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Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 1:30 pm


	tootimid.com has an awesome freebie this week for the gals. I may just order this even if shipping is a bit more...or maybe I"ll order enough for free shipping. There is some...um...things. I want.

Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2012 7:33 pm


	ohmyyy redface

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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2012 12:08 am


	Lol, my husband bought me a vib because I was complaining about never having had one. He was concerned that it would replace him but the only time it's been used was when he was using it on me. xd It's now collecting dust on the side of our bed.

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 6:16 pm


	Men and their pride. Sometimes Craig is simply not available when the need arises. Every girl needs a vibe and every guy needs a pocket p***y.

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Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 11:03 pm


	Arianah Sometimes Craig is simply not available when the need arises. Every girl needs a vibe and every guy needs a pocket p***y. TROOF Also I've been resisting the urge to make a crack about how this would be safe for work if you're not legal according to your title for a very long time.

Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 5:05 pm


	Haha, I don't know that I would be comfortable with him having a pocket p*y, but that's mostly because I'm p. much always available for him. xd But they sell them a lot and apparently they're pretty nice. I know that Kevin Smith loves 'em lol. Stephen hasn't used one, but his friend bought one and informed us that it was "aight". razz**

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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2012 7:48 am


	You need to get that boy one soon. You are going to be out of commission for about 6 weeks until your doctor releases you to do the woo hoo la la dance again. Babies wreck havoc on your vajay and you are not supposed to use the sliding board for a while after they come out.

Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 1:50 pm


	Arianah the sliding board omG WHAT

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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 6:06 pm


	LOL. That's what all the girls call it at work. I had the same reaction the first time I heard it. Conversation went like this. Me: I'm so tired of dealing with woman stuff. I want my uterus ripped out. Maybe I'll donate it to science. Coworker: It's ok to get rid of most of the playground. Just keep the sliding board intact. Me: O_o wut? (pause) (fits of hysterical laughter)

Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 4:01 am


	Men actually get jealous of sex toys? Wtf? I'd never dream of getting jealous of Brandon masturbating. Jesus christ, I can't keep up with his sex drive if I had sex with him every time he wanted it. My ******** vag would fall out of my body.

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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 9:21 pm


	Arianah You need to get that boy one soon. You are going to be out of commission for about 6 weeks until your doctor releases you to do the woo hoo la la dance again. Babies wreck havoc on your vajay and you are not supposed to use the sliding board for a while after they come out. I know that, but he's fine with me doing other stuff. He doesn't need my v**a to get off. I am not spending $70 on something when I can make him c for free.

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 8:12 am


	You are missing the point of this link. (Not that it was for a boy this week). FuhReeee! Free baby! Not 70 bucks. All our toys have been obtained either dirt cheap or free through this site. Only pay shipping. Sheesh. FREEBIES. FREE FREE FREE FREE. Sex toys free. Wahoo! Sorry, I got a little carried away.

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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 3:32 pm


	Arianah You are missing the point of this link. (Not that it was for a boy this week). FuhReeee! Free baby! Not 70 bucks. All our toys have been obtained either dirt cheap or free through this site. Only pay shipping. Sheesh. FREEBIES. FREE FREE FREE FREE. Sex toys free. Wahoo! Sorry, I got a little carried away. Oh I hadn't looked at the link in a while, lol. But my husband works in a porn shop, so idk what kind of deal he could get there. But regardless, he doesn't want it, I don't really want him to have one, and I'm perfectly happy making him c** with no orgasm myself (I really enjoy making him orgasm).

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 3:44 pm


	Is that not like the coolest job ever for a dude? xd (And honestly I was married 10 years before we bought our first toy so I know it's not like you NEED it. LOL)

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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 3:48 pm


	Lol, well, he doesn't enjoy dealing with all the tweakers, but aside from that I guess it's alright. We get free rentals, but don't really care about that. I know he didn't enjoy having to watch the new tranny porn dvds they got.

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