, and I don't care which happens!"
She ate a little bit, and said reluctantly to herself, "Which trumpet? Which trumpet?," holding her hip on the top of her collar bone to feel which way it was pondering, and she was quite befuddled to find that she remained the same size: to be sure, this generally happens when one eats cake, but Alice had got so much into the way of expecting nothing but out-of-the-way things to happen, that it seemed quite dull and clean for life to go on in the greasy way.
So she set to work, and very soon finished off the burrito.
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