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 Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2012 9:48 pm
Ohohoho
Crazy and mad.
Two great tastes that taste great together.
Except when they don't.
Then they both just end up mad.
Hark!
I hear it!
That wonderful song!
It whispers to me, so loud my ears bleed...
CHEESE!!!
The magical fruit!
Or was that beans?
Bah; no matter.
What can compare
With the lovely *crunch!*
Of fresh cheddar?
It fills me up!
Fills my soul!
But it always leaves hungry.
Hungry for more.
Hungry like a hippo!
AGES 4 AND UP!
At night
when noone's there
when the curtains are drawn
when it's just me and you
I spread you.
Spread you all over the bed
Damnit, where did I leave that towel?
I've really got to work on my messy eating.
People are starting a wonder
starting to ask questions.
But they don't fool me!
I see the glint in their eyes
hear the greed in their voice.
They want my gouda!
But they cannae have it!
It's mine!
I picked it myself, and they can't have any!
I was the one up early every morn,
waterin' the trees and waiting!
NO! DON'T YOU TOUCH HER!
SHE'S STILL WET; YOU'LL SMEAR THE PAINT!
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Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 12:51 pm
This is so funny. It needs illustrations to go with it. GO! DO IT NOW!
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Irako of the Desert Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 6:43 pm
First time anyone's ever wanted to see what goes on in my thinky-thingy...
Picture Sheogorath on his throne, surrounded by that lovely mold of dreams, making verbal love to it.
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