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 Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 10:29 pm
After remembering Ali's fap song, I'm beginning to wonder...
Did you ever think at one stage you were fapping the "right way", but then later discovered how wrong you were?
I did. But I would figure it'd be more difficult for girls. I didn't watch porn in the beginning. As a kid I had predominantly male friends and once they learned about jackin' it they thought it was the bee's knees to talk about it. I thought "hey, I bet I can do that". So at home alone once I decided to just palm that s**t. Like I basically just slapped my vag repeatedly until something happened. I don't know what I was expecting but...ow that s**t hurt. Once I got wet I thought that was 'c**' so I hobbled away thinking I was cool.
However in porn, girls are regularly projected with twiddlin' it. Guys usually aren't because porn is still considered a man's game and most guys don't seem to like seeing dicks.
So my question is above. Answer that s**t. I'm curious.
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Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:03 pm
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Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 12:37 am
Actually, I'm on the same page as you. lol When I first started, I would basically smack myself until I got that 'good feeling', not really knowing what the hell it was. I was also really worried about using my hands, so....I used my cellphone. I would continuously just bump the side of my phone (set on vibrate) against my crotch until I finished. It wasn't until later that I finally got the courage to stick a finger up there since that really scared me for some reason. Then several years later, here I am, an expert at how to handle my junk.
This was all before I watched porn too, so I had to learn this all by myself. Also, for some reason, when I started sticking fingers up there, I actually though I was using the wrong hole. God, I was such an idiot.
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Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 5:48 am
Insayhem
Actually, I'm on the same page as you. lol When I first started, I would basically smack myself until I got that 'good feeling', not really knowing what the hell it was. I was also really worried about using my hands, so....I used my cellphone. I would continuously just bump the side of my phone (set on vibrate) against my crotch until I finished. It wasn't until later that I finally got the courage to stick a finger up there since that really scared me for some reason. Then several years later, here I am, an expert at how to handle my junk.
This was all before I watched porn too, so I had to learn this all by myself. Also, for some reason, when I started sticking fingers up there, I actually though I was using the wrong hole. God, I was such an idiot.
ONE TIME I READ A STORY OF A 68 YEAR OLD WOMAN WHOSE GYNECOLOGIST DETERMINED THAT SHE HAD ACTUALLY BEEN ******** THROUGH HER URETHRA HER WHOLE LIFE RATHER THAN HER v****a. I'm still scarred by that. And holy s**t me too! lol I'm not sure why it scared me. Just creepy feels I guess.
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Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 10:44 am
I would like to repeat my prior statement.
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Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 11:03 am
I was going to ask " Why didn't you ask your mother" but then I remembered you're in the US.
The super prude and sexually frustrated country in the world. lol
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Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 3:35 pm
The Almighty Ali I was going to ask " Why didn't you ask your mother" but then I remembered you're in the US.
The super prude and sexually frustrated country in the world. lol Har har har but my family is Irish and follows Irish/Dutch customs. However it's still awkward.
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Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 8:30 pm
Scarletgreen Insayhem
Actually, I'm on the same page as you. lol When I first started, I would basically smack myself until I got that 'good feeling', not really knowing what the hell it was. I was also really worried about using my hands, so....I used my cellphone. I would continuously just bump the side of my phone (set on vibrate) against my crotch until I finished. It wasn't until later that I finally got the courage to stick a finger up there since that really scared me for some reason. Then several years later, here I am, an expert at how to handle my junk.
This was all before I watched porn too, so I had to learn this all by myself. Also, for some reason, when I started sticking fingers up there, I actually though I was using the wrong hole. God, I was such an idiot.
ONE TIME I READ A STORY OF A 68 YEAR OLD WOMAN WHOSE GYNECOLOGIST DETERMINED THAT SHE HAD ACTUALLY BEEN ******** THROUGH HER URETHRA HER WHOLE LIFE RATHER THAN HER v****a. I'm still scarred by that. And holy s**t me too! lol I'm not sure why it scared me. Just creepy feels I guess.
Some people are into that, weirdly enough. I don't really see how it's possible. To each their own, I guess. emotion_awesome
And I think the reason I was really scared was because I wasn't sure how it was going to feel inside. lol I could have sworn that was the reason. Either than or I thought it was going to be gross. sweatdrop
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Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 8:58 pm
Insayhem Scarletgreen Insayhem
Actually, I'm on the same page as you. lol When I first started, I would basically smack myself until I got that 'good feeling', not really knowing what the hell it was. I was also really worried about using my hands, so....I used my cellphone. I would continuously just bump the side of my phone (set on vibrate) against my crotch until I finished. It wasn't until later that I finally got the courage to stick a finger up there since that really scared me for some reason. Then several years later, here I am, an expert at how to handle my junk.
This was all before I watched porn too, so I had to learn this all by myself. Also, for some reason, when I started sticking fingers up there, I actually though I was using the wrong hole. God, I was such an idiot.
ONE TIME I READ A STORY OF A 68 YEAR OLD WOMAN WHOSE GYNECOLOGIST DETERMINED THAT SHE HAD ACTUALLY BEEN ******** THROUGH HER URETHRA HER WHOLE LIFE RATHER THAN HER v****a. I'm still scarred by that. And holy s**t me too! lol I'm not sure why it scared me. Just creepy feels I guess.
Some people are into that, weirdly enough. I don't really see how it's possible. To each their own, I guess. emotion_awesome
And I think the reason I was really scared was because I wasn't sure how it was going to feel inside. lol I could have sworn that was the reason. Either than or I thought it was going to be gross. sweatdrop
In my opinion the v****a is just not pretty. It is no lotus flower. It's just weird looking to me. I always thought that guys were ******** weird to want it.
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Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 10:55 pm
Scarletgreen In my opinion the v****a is just not pretty. It is no lotus flower. It's just weird looking to me. I always thought that guys were ******** weird to want it.
Yeah, I agree with you there. I've seen some strange looking vages before. The ones that have extra skin hanging out of them are the strangest ones, in my opinion. lol
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Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 9:03 am
Scarletgreen The Almighty Ali I was going to ask " Why didn't you ask your mother" but then I remembered you're in the US.
The super prude and sexually frustrated country in the world. lol Har har har but my family is Irish and follows Irish/Dutch customs. However it's still awkward.
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Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 11:04 am
Well, another wonderfully awkward conversation to make a response into. lol
I began my curiosities around the age of 8, i think. I had this bicycle seat shaped rock. Well... Lets just say I rubbed myself on that rock. It felt good. And it wasn't until I reached about the age of 15 before I realized that things were supposed to go INSIDE, and that I'd been doing it all wrong. I rarely used my fingers, because it hurt, so I used other random tube shaped objects.
To this day, I would rather have the real thing than to play with myself. I just can't really be satisfied on my own.
ninja
And I do agree. Vaginas are weird looking... rather gross in some cases...
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Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 12:45 pm
The Almighty Ali Scarletgreen The Almighty Ali I was going to ask " Why didn't you ask your mother" but then I remembered you're in the US.
The super prude and sexually frustrated country in the world. lol Har har har but my family is Irish and follows Irish/Dutch customs. However it's still awkward. That's actually more of a scottish thing. Nice try though. lol
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Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 12:48 pm
Rya Dracosin Well, another wonderfully awkward conversation to make a response into. lol I began my curiosities around the age of 8, i think. I had this bicycle seat shaped rock. Well... Lets just say I rubbed myself on that rock. It felt good. And it wasn't until I reached about the age of 15 before I realized that things were supposed to go INSIDE, and that I'd been doing it all wrong. I rarely used my fingers, because it hurt, so I used other random tube shaped objects. To this day, I would rather have the real thing than to play with myself. I just can't really be satisfied on my own. ninja And I do agree. Vaginas are weird looking... rather gross in some cases... To me, I think v****a may be on the same ugly factor as ballsack. ...Why is it that everything you write immediately sucks me in? Honestly I can never get myself off with insertion. Sometimes with my boobs but...I know what you mean on that level.
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Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 6:35 pm
Scarletgreen Rya Dracosin Well, another wonderfully awkward conversation to make a response into. lol I began my curiosities around the age of 8, i think. I had this bicycle seat shaped rock. Well... Lets just say I rubbed myself on that rock. It felt good. And it wasn't until I reached about the age of 15 before I realized that things were supposed to go INSIDE, and that I'd been doing it all wrong. I rarely used my fingers, because it hurt, so I used other random tube shaped objects. To this day, I would rather have the real thing than to play with myself. I just can't really be satisfied on my own. ninja And I do agree. Vaginas are weird looking... rather gross in some cases... To me, I think v****a may be on the same ugly factor as ballsack. ...Why is it that everything you write immediately sucks me in? Honestly I can never get myself off with insertion. Sometimes with my boobs but...I know what you mean on that level. Some ballsacks are nice when they're not all saggy and look like a wet bag of prunes or something... And I have to have the whole series of sensations, including smell, that's crucial as well. It's kinda gross, but honestly, the best orgasm is one where all your senses are taken over and stimulated.
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