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I've been bored as hell, today. So bored, in fact, I actually started RPing with the Easter Bunny in the event forum. Not entirely sure when or how it got started, but I was just too proud of the final post to let it simply disappear. So here it is. To clarify, it was about an evil plot hatched by Mel Gibson. Tell me what you think. (Sorry if this doesn't go here, but I honestly couldn't think of anyplace else to put it.)



"That it was, EB. That is was."

"Peep!"

"Yeah, that's true, too, but you guys are forgetting something."

"... ...peep?"

"The Delorian. Don't'cha wanna know what happened to it?"

"... Peep... "

"<.< Well too bad, because you're gonna hear it, anyway."

"Peep..."

"Oh, shut up."

"Peep."

"Whoa! Seriously, Buddy; THAT was uncalled for."

"Peep."

"Yeah, yeah... Anyway, most people believe the Doc's car resides in the Smithsonian, but the truth is no-one really knew what happened to it after the third movie. When the Beatles discovered the Doc's long-lost time machine hidden in an underground forest on the Moon during the "Yellow Submarine" event, the shadow-goverments of the USA and Tiajana quickly organized the "Recover The Real Doc's Delorian" initiative, or "ReTRDD". We, the ReTRDD, immediately set to work devising a plan to recover the Doc's Delorian from the moon.

Unfortunately, David Bowie got wind of the Beatles' discovery as well as our plans. Remember, David Bowie was a much different person back then; nothing like the hero he is today. Anyway, he immediately poured all of his resources into his own operation: Operation "Bowie's Time-Surfing and History-Trashing Car Recovery and Zoidification of Yemen" plan, or his "BTSHTCRZY" plan. His desire was to use the Delorian's powers in a way they were never intended to be used; he wanted to pierce the walls that seperate this reality from the others of the multiverse, and pull the Zoids universe- which he'd fallen in love with as a child- into ours, using Yemen as the epicenter since- as everyone knows- Yemen sits where the walls of reality on Earth are weakest.

Only Frank Sinatra's timely intervention prevented a potentially Earth-shattering disaster. Using the power of his voice- something he called "the thu'um"- he single-handedly assaulted Bowie's underground mountain fortress in the Bermuda Triangle. No-one's entirely sure what happened in the final, epic battle between the two, but we do know that when Bowie resurfaced several years later, he was a changed man. As a way of showing our thanks for his putting an end to Bowie's BTSHTCRZY plan, the head of the ReTRDD offered him a seat on the recovery mission, during which he wrote his famous song "Fly Me to the Moon".

Realizing the need to cover up such an unprecedented endeavor, the shadow-governments quickly threw together some sort of half-baked shell agency- sorry, but I can't really remember what they called it- and held a mock lauch at the time the real mission was underway.

With the Delorian recovered, it was decided that it was simply too dangerous to keep in one piece, so it was divided up; 2 pieces would remain in the USA, on opposite sides of the country. Two pieces would be held by Tiajana, though they never revealed even to us where they moved them after a thief nearly stole one by accident. The rest were distributed to various nations around the globe, with the last sent back to the Moon, the thinking being that this would ensure no nation could attempt to reassemble the Delorian without alerting the rest of the world to their intentions.

And so, that brings us to events like today. From time to time, a famous actor or musician will make a play for the Doc's car, and to deal with these megalomaniacs and madmen, ReTRDD was preserved, converted into a covert operations agency. Mel Gibson was far from the first celebrity willing to play god and kill tens of thousands to get his hands on the Delorian, and he certainly won't be the last. But, as long as ReTRDD men and women are willing to make a stand- and if necessary, a sacrifice- the Mel Gibsons and 1960s David Bowies of the world will always fall short of their evil ambitions."

"Peep?"

"Enh, I don't know. I think they said he working on Labyrinth 2, or something."

"Peep."

*Sigh* Yeah, my thoughts, exactly. So, whatta 'ya think? Cool stuff, huh?"

"Peep."

"I DID NOT! EVERY SINGLE LAST DAMN WORD OF IT WAS TRUE!!!"

"Peep."

"Oh, screw you, Buddy! G-go bother EB, then; I don't gotta take this crap from you!"

"Peep."

"YOU'RE A LIVING MARSHMALLOW PEEP BORN IN A TEST-TUBE ABOARD MEL GIBSON'S FLYING BATTLESHIP, AND YOU THINK MY STORY IS THE FAR-FETCHED ONE!?!?

"Peep..." sweatdrop

"Damn right, you were! Now, where is EB, anyway? He was supposed to be here nearly an hour ago; something about Adam West and a plan to gather samples of cutting-edge technologies and the blood of a various famous ventriliquists..."

THE END (Thank... God...)

Fighting each other... in close combat... twisted Just let that sink in, if it hasn't already.

Heck, David Bowie in anything but full-on Jareth just... just isn't right.

Damnit... I love that movie, and now I wanna watch it. Unfortunately, I have it on VHS. I do not a VHS player, anymore.

Think I'll just listen to the soundtrack.

I don't get involved in payed online subscriptions. Er, aside from the internet itself, of course. Hell, I don't have a credit card, so that's about 4/5s of those services out, right there, anyway.

*loves netflix*

I was looking for an amazing fanfic I came across years ago on DA but can't find it... If I do I'll be sure to post it!

nothing bad, just funny, well written, with a hint of sexy! But alas I can't find it sad

OHHHHH sorry. Deviant art

AND....I FOUND IT!!!!!

Sarah's t shirts
http://pika-la-cynique.deviantart.com/art/Sarah-s-T-shirt-hits-a-nerve-53826331

There is an image that goes with this,
http://pika-la-cynique.deviantart.com/art/LABYRINTH-Sarah-s-T-shirt-52278224
and aparently 2 other stories one Toby and on Jarreth

You might not like it as much as I did(re reading now) but I thought I'd share! Very little keeps in my mind...so that says something of this.