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Wicked Shadow

PostPosted: Sat Sep 13, 2014 10:53 pm


He was on infirmary duty again, and thank god it wasn't time for America's fruity rainbow rumpus jello factory. That was the worst.

"Hey," Leslie said, sliding in, clipboard in hand, squinting at it. Reading had always been a pain in his a**, but Sunny-- and every other medical professional in this joint-- had dreadful ******** handwriting. "Obligatory check up and s**t before you get the ******** out."

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 14, 2014 12:44 am


Taym was, predictably, sitting upright with his legs crossed even though that could not feel great, even still. It was entirely likely, especially given Sunny's general disgust with him, that he had a reputation, and that reputation was for being difficult and contrarian and generally pretending like he had any kind of hold on dignity that needed to be maintained despite clear evidence to the contrary.

He knew Leslie worked in the infirmary, of course--he'd even interacted in passing with him while he ushered jello or morphine into and out of America's room, or whatever it was he did during the day--but somehow or another it had not occurred to him until the moment that he saw him standing there with a clipboard that Leslie worked in the infirmary, and he went tense and wary, a few dozen possibilities of what he had and hadn't seen springing to mind and a sudden gratitude that Leslie didn't like to read more than he had to.

(He'd been making himself all kinds of promises about stupid secrets that ought not to be secrets, but even promises to himself didn't hold up.)

"Thank ******** god. What does this entail?" he drawled, turning his attention back to the well-worn book in his hands.

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 14, 2014 2:14 am


Thompson was just one patient in a day full of them, but still, Leslie was glad it was the devil he knew. Leslie read over his clipboard-- for the second time-- and it was very likely he'd be consulting it frequently. While it had Taym's chart, the front page was his checklist.

"Basic s**t," he said, "like a less tedious physical I guess?"

A pen laid tucked behind Leslie's ear, and medical trinkets aplenty peeked out of his scrub pockets: wrapped tongue compressors, hand sanitizers, a thermometer. He was well on his way to integrating with the rest, and while he bitched (often, frequently, and at great length), Leslie didn't have the chops for abject cruelty.

There was a reason why he was, months later, still the FNG. In fact, Leslie still did not get a stethoscope of his very own: the one hanging around his neck had a tag that clearly read PROPERTY OF SUNNY: RETURN OR ELSE.

Stretching up to grab the blood pressure cuff off the wall, Leslie jabbed his thumb at Taym. "Arm out."

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 14, 2014 2:31 am


This was incredibly charming. Seeing Leslie playing doctor (the unflattering term which Taym would have used to describe it) and the promise of soon, freedom combined to produce a feeling of fraternal goodwill towards all men, or at least towards this one.

Obligingly, Taym thrust out his left arm, transferring the book to his right hand without looking up. Even though the abscess scars and the marks inside his elbows had long since faded to near-invisibility, Taym nonetheless was grateful that it was the left hand that was preferred for this--the less-obvious arm, the one that didn't even have a shitty tattoo to embarrass him any more.

"Are you actually qualified to do that?" he asked skeptically as he thumbed over a page.

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 14, 2014 3:53 am


"Nope," Leslie replied, "not even a little bit. But no one wants to ******** deal with you, and Sunny hates me on a good day, so, you get to be a little b***h in my direction." The page was a faded printout, from a bygone era. He needed the reminders.

He took Taym's blood pressure, and jotted it down with a pen onto his chart. "No time to learn like the present, or something, that's what Maria says. But Maria's a c**t, and I'm pretty sure she just wanted to ******** off and get to her leave day."

Heart rate was next, according to his checklist. Leslie did not, in fact, warm the stethoscope.

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 14, 2014 4:08 am


Which netted him Taym jerking away from the cold touch with a strangled yelp, dropping his book and losing his place although judging from the look of it he'd read it enough times that it wouldn't matter.

"For ******** sake," he said accusingly. And then, as he warily relaxed back, sounding smug: "Do they really fight over who has to deal with me?"

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 14, 2014 1:45 pm


Like a mature adult, Leslie sniggered relentlessly. "Sorry," he said, and didn't sound sorry at all. Instructions to breathe deep, stethoscope over chest and back and the whole shebang. More notation, and then he produced an ear thermometer, putting a new cap on it. He jammed it in.

"Also, ******** yeah they do, are you kidding me? Sunny's always like, watch out for his ******** elbows, and s**t. You're lucky I'm nice enough that I agreed before we drew straws. Literally."

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 14, 2014 4:30 pm


Another glare, reproachful, at the intrusion of the thermometer. It didn't last long. He was too busy being obviously pleased by the idea that having to deal with him was a chore.

It wasn't exactly surprising--aside from the usual disagreeable Taym, Taym in the infirmary was far worse, donning his contrarian streak like highly ineffectual armor, and at times simply succumbing to fear. In the days after the Sahara he'd fought physically and brutally against a feeding tube, thrashing like a trapped cat until they had to hold him down. It was no wonder that Sunny had warnings about his elbows. But he didn't think of that, of course--thinking of those things would be difficult--and so he chose instead to credit his general surliness.

"Sunny's pretty cute," he observed, although he did it only after a sideways glance at America's bed to make sure everything was safe. "Aside from the, like... everything else. Probably a wildcat. Don't be in such a hurry to volunteer next time. I think I'm making headway."

(He wasn't. And he didn't think he was. But his relentless awful tooth-bared faux-flirtation with Sunny was one of the few pleasures he managed to derive from any infirmary stay.)

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2014 1:55 pm


Leslie rolled his eyes. He should have known that Thompson would be pleased as punch at the idea. He then rolled his eyes again at the bravado.

"Wait till after you're off the cane. No one wants to ******** a gimp."

He whipped out a tongue compressor, unwrapping it. "Now shut the ******** up and say ah."

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 11:27 pm


"I can't very well do both," he pointed out calmly.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 11:32 pm


Taym was right, of course, and Leslie made a face. It was about the same as the rest of his faces: annoyed, half with the universe, and half with himself.

"Christ," he muttered, "just do the thing." The tongue compressor hovered around Taym's face, and Leslie was glad that the patient wasn't standing.

"What happened, anyway? No one tells me jack s**t."

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 11:38 pm


"Radio silence from America while she was on mission, so we went to check on her. Probably a good thing we did. Crazy b***h who may or may not have been in her right mind shot out my kneecaps," he answered, eyeing the tongue depressor as if to say why do you keep asking me to do impossible things, "and then something using Konstantin Bashmet's body shot me in the face. There was also," he added as an afterthought, "a rockslide."

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 11:49 pm


"Oh," Leslie said, eyes a little wide. Not quite saucers, but definitely enough to make him pipe down and stick to inspecting the back of Taym's throat.

"Well, this next part is going to suck. Maybe. But Sunny said I had to, so..." It was written on the sheet, but this one he didn't need it for: shot out knees was pretty easy to commit to memory, even for Leslie.

From a pocket, Leslie produced a reflex hammer, and he grinned a little like the little s**t he was. Sorry, not sorry. Maybe sorry a little bit.

"I knew she was a crazy b***h," he said, half to himself, "her and the creepy one." With that, Leslie tapped Taym right in the knee-- but to his credit, he used minimal force.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 11:58 pm


It was surely a coincidence or an issue of bad placement on Leslie's part. It was surely not at all intentionally that the resultant jerk of Taym's knee sent his foot for tender regions.

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 20, 2014 1:40 am


The sounds were woeful, unmanly, and full of intense regret.

"I'm," Leslie wheezed, hand curled around a hospital bed wheel, "going to ******** kill Sunny."

He flipped Taym the bird. "You're free to ******** go, jesus s**t."

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