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 Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 9:31 pm
Radiation poisoning, no matter how severe, can be cured with no lingering aftereffects
Even the worst addictions can be cured with a simple shot
Crossing a busy street can be done without getting hit by a car
Frogs can't swim
Ghosts can hurt you
Ghosts can be eaten
An arrow to the knee will ruin your whole career
You can get shot in the head several times and not even lose mental function
Never shoot barrels
200 year old weapons are just as effective now as they were then
Sewer pizza = health boost
Trash chicken = health boost
2 beers = alcoholic
Mushroom = instant male enhancement
You can drink radioactive water and eat radioactive food without getting sick
Fruits and vegetables found miles underground are perfectly safe to eat
A good night's sleep will solve all your ailments.
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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2012 11:24 am
ii learned how to save money. much more practical irl
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2012 6:27 pm
A crop can grow in only a few days lol
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Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2012 10:28 am
All problems can be fixed by playing a children's card game.
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Irako of the Desert Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2012 7:51 pm
If something troubles you, jump on it o3o
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2012 8:29 pm
People are totally cool with you coming into their houses and breaking their stuff. o u o
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Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 7:08 pm
Violence solves everything.
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Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2014 10:43 pm
In a fight your enemies will always politely wait for you to finish murdering their friends before retaliating.
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Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2014 2:30 am
When I got my back up against the wall! Don't need no one to rescue me!
Never attack chickens or they'll swarm you until you die.
'Cause I ain't waiting up for no miracle! Yeah, tonight I'm running free!
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Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2014 5:35 am
Jump and kicks solve most problems.
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Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2014 1:10 pm
All battles, even major battles with ruthless enemies, are fought with each side taking turns.
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Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2014 3:19 pm
Dead bodies vanish the moment you leave the room.
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Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2014 4:00 pm
Violence is always an alternative to logical reasoning.
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Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2014 4:06 pm
You can jump off really high places and land lightly as a feather
There is nothing wrong with wandering around strange places while eating magic pills
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Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2014 4:21 pm
I learned the divine rights act by watching Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z and Dragon Ball GT in that order. As much as Goku seemed to be the hero, he was in fact a treasonous dog.
A commoner in a monarchy race has no say over what the royals tell him or her to do. It might not have been fair, but its how things went.
The show teaches how a commoner stood up against divine rights, but in the end, divine rights was appeased.
I learned some tricks and tips on cooking too by playing Harvest Moon.
Did you know that Salmon is best deep fried in batter as opposed to cooked with herbs and sauteed?
I also learned that Chulowfish and Blowfish are better viewed in an aquarium than eaten. Both are poisonous.
Cabbage can make you sleepy.
Fermented fruit beverages are just as strong as any booze found in the store.
Grape soda = wine/champagne depending on the type of grape and originated in France.
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