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Streetlight Fights

PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 6:32 pm


And just jump right into intercourse...how?

This thought came to me after watching the first few episodes of Game of Thrones. The sex between these two characters starts when he walks into the room, turns her over and enters her (NO KISSING OR ANYTHING).
I know this is just a show, but I've also heard of this happening in real life too.

I'm confused as to how the woman is even wet enough or anything for the dude to be able to enter, nevermind enjoy it.

THOUGHTS? EXPERIENCE?
PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 9:06 pm


Streetlight Fights
And just jump right into intercourse...how?

This thought came to me after watching the first few episodes of Game of Thrones. The sex between these two characters starts when he walks into the room, turns her over and enters her (NO KISSING OR ANYTHING).
I know this is just a show, but I've also heard of this happening in real life too.

I'm confused as to how the woman is even wet enough or anything for the dude to be able to enter, nevermind enjoy it.

THOUGHTS? EXPERIENCE?

This one time I went to have sex with zero foreplay and it didn't work.
The I realized I was dreaming and trying to couple with a pillow.

Xahmen


Felin Greenleaf

PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 9:07 pm


Xahmen
Streetlight Fights
And just jump right into intercourse...how?

This thought came to me after watching the first few episodes of Game of Thrones. The sex between these two characters starts when he walks into the room, turns her over and enters her (NO KISSING OR ANYTHING).
I know this is just a show, but I've also heard of this happening in real life too.

I'm confused as to how the woman is even wet enough or anything for the dude to be able to enter, nevermind enjoy it.

THOUGHTS? EXPERIENCE?

This one time I went to have sex with zero foreplay and it didn't work.
The I realized I was dreaming and trying to couple with a pillow.

Best story.
PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 9:13 pm


Felin Greenleaf
Xahmen
Streetlight Fights
And just jump right into intercourse...how?

This thought came to me after watching the first few episodes of Game of Thrones. The sex between these two characters starts when he walks into the room, turns her over and enters her (NO KISSING OR ANYTHING).
I know this is just a show, but I've also heard of this happening in real life too.

I'm confused as to how the woman is even wet enough or anything for the dude to be able to enter, nevermind enjoy it.

THOUGHTS? EXPERIENCE?

This one time I went to have sex with zero foreplay and it didn't work.
The I realized I was dreaming and trying to couple with a pillow.

Best story.

Actually I think I was trying to couple with a sleeping girlfriend while sleeping myself. Bit of a weird night, I think I had been drinking. I stopped when I realized that "No... No this won't work at all".

Also I learned on that day that if you wake a SO up with oral you're the best boyfriend/girlfriend ever.

Xahmen


Felin Greenleaf

PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 9:14 pm


Xahmen
Felin Greenleaf
Xahmen
Streetlight Fights
And just jump right into intercourse...how?

This thought came to me after watching the first few episodes of Game of Thrones. The sex between these two characters starts when he walks into the room, turns her over and enters her (NO KISSING OR ANYTHING).
I know this is just a show, but I've also heard of this happening in real life too.

I'm confused as to how the woman is even wet enough or anything for the dude to be able to enter, nevermind enjoy it.

THOUGHTS? EXPERIENCE?

This one time I went to have sex with zero foreplay and it didn't work.
The I realized I was dreaming and trying to couple with a pillow.

Best story.

Actually I think I was trying to couple with a sleeping girlfriend while sleeping myself. Bit of a weird night, I think I had been drinking. I stopped when I realized that "No... No this won't work at all".

Also I learned on that day that if you wake a SO up with oral you're the best boyfriend/girlfriend ever.

Well yeah.
Also I have successfully done that.
Multiple times.
The, uh, coupling whilst asleep thing.
PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 7:32 am


Yeah they always just go straight into it on TV with maybe like 20 seconds of kissing at the most. I guess they do that because watching 30+ mins of foreplay would waste so much time.

I didn't realise people do that in real life though. Sounds painful, I mean you're right, how would she be wet enough?

On the waking up someone with oral thing, there was a reddit thread about it and this girl tried to do it to her boyfriend and her bf peed in her mouth. >.>

Vitamin Crack


Xahmen

PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 11:47 am


Vitamin Crack
Yeah they always just go straight into it on TV with maybe like 20 seconds of kissing at the most. I guess they do that because watching 30+ mins of foreplay would waste so much time.

I didn't realise people do that in real life though. Sounds painful, I mean you're right, how would she be wet enough?

On the waking up someone with oral thing, there was a reddit thread about it and this girl tried to do it to her boyfriend and her bf peed in her mouth. >.>

HA!
You always pee before bed, for this very reason.
PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 3:21 pm


We used to have sex in public places (but no people around), so in those instances we'd have to go straight for the sex, but I never had a problem with it. Even now at home we do it sometimes. -shrug- I guess I get wet really easily or something, idk.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 3:34 pm


I don't like kissing and stuff. Can we just get to it? Everyone's got their own sex stuff goin' on.
PostPosted: Sun Jun 17, 2012 4:11 am


I don't usually have any foreplay. I hate making out and oral doesn't feel good. I'm fine jumping right in. Sometimes I'm not wet enough but I get there in about 3 strokes. eh.

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LeRaven

PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 3:10 pm


Going straight at it is kinda weird to me, there has to be a sort of mounting build up to it.
But I can't stand excessive foreplay. 5-15 minutes is fine, anything beyond that it gets to be like ehhhh
PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 7:17 pm


LeRaven
But I can't stand excessive foreplay. 5-15 minutes is fine, anything beyond that it gets to be like ehhhh


This. Unless the guy is just, insanely skilled at oral. And even then I have to really mentally muscle through it because if I don't shut my brain the ******** up then I'll just start thinking about all kinds of stuff until I can't enjoy it anymore.

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Xiporah

PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 4:42 am


I don't get it either. Foreplay is literally essential to get me going. I am almost NEVER turned on, and I have to actually stop what I am doing and actually put myself into the mindset for sex, and foreplay does that for me. Otherwise, I have zero interest and want to be done as soon as possible so I can get back to what I was doing.

Foreplay gets me more orgasms than sex. *shrug* Sex is more for him to get off. Foreplay is for me to have a chance to have an orgasm, and to lube up, with my broken POS v****a. Hell, even that doesn't work sometimes. I can have an orgasm and not get wet at all. My body is ******** retarded.

This is the life of a woman with no libido. I rarely even masturbate anymore. I just don't think about it.
PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 4:17 pm


Wow now I feel weird because I love foreplay, and I would say on average we're at the foreplay stage for like 30 minutes. I've had sessions lasting over an hour. I've had a few 'quickies' for when you know, when we know roommates are coming back soon, but even then we'd have like 15 mins of foreplay at least.

Yeah foreplay consistently gets me off, and my boyfriend has this 'rule' of not going for sex until I've gotten off at least once. (which makes it a bit awkward sometimes when for whatever reason, it's just not happening for me, and he's like "kk cool lets just go to sleep" >.>)

Vitamin Crack


Streetlight Fights

PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 11:17 am


Yeah I also love/need foreplay. Actual intercourse is rather painful so sometimes when he goes in the first time, he has to pull out and resume foreplay for awhile so that I don't get turned off from the pain.
Like VC, there's usually 20-40 minutes before intercourse. I prefer intercourse to only last 5-15 minutes.
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