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DO U LIEK TO SHIP?! There there, there's no shame in admitting it. That was three there's in a row in one sentence and it isn't a phrasing mistake our language is so weird u gaize

And we can all rely on the LANGUAGE OF LOVE to be even weirder. When you add dice in, our reality thinks it's so weird that it rejects the concept and said concept has to leave the universe and become its own AU.

All right so getting to the point, here's the deal.
This is all non-canon shippy silliness. Impossible ships can happen, it's a randomizer. rofl

When you make a post, you can randomize OR pick a random scenario from one of these (or make up your own) and replace EITHER __A__ or __B__ in that scenario with the name of your character.
1. __A__ was drowning but a beautiful mermaid/merman, __B__, rescues them and gives them mouth to mouth on shore. They revive and see their savior.
2. __A__ the witch/sorcerer summons a highly attractive demon, __B__, to do their bidding.
3. __A__ is an angel that lost its wings and fell from the sky, right onto __B__. __B__ was not reduced to a bloody splatter.
4. __A__ sees __B__ in a bar and is dead drunk. They sidle up to them and deliver a horrible pickup line. But for some reason, __B__ is impressed.
5. __A__ and __B__ are in a gondola together. __B__ is rowing. __A__ is smitten by the way __B__ moves and begins to blush furiously.
6. The vampire, __A__, and the vampire hunter, __B__, are in love- and yet, they are fighting, because they must.
7. Anime high school setting. __A__ made __B__ a boxed lunch and present it to them.
8. Something pops up in a haunted house that scares __A__ so badly that they jump into __B__'s arms, terrified.
9. __A__ sees __B__ surrounded by a scantily clad crowd of fashion-model-like individuals and gets angry or bursts into tears or runs away or something. __B__ tries to explain the misunderstanding.
10. __A__ and __B__ dancing at a masquerade, pretending not to recognize each other but totes flirting.
11. Prince __A__ rides into the sunset with princess __B__ in their arms.
12. __A__ and __B__ whisper sweet nothings to each other as they lie down on a grassy hill together.
13. __A__ and __B__ meet for the first time at the beach on a clear starry night. Love at first sight.
14. It's a bright, beautiful day at the park but __A__ and __B__ are having a diagreement. __A__ pulls __B__ aside to the shade of trees to talk away from the public eye, but they notice there are couples everywhere in this area, all of them making out with each other.
15. __A__ and __B__ were eating from the same big dish of spaghetti and accidentally spaghetti slurp kiss.
16. Rich, well-dressed __A__ offers to buy poor, hungry __B__ an ice cream.
17. __A__ sees __B__ taking shelter, all wet from the heavy rain, and offers to share their umbrella and walk them home.
18. __A__ and __B__ are both stood up by their dates in a busy restaurant and are seated together.
19. __A__ confessing to __B__.
20. __A__ and __B__ living as a married couple.
21. Nurse __A__ nursing a sick __B__ back to health at the hospital. __B__ might be faking sick to stay longer.
22. __A__ and __B__ ran into each other and bodyswapped.
ETC. MAKE UP YOUR OWN IF YOU'D LIKE TO! XD

Anyways, randomize a number from the participant list and you've got either the __A__ or __B__ that you were missing! Edit your post with the name and quote the player. Then you two can choose to non-serious RP it out right in this thread, in the main thread, in your heads, whatever. You can also choose not to if it makes you die inside a little more than laugh. 8'D

If you wanna sign a character up just post their name in big bold size 18 text!

Quest characters and NPCs are allowed!

List of all current participants:
1 - Santos Baldy (NPC it or Mythee)
2 - Saga Somnis (Mythee)
3 - Drakon, Saga's majestic black stallion (NPC it)
4 - Saoirse (Shadica)
5 - Zinnia (Renekai)
6 - Preacher (The Semblance of Unity)
7 - Alistair (The Semblance of Unity)
8 - Axel (Troll toll)
9 - Alec (Leon_a_darkangel)
10 - Stephen (Leon_a_darkangel)
11 - Ryleigh (Leon_a_darkangel)
12 - Amalia (Qixel)
13 - Lloren (Mythee)
14 - Galacie (Nevina)
15 - Desdemona (Mriae)
16 - Narmadia, Alec's Horse (leon_a_darkangel)
17 - Desdemona (Mriae)
18 - Rachel (Natsuko-neko)
19 - Ace (Natsuko-neko)
20 - Shakuntala (NaomiNaomi)
21 - Adalwolfa (NaomiNaomi)
22 - Martino (NaomiNaomi)
23 - Nikolaus Windsor (XBlind-DarknessX)
24 - Gordoy Ramsan (NPC Chef)
25 - Thistle d'Aster (NPC)
26 - Gazelle Thomson (NPC)
27 - Eclipse Kunze (NPC)

Rollin' for da partner 8D

Rolling for event

Alister's event

Something pops up in a haunted house that scares Alister so badly that they jump into Zinnia's arms, terrified.

Stephen event/scenario

Zinnia the witch/sorcerer summons a highly attractive demon, Preacher, to do their bidding.

Um... o_O she rides the gondola by herself..checking her own self out in the water thinking damn I look good???? /stares off int he distance