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Insayhem

Shy Vampire

PostPosted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 6:30 pm



question
PostPosted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 6:37 pm


You know those "gauges" / "plugs" people wear? Like the big ole earrings that leave a huge hole in your ear??
Someone was changing out their circle things and asked me to hold them as they changed em..
out of curiosity, I smelled one and it was the grossest thing in the entirety of life.. mine anyways.

Y'know when you change your earrings, or when you put new ones in (the normal kind),
there's that little thing that comes out that smells pretty fowl?
Imagine that smell x10 .. it's that but much more intense gonk

applemustardpie

Fashionable Prophet


Scarletgreen
Captain

Dapper Fatcat

PostPosted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 6:39 pm


Found a deer dying in the woods of a gangrenous leg. God that smelt just awful.
PostPosted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 6:40 pm



Oh god, that's horrid! D;

Back when I got my industrial, I went through a brief period where it was infected (because my dumb a** used alcohol to clean it) and whenever I would change barbells, the one I was using smelled so horrible. >.<

Insayhem

Shy Vampire


applemustardpie

Fashionable Prophet

PostPosted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 6:42 pm


Also.. this one stripper's butt.

It smelled so raunchy. The smell of sweat, B/O, and poorly washed a*****e is emotion_puke
She was in a pole-table thing.. I went up to give her a handful of dollars.. so she
kinda danced infront of me for a short while.. then she got down and flipped
(a** up and front of my nose) .. the quick movement gave me the 2nd most
awful waft of sour ever experienced.

And it's just that stripper that smelled so bad like that, so.
PostPosted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 6:44 pm


Insayhem

Wait.. what was infected? D:

Scarletgreen

Did anyone do anything about it ; ~ ; ?

applemustardpie

Fashionable Prophet


Insayhem

Shy Vampire

PostPosted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 6:50 pm


kero-chaaan
Insayhem

Wait.. what was infected? D:



Oh my ear. x3 It's up on the cartilage part.

Also, that stripper story.... lol

@Scar: Oh no, poor deer! D;
PostPosted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 6:55 pm


Well a while back I went out of town with my mother and aunt. We were on the country side and we went pass this abandoned house. Since we had the windows rolled down we could smell something....rotting when we passed it. Needless to say it smelled worst than a sewer. I think there was something dead inside/ near the front porch and I don't think it was an animal.

A Bloody Band Aid

Ruthless Businesswoman


applemustardpie

Fashionable Prophet

PostPosted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 6:55 pm


Insayhem

Oh god.. so you're familiar with the smell emotion_8c
PostPosted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 6:58 pm


kero-chaaan


This is the first time I heard of a smelly stripper.

A Bloody Band Aid

Ruthless Businesswoman


Scarletgreen
Captain

Dapper Fatcat

PostPosted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 7:05 pm


Update for everyone: I was by myself since I usually go on long hikes in the woods behind my house. All I had with me was a small pocket knife. I decided it would be better to leave nature to do it's thing rather than intervene in the wrong way, so I left it.

Also: another really bad smell was when I was a kid. My back baby molar got a REALLY bad cavity but the dentist decided not to do anything about it since it was a baby tooth. He simply covered it over with a silver cap and that was that until one day when it fell out. Oh god, the smell. The smell of infection and rot and old food and marrow all combined into one small silver capsule holding mere scraps of my baby tooth. My mom actually kept all my old teeth so I still have that one but we washed it out so it's not nearly as bad. Still. . .that was shocking.
PostPosted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 7:06 pm


kero-chaaan
Insayhem

Oh god.. so you're familiar with the smell emotion_8c



Yep D; It was embarrassing for anyone that wanted to see my barbell up close. Thankfully, the damn thing is healed now. lol

Insayhem

Shy Vampire


applemustardpie

Fashionable Prophet

PostPosted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 7:24 pm


Scarletgreen
/deerstory

Doesn't stabbing it's spine give it an insta-death? emo
But then again, it might've been best to not get close to it

Scarletgreen
/cavitystory

That's VERY disturbing. To have something like that attached to
you, live with you, be there when you eat or drink..

jesus gonk
PostPosted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 8:06 pm


Surströmming.

Basically it's canned fermented herring.
Yes, It's herring that they deliberatly rot and put in can with all the bacteria so to later be opened and eaten. You have never, ever, smelled real rotten fish then when you open one of those cans.

The Almighty Ali
Crew


Pavilo
Crew

Humorist

PostPosted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 9:59 pm


Smelling someone's rotting snatch from simply sitting about four feet away. They were fully dressed and all I could smell was stankin' v****a.
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