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Xahmen

PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2012 9:02 pm


So, as some of you guys may know (although most won't) I have been crippled for pretty much a year solid. I have to blown out knees, a bad elbow, and i have to use a cane just to get around.

This all sucks just based on the mobility thing.
But let's look at something this hinders that most people won't want to think about: How this adversely impacts sexual capabilities.

Both my knees are shot, so I can't stand, lean, or kneel. I can't "sit" on my knees or rest my body weight on them.
My bad elbow means I can't support myself on that half of my body.

This all means that really I can't get very active in sex unless I'm on the bottom because otherwise "OH GOD SO MUCH PAIN oh there goes my erection"

So ladies, what are some good positions with the girl on top that are actually enjoyable for the girl?
PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2012 9:16 pm


Cowgirl and Reverse Cowgirl respectively. From my understanding, it's also more enjoyable if you're thrusting with her as opposed to laying there like a corpse.

The Mysterious Priest


Xahmen

PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2012 9:48 pm


Anybody ever figure out how to get those "on your side" positions working to where it's actually enjoyable?
I know they do it in porn a lot but that s**t is so uncomfortable
PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2012 10:20 pm


go to the cosmo website, look at the ridiculous sex positions. maybe some actually work neutral

Alexaandraa


Xahmen

PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2012 10:28 pm


Alexaandraa
go to the cosmo website, look at the ridiculous sex positions. maybe some actually work neutral

This an awful idea xD
PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2012 10:40 pm


Xahmen
Anybody ever figure out how to get those "on your side" positions working to where it's actually enjoyable?
I know they do it in porn a lot but that s**t is so uncomfortable


My husband and I have done it that way a few times. Never found it uncomfortable, though... I mean it's certainly not our favorite position, but it works.

Aside from doing it on the side and her on top, I can't think of anything.

But lots of women like to be on top. I will sometimes turn my body around with my husband "inside" and my husband loves that, and it feels really good for me too lol.

Or he'll lay with his knees up and he'll be "inside" and I'll be facing the side and riding like that. We both enjoy that a lot too.

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a moon full of stars

PostPosted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 11:49 am


if you could maybe sit cross-legged or with knees up or something she can wrap her legs around your torso and you both sort of... rock. it takes a little while to get into the rhythm but it's quite nice and very intimate. works best on the floor.
PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 1:31 am


Xahmen
Anybody ever figure out how to get those "on your side" positions working to where it's actually enjoyable?
I know they do it in porn a lot but that s**t is so uncomfortable
I've found that being behind your partner, having the arm on the side you're leaning on above you (Or in their hair, my preference) and the other arm holding their a** so you have more control of your thrusts is a good position.

I'm not sure if this paints a picture, but it's the best description I can think of on the fly.

Great Scoot


Xiporah

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 4:37 am


Make sure she knows how not to give you a penile fracture. Since I have no clue what the ******** to do on top, I've actually hurt Brandon before by moving the wrong way, but luckily not that badly.
PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 4:50 am


Look through here for some ideas. WARNING: Not safe for school, work or anyone under 18. Actual models performing positions.

Arianah


a moon full of stars

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 5:56 am


Arianah
Look through here for some ideas. WARNING: Not safe for school, work or anyone under 18. Actual models performing positions.


i was trying to describe number 4.
PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 11:42 am


Position #5 is basically what I was trying to say. I'm bad at descriptions. sad

Great Scoot

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