Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls! Agents of other genders and races! Do you like the idea of testing brand new and interesting things? How about dabbling in experimental technologies that may or or may not be in violation of numerous intergalactic treaties?
Well, too bad!* Here at §-XI³ Corp. (pronounced Sek See), we do many things that would probably violate GiB protocols, and embark on missions that are far too unsafe to be covered by even the most expansive GiB insurance policies! As such, it is with mixed feelings that we tell you that we will in fact be assuming control of all those seedy parts of the GiB that were once used by every section higher than 12, though verified sources say that no official sections actually exited outside of 1-12*. Needless to say, any and all applications to work in the GiB branch of §-XI³ Corp. will be laughed at, rejected, and erased*. For more information, simply contact Agent Ginji, who will be more than happy to tell you about all the wonderful things going on at §-XI³ Corp. that all you regular GiB agents will never be a part of! On behalf of §-XI³ Corp., we hope you have a wonderful day*!
* This is a bold faced lie, and we apologize for our deceit.