SO THIS IS WHAT IT'S COME DOWN TO HUH
PEOPLE TRYING TO CALL ME GAY.
WELL I WILL NOT HAVE IT. MIKE LANDRY, I WILL NOT SIMPLY STAND HERE AND LET YOU CALL ME A HOMOSEXUAL. I HAVE WARNED YOU ONCE, AND YOU DID NOT LISTEN.
CALL A MAN GAY ONCE
SHAME ON YOU
CALL A MAN GAY TWICE
SHAME ON ME
CALL A MAN GAY THREE TIMES
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SHAME ON YOU
CALL A MAN GAY TWICE
SHAME ON ME
CALL A MAN GAY THREE TIMES
...
UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD ONE MAN EVER CALL ANOTHER MAN GAY, EVER. MY GRANDFATHER WAS NOT GAY, HIS GRANDFATHER WAS NOT GAY, AND SO ON AND SO FORTH. IT IS BIOLOGICALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO BE A HOMOSEXUAL. THE LAW OF THERMODYNAMICS STATE THE ENERGY CAN NOT BE CREATED, NOR DESTROYED, ONLY TRANSFERRED. GAY SEMEN CAN NOT SIMPLY APPEAR IN MY a**s, IT MUST BE TRANSFERRED.
I HAVE NEVER HAD GAY SEX IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. WHAT A PEACE OF WORK IS MAN. HOW NOBLE IN REASON, HOW INFINITE IN FACULTY. IN ACTION LIKE AN ANGEL! IN APPREHENSION HOW LIKE A GOD. THE BEAUTY OF THE WORLD! THE PARAGON OF ANIMALS. AND YET TO ME, WHAT IS THIS QUINTESSENCE OF FABULOUS DUST. MAN DELIGHTS NOT ME; NO, NOR WOMEN NEITHER..
...NOR WOMEN NEITHER
EVERYTHING AROUND YOU IS CRUMBLING APART. YOU ARE DRIFTING AIMLESSLY THROUGH A CHAOTIC, UNLOVING, INDIFFRENT UNIVERSE. YOU ARE FLOATING THROUGH THE COSMOS, WHEN YOU SEE A GIANT STAR. YOU LOOK AT THIS STAR AND REALIZE THAT YOU HAVE MADE A GRAVE MISTAKE, THAT YOU HAVE DISRUPTED THE NATURE OF ALL THAT IS BY CALLING FREAK A HOMOSEXUAL
...AND THEN
...NOTHING
