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 Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 7:49 am
Once upon a time in Phonyland, in the less magical "Admin" section of town, there sat a man behind a desk. He was in charge of the Marketing and Public Relations department. His job usually consisted of deciding on exactly which shade of pink on the welcome sign will most make patrons spend money on the product. He also was in charge of placing the pizza order for every company party (which he always thought there should be more of, but never brought it up to his bosses).
One day, he was staring out his window at all the frolicking, plastic Phonies. He noticed that aside from just loving running, the products were starting to form emotional attachments and beginning to love each other. Well, if two Phonies could fall in love and make a whole collectable family set, why couldn't the rest of them! So he set to work at figuring out a way to expedite the process, and jump on this whole "babby" fad while it was still hot.
Then it came to him, speed dating. Everyphony could get together and talk to every other Phony that they maybe hadn't had many interactions with yet. Why go fishing with a rod, when you can use dynamite! DISCLAIMER: **Phonyland staff is not responsible for any limbs lost during the speed dating process should you actually decide to try to find a mate by using dynamite**HOW THIS WORKS:The room is set up with small tables forming a circle. Each table has two chairs that face each other. The idea is that each Phony gets to ask every other Phony three questions. No skipping over Phonies that you might not necessarily like (this means, yes, everyphony unfortunately needs to talk to TACO).
Part One:
To make this easier, your Phony is going to be asking the same three questions to every other Phony. Simply make a post where your Phony enters the room, and then preps their questions.
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TACO swaggered into the room. He knew already that every lady there wanted him, but this process would confirm it. Besides, TACO was always one for finding the quickest way to a good time. That's what this was all about, right? Getting laid? Oh yeah. TACO could get behind this speed dating thing.
He thought of the best questions he could. How the ladies answered would determine the order in which he would get together with them for a second encounter (because, of course, everyphony would select TACO as their favorite dude there).
What is your favorite thing about TACO?
If you could be with TACO for only one night, how would you spend it?
Hypothetically, if you were stranded on a desert island with TACO, and could only bring one karaoke CD with you, what song would you like TACO to sing to you repeatedly until a rescue team arrives?
Only, we recommend that your Phony asks questions that are a little less self-centered and more meaningful.
If you want to be super nice, post a form so that it's easier for others to grab it and reply. If you have a post color for your Phony, this would be a great time to use it! TACO talks in #948CF9. It's a pretty awesome color.[color=URCOLOR][b]Question One[/b][/color]
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[color=URCOLOR][b]Question Two[/b][/color]
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[color=URCOLOR][b]Question Three[/b][/color]
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Once all participants have posted their questions, reply to all of them (well, other than your own, because that would just be silly). If you like, add some pizazz to your answers and RP how your Phony is reacting to being asked them. Your Phony wants to make a good first impression, right?
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MINGLE! After answering all the Phonies' questions, feel free to go up and to your favorites to plan out future meetings and encounters if you liked them, or to throw your drink in their face if you didn't like them.Date to post your questions by:Aug 5th, 11:59PM PSTDate to answer questions by:Aug 6th to Aug 9th, 11:59PM PSTMingling starts:Aug 10th (or sooner if all questions are answered by then)
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 8:48 am
TACO looks at the board where the speed dating rules and guidelines are posted. "Strange... anyone else here getting deja vu?" he says before shrugging it off and jotting down his questions.[color=#948CF9][b]What is your favorite thing about TACO?[/b][/color]
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[color=#948CF9][b]If you could be with TACO for only one night, how would you spend it?[/b][/color]
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[color=#948CF9][b]Hypothetically, if you were stranded on a desert island with TACO, and could only bring one karaoke CD with you, what song would you like TACO to sing to you repeatedly until a rescue team arrives?[/b][/color]
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Scaramouche Fandango Crew
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 12:15 pm
Wilma slunk into the room, taking up residence in a dingy corner. It... had seemed a lot brighter beforehand, but Wilma carried with her the pressing aura of cheap liquor, bad perfume, and unfortunate life choices. Wilma was not a phony. If one wanted to be... specific about it, one could say that she(?) was an abomination or a monstrosity or maybe a good girl who was just... a little down on her luck and only gonna do this once. She'd been that last one once, hadn't she? But whatever Wilma was, she was here for the speed dating! With ponies. Plastic ponies. Wilma was pretty sure she could get along with plastic ponies- after all, some very important parts of Wilma were plastic! Can you still charge 'em when you're just answering questions? Wilma was about to find out. Noting the rules on the board, she scrawled three questions on a napkin, memorized them, then stuffed the napkin into her cleavage, which enveloped it completely. You lookin' for a good time?She hoped that at least one person would take this as a deeply psychological query and not a proposition. Stuff like that always made her giggle. What's your favorite Pokémon?Wilma's was Jynx. What's the sexiest place you can think of? Doesn't have to be romantic, just sexy.It was always good to know where a potential client would want to go. She leaned against her corner and looked around. Thin crowd so far. She gave a nod to the caped pony with the lipstick. Now there was a fella she could relate to!
[color=#FA3C6A][b]You lookin' for a good time?[/b][/color]
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[color=#FA3C6A][b]What's your favorite Pokémon?[/b][/color]
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[color=#FA3C6A][b]What's the sexiest place you can think of? Doesn't have to be romantic, just sexy.[/b][/color]
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 2:27 pm
Still mulling the recent wedding over in his mind, Negative the phony had easily been coerced into the speed-dating venture by his unsteady friend, TACO. He was pretty obviously distracted when he entered the scene, and wondered what kind of questions he could possibly ask a lady to determine if she'd love him the way Yawn and Tangles loved each other. in the end, he settled on these three, which he rehearsed aloud while he was still alone;[color=#594b5f]Wouldjer call yerself a nice person?[/color]
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[color=#594b5f]What're yer hobbies?[/color]
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[color=#594b5f]Wot's yer opinion on fellers what eat dead animals?[/color]
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 4:51 pm
Like Negative, the recent marital bliss of Yawn and Tangles had got Candy Cane thinking. Now that Yawn was clearly not available (not that C.C had entertained any fully formed thoughts upon stealing her away, but clearly the sleepy Phony was the standard for the perfect partner) it was time for her to start searching Phonyland for love. Or maybe not. Either way she figured this was something to do, not to mention she was a little bit lonely. Okay. Questions. The red and white Phony settled herself down and got to thinking. It was possibly unwise to put the ‘make or break’ question first, but C.C figured that if they couldn’t pass that, she didn’t want to be let down later on when they failed it. [color=red][b]Do you like candy canes? If not, please move along and don’t waste any more of my time.[/b][/color]
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[color=red][b]Do you fall asleep ALL the time? If not, please inform me of any other interesting quirks or habits you may have which I will enjoy helping you fix later.[/b][/color]
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[color=red][b]What is your favourite thing to do EVER? (PS. Mine is eating candy canes, and yours should be too.)[/b][/color]
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 7:49 pm
Why was she here? Bon Appetit sighed a bit but had made up her mind to be more social. She was far too shy with males and her sister did tease her a bit. Not to mention there had been a wedding so relationships seemed to be on everyone's mind. When she had originally heard about this speed dating she thought it was a lovely idea. After all she was so shy it would be nice to get out of an uncomfortable situation quickly! She thought carefully about the questions, wanting make sure they would be nice ones. [color=brown][b]What sort of hobbies do you have?[/b][/color]
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[color=brown][b]What is your favorite dessert?[/b][/color]
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[color=brown][b]How would you spend a quiet evening?[/b][/color]
Answer Scent Puff was hardly as shy about this. She wanted to check out some new males! But she didn't want some shallow poofy male who didn't know how to treat a prize such as herself. She wanted a male with character and refinement. And this was the best way to at least get a screening before actually talking to anyone! The stripped phony sat and contemplated her questions. After all she knew TACO would be amongst the males, so she wanted to weed him out of the standing. Or at least make him answer a real question. [b]What is your favorite smell?[/b]
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[b]How would you make a filly feel special?[/b]
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[b]If you looked in the mirror and saw your true self, would you be happy with what you saw?[/b]
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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 12:07 pm
Silent Quill frowned at the instructions on the board; Fireflight had said this was a feedback centre, but the guidelines looked suspect. Quality Control, evidently, had failed again. Nevertheless, he formulated the questions - a note would have to be made to overhaul this feedback centre into a much more professional operation, but the department's pressing need for customer responses necessitated immediate contact. [color=lightsteelblue][b]How have you enjoyed your experience with us in Phonyland?[/b][/color]
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[color=lightsteelblue][b]On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate the quality of our service?[/b][/color]
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[color=lightsteelblue][b]How may we better serve you upon your next visit?[/b][/color]
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Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 1:14 pm
Fireflight had insisted it was " a grevious problem" to Quill, nodded solemnly and tapped the stack of blank feedback forms. " We ought to get to know them - their needs better, quick!" " This place," he had said quickly, a hoof gesturing wildly, " is ...is a feedback centre! Where people sit and give...feedback! To improve things, you know," he'd nonchalantly tossed his head. " I think it's a good idea for you to ask directly, don't you? Wouldn't you like some feedback?
You're too smart to trust me to it alone, right?" Now however, it was time for him to come up with some scintillating questions of his own. Well, they could give some helpful...feedback. [color=orangered][b]What's the most exciting thing you can think of right now?[/b][/color]
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[color=orangered][b]What's the first thing that comes to mind when I say..."FIRE!"[/b][/color]
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[color=orangered][b]Is Silent Quill a stick in the mud?[/b][/color]
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Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 6:41 pm
Noel looked left, then right, to make sure no phony was watching, then quickly scrabbled her questions on her card. The embarrassment if every phony knew that she was using a speed dating service! She just couldn't handle it, she'd die on the spot! Piling all her hair under a fashionable broad brimmed hat, braiding and styling her tail so it appeared to be shorter and and hiding her cutie mark under a stylish dress, she pushes a pair of fashionable sunglasses on her nose and she tries to appear casual waiting for the speed dating to start. [color=#FFCC00][b]What do vous zink iz ze more importanted? ze beauty of ze inzidez or ze beauty of ze outzidez?[/b][/color]
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[color=#FFCC00][b]Do vous believe in ze true lovez?[/b][/color]
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[color=#FFCC00][b]Do vous zink zat every phony 'az zome phony for zem??[/b][/color]
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Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2011 3:44 pm
Scent Puff's AnswersThe last person she wanted to see at this Speed Dating thing was TACO but she decided to go along with it. After all there were other phonies here she could meet. She took a seat and sighed, the colt was so brightly colored. The plain black and white phony was not impressed. The only decoration on her other than her cutie mark was her double stripe going down her back. What is your favorite thing about TACO? She sighed and actually gave it some thought. After all the phony couldn't have all bad traits. Finally she looked at him with her sky blue eyes, "Monsieur TACO. I zuppoze I do like zat you are non afraid to zpeak your mind. Eef you zink zat a feely ez pretty you wheel tell 'er. Zometimez a feely needz to know she ez bonne. If you could be with TACO for only one night, how would you spend it? Now that was an interesting question. After all that sounded more like what a filly would want to do on a date. She thought again for a moment, giving it consideration before looking to him, "I beelieeve I would zpend eet tryeng to 'ave an intelleegent convearzation. I know nozing about ze music endustry and eet would be nice to learn about your profession." Hypothetically, if you were stranded on a desert island with TACO, and could only bring one karaoke CD with you, what song would you like TACO to sing to you repeatedly until a rescue team arrives? Now she smiled, because that was easy to answer. "I would breng ze CeeDee of ze French electronic duo Daft Punk. I do zo like zear music." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ok this.....phony?.....was very very unusual. Scent Puff sighed and wondered how this thing got in here. Wasn't there any good canditates here? You lookin' for a good time? "Oui, I am," she blinked at the strange creature that was Wilma. What's your favorite Pokémon? "I like ze Eevee. Eet can turn ento zo many zings," she smiled. That was a fun question. What's the sexiest place you can think of? Doesn't have to be romantic, just sexy. Hmm, a sexy place? Well she did have a few ideas, "I zink Pearis ez very zexy." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Scent Puff smiled brightly seeing the phony who had been near Bon Bon's booth. She remembered giving him a kiss for actually being a gentleman compared to that rainbow moron. Wouldjer call yerself a nice person? "Oui, I am a very nize person. I alwayz try to do what ez right an kind," she nodded. What're yer hobbies? Ah her hobbies, how she enjoyed them. They were part of her business but she still had things she did to relax. "Well furst I enjoy peekeng flowears. I am alwayz lookeng for ze nice zmellz en nachair. I alzo enjoy ezploring ze forest." Wot's yer opinion on fellers what eat dead animals? Scent Puff.......looked a little green in her white stripe. "Well......eef ze are ze cooked dead anemals I zink 'e ez a good phony." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ah the maiden of honor and the hyper girl she had to talk into letting Yawn have the wedding she wanted, not the one Candy Cane wanted. She flipped a white strand of hair as she sat down. Do you like candy canes? If not, please move along and don’t waste any more of my time. Scent Puff sighed, really? "Oui, I do like ze Candy Cane." Do you fall asleep ALL the time? If not, please inform me of any other interesting quirks or habits you may have which I will enjoy helping you fix later. Scent Puff had to giggle at the question, after all it was something the filly had been forced to live with for awhile. "Non, I do not zleep all ze time. Zo I can non ztand ze bad zmellz. Everyzing must zmell good." What is your favourite thing to do EVER? (PS. Mine is eating candy canes, and yours should be too.) "My favorite zing to do ez bottell zhoppeng." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Oh dear, this was awkward. Scent Puff knew Bon Appetit had a crush on this phony. How would she answer his questions? How have you enjoyed your experience with us in Phonyland? Well that was a decent question, nothing she could make romantic about this. "Well I 'ave enjoyed ze events zat 'ave taken plaze." On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate the quality of our service? The service? "Um....well...I zuppoze a zevon?" How may we better serve you upon your next visit? Ok, she was kinda sure Quill had no idea how this dating thing was suppose to work. Poor Bon Bon. "Perzonalley I would like to zee more landz opened up for ezploration." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ah now this was more like it. The handsomme Fire Flight. Scent Puff batted her eyes as she looked at his questions. What's the most exciting thing you can think of right now? "Ah I can only zink of an advenchair wiz a hanzome phony. Zomezing wiz ze dangar an ze rezcueng of ze bonne filly," she winked. What's the first thing that comes to mind when I say..."FIRE!" Scent Puff couldn't help but giggling at that, "Well truthfully I zink of the ze time Bon Bon almozt burn 'er stabell down. She zream ze FIRE zen she run around." Is Silent Quill a stick in the mud? Scent Puff sighed a bit, "Oui, juzt a beet. 'e zhould reely learn to 'ave ze fun." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hmmm....this phony......looked familiar. But she couldn't place her. What do vous zink iz ze more importanted? ze beauty of ze inzidez or ze beauty of ze outzidez? "Simple, ze beauty of ze inzidez. Ze outzide ez ze mazk, but ze enzide ez what makez ze phony 'o zey are." Do vous believe in ze true lovez? She smiled and sighed a bit, "I am non zure. Et zeemz almoz like ze fairy tale." Do vous zink zat every phony 'az zome phony for zem?? Scent Puff sighed, these questions were kinda hard actually. "Peut-être. Eet ez a nize thought, oui?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (added after Glico posted his questions) Scent Puff smiled at the stallion infront of her. Glico could change like Bon Bon so she liked him. Bon always felt better after being around him so he definately had points in the stripped phony's book. What is your favorite flavor of pocky? "Ah I love ze peanut buttear pocky. Ez fantastique!" What is the craziest thing you've ever done? Scent Puff laughed softly, "Once, I try to make ze rainbow purfume zo I meex ze oils but forgot ze scents." If you had a different name, what would it be? Hmmm that was an interesting question, she had never really thought about it. She paused for a moment, thinking it over. "I zink I would like to be called ze Bonne Bottel. Pretty Bottle," she smiled looking at her cutie mark.
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Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2011 4:25 pm
Bon Appetit's Answers
Oh why did this phony have to be the first one she sat with? He had made her blush so much at the carnival she had hidden with Noel.
What is your favorite thing about TACO?
How could she answer this? She didn't really like anything about this Phony? But it would be rude not to say anything, even if he did insult her when she was younger. She spoke softly as she answered, "Um...well....I zuppoze you are ze good zingear?" She had enjoyed his concert from her hiding place.
If you could be with TACO for only one night, how would you spend it?
What was she suppose to say to this? He was probubly expecting some sort of sexual answer. The very thought made her blush. "Um...pear'aps a nize dennair an ze walk en ze park?"
Hypothetically, if you were stranded on a desert island with TACO, and could only bring one karaoke CD with you, what song would you like TACO to sing to you repeatedly until a rescue team arrives?
Sing to her? Well that would be something he would do. She thought for a moment about the music she enjoyed. "I zuppoze I would like you to zing classick big band zongz. I bake to zem becauze ze are so upleefteng."
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What was this phony? Was it even a phony at all? Bon Bon wasn't sure, if only Scent Puff was here at her table for her to ask.
You lookin' for a good time?
"Um....oui?"
What's your favorite Pokémon?
"Oh I like Meestear Mime! 'e always 'elpz around ze houze!"
What's the sexiest place you can think of? Doesn't have to be romantic, just sexy.
Now it was time for her to blush. A sexy place? What was she suppose to say to that? "Um....well I alwayz enjoy ze cozy fireplace leet leeveng room."
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Ah it was Negative! Bon smiled brightly to him as she sat at his table. He was nice even if he was a little bit simple minded.
Wouldjer call yerself a nice person?
"Oh! Me oui! I alwayz try to be ze good girl and even make ze zings for charity."
What're yer hobbies?
"Bakeng. I love to make new zings en my keetchen. Zometimez I burn zings but I keep tryeng. You nevear know what you can make unteel you try et!"
Wot's yer opinion on fellers what eat dead animals?
She smiled softly at him, that seemed to be something people always brought up to him. The poor guy he couldn't help it if that is what he liked. "I zink 'e 'az a colearful pallette an zhould be offeared zome wayz to make 'iz animals tatze bettar. I know of zome rezippies zat can uze ze raw animal or ze cooked animal."
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Bon Bon smiled at the girl she sat with. Candy Cane was a lovely phony even if she was afraid of Bon when she was in her half human form. After all how could she not like a phony that enjoyed eating!
Do you like candy canes? If not, please move along and don’t waste any more of my time.
"Oui! Candy Canez are wondearful for ze cookeng! I know 'ow to make all zortz of zings wiz zem!"
Do you fall asleep ALL the time? If not, please inform me of any other interesting quirks or habits you may have which I will enjoy helping you fix later.
She giggled, "Non, I do not fall azleep all ze time. I do alwayz weesh to try new foods. Zo eef I am anywear zen I want to eet ze food. Zo I can learn new rezippies."
What is your favourite thing to do EVER? (PS. Mine is eating candy canes, and yours should be too.)
Bon chuckled and winked, "I enjoy ze cookeng of courze. Or lookeng for new spizez for my cookeng."
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Now was the time for shy blushing. Quill really did come! Did she look ok? She didn't any anything in her teeth did she? Oh she was a bundle of nerves with the handsome unicorn infront of her.
How have you enjoyed your experience with us in Phonyland?
"Ah...um...I...enjoy eet...um..very much......monsiour Quill..."
On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate the quality of our service?
"oh...um....your zervize? Ah....dix.....AH! I mean ten!"
How may we better serve you upon your next visit?
"Oh...um...ah...well.....um.......maybe...uh....ze ztaff.....could ah....zpend more time......um...wiz ze....phonies? Maybe.....veezit....zeer biznez?"
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Fire Flight? Oh well he was very nice and hung out with Quill alot. Maybe if she could impress him he'd put in a good word for her?
What's the most exciting thing you can think of right now?
"Ezciteng? Um....ezploring ze groundz outzide ze park?"
What's the first thing that comes to mind when I say..."FIRE!"
Bon smiled softly, "Ah I zink of the oven cookeng ze fresh bread or a deliziouz pie."
Is Silent Quill a stick in the mud?
Bon blushed brightly and frowned, "NON! Monsieur Quill ez a wondearful phony! 'e ez zmart an refined an 'andzome...an..." as she stopped speaking she blushes even brighter considering her outburst.
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Who was this Phony? She looked.....almost familiar...but it was hard to tell with the hat and glasses.
What do vous zink iz ze more importanted? ze beauty of ze inzidez or ze beauty of ze outzidez?
The young phony smiled softly, "Ze inzide. Nozeng could be more bonne zan a beautefull 'eart."
Do vous believe in ze true lovez?
She giggled softly and blushed, "Oui. I do beeleve."
Do vous zink zat every phony 'az zome phony for zem??
"Oui, zer ez zomeone for uz all."
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(added after Glico put his questions)
Bon Appetit was so happy to see her fellow changing phony. Glico could become part human like her, so she always felt less weird around him. And they were both cooks of a sort with his pocky.
What is your favorite flavor of pocky?
Well that seemed like an obvious question coming from this phony. She smiled, "I like ze buttearscotch pocky."
What is the craziest thing you've ever done?
"Ze crazest zing? Hmm, I zink zat would be when I tried to make eveary rezipe en ze book en one day. All ze food and non to eat eet."
If you had a different name, what would it be?
A different name? She had always liked her name, it seemed to be very appropriate but she gave it some thought, "Culinary Cutie?" she giggled.
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Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2011 9:17 pm
Noel the fashionable phony in the room at her table and waited quiet anxiously for others to come to her table and ask her questions. When TACO came to the table she hid the face she made under her hat and talked slowly to try and hide her accent.
What is your favorite thing about TACO?
Zat you live far away from mo..me...
If you could be with TACO for only one night, how would you spend it?
Climbing zee tallest tower in all of Phonyland with you, looking at ze beautiful scenery, and zen pushing you off it.
Hypothetically, if you were stranded on a desert island with TACO, and could only bring one karaoke CD with you, what song would you like TACO to sing to you repeatedly until a rescue team arrives?
Oh zat is easy, I would eat you so zat zere would be peeze and quiet.
~realizing she actually said those things aloud instead of in her head, she waves a hoof with a laugh~ Joking! Joking of course! Hahah..humor iz good in a phony oui er..yes?
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Cocking her head she kinda stares at this phony a good, long moment before remembering that staring is rude and that she is supposed to be answering questions.
You lookin' for a good time?
Always. For where ever there iz Noe..uh..me, there iz a good time!
What's your favorite Pokémon?
Oh Moi..er I...I love ze Shaymin! So cute with ze flowers and ze tiny-ness! Mo..I...I mean, I do not know zis thing you speak of.
What's the sexiest place you can think of? Doesn't have to be romantic, just sexy.
~Noel just blushes brightly and mumbles something about silky pillows in darkened rooms and fidgets shyly until its time for someone else to sit in front of her~
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Noel smiled when Negative settled down in front of her and was tempted to peek out from under her glasses to let him know it was her. But seeing another phony she knew walk by she quickly resisted the urge and started answering the questions.
Wouldjer call yerself a nice person?
O..uh..Yes, I would say zat I am being nice. Unless you are mean to me first! I think zat is fair don't you?
What're yer hobbies?
~she opened her mouth to begin to answer what her job was, styling hair, but seeing as that would give it away, she decided to tell him a couple other hobbies~ Moi..er...I...I like to do ze puzzles in ze papers, and zometimes I like to arrange flowerz in a vase.
Wot's yer opinion on fellers what eat dead animals?
Ah, I do non care what a phony eats as long as zey are clean about it! If zere is animal parts flying everywhere it's juzt...~she wrinkles nose~
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~Noel eyed the bouncey Candy Cane, she'd know this one since they were filly and she still hadn't changed. Behind her sunglasses she closed her eyes, she was getting motion sick watching Candy bounce all over~
Do you like candy canes? If not, please move along and don’t waste any more of my time.
No. I hate zose, mint, ugh. ~Noel wrinkles her nose~ And zey stain your teeth and ze hair and...Hey where are you going? You were zerious about ze not liking ze candy cane zing..?
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~Noel's mouth dropped open. No! She wasn't going to date either of those two they were like her sisters, it would just be scandalous! She decided to keep her answers short and simple so she would seem uninteresting to them~
What sort of hobbies do you have?
Watching ze TV
What is your favorite dessert?
Chocolate Cakez
How would you spend a quiet evening?
Readingz a book.
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~She felt bad putting Bon and Scent off like this, but she just couldn't~
What is your favorite smell?
Ze Rozez
How would you make a filly feel special?
~she turns bright red again and mutters things off-topic about the weather, she just couldn't answer that kinda question from Scent~
If you looked in the mirror and saw your true self, would you be happy with what you saw?
Oui! I mean..Yes! Wiz out a doubt!
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~She sighed. Alright here we go, some stallions more her speed and station. She smiled at Quill, she liked him, while he was a bit...a**l, he was handsome and very thorough.~
How have you enjoyed your experience with us in Phonyland?
Er...yes...? Moi ..I mean I...love it here very much.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate the quality of our service?
Qual..i..ty..? I do non know...a....eight?
How may we better serve you upon your next visit?
~Noel felt really confused, what kind of dating questions where these?~ I would..like to zee...more...stallionz?
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~Inwardly Noel went squee! Fireflight was sooo handsome and sooo popular, going out with him would be a dream! As he sat across from her, she took off her sun glasses and batted her long lashes at him. She puts her full accent back into her voice so that maybe she'll sound more exotic to him~
What's the most exciting thing you can think of right now?
Oh I think zat it would be good to go somewhere zat only ze pegusuz can go and maybe ah...play zome scrabble? ~she winks suggestively~
What's the first thing that comes to mind when I say..."FIRE!"
Flight! ~she clops her hooves together~ do moi winnings?
Is Silent Quill a stick in the mud?
Oh, moi iz non concerned with ze Quill! It iz vous who iz sitting in front of moi now! Tell me about vous..
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~Noel tried to look cool as this phony sat down in front of her. She'd, uh, sampled, a lot of his pocky when he wasn't looking during the carnival during her rabid sugar binge. With luck he wouldn't have noticed it was her or had noticed at all~
What is your favorite flavor of pocky?
Oh..I like zee chocolate ones. Ze basic and ze best in mo..my opinion.
What is the craziest thing you've ever done?
Ahh well..maybe zese isn't ze best thing to admit but sometimes I uhm, go to zese binges on sugar..ahh it really is not ze kind of thing one should discuss on ze first meeting!!
If you had a different name, what would it be?
Goddess! ~she blushes a little and laughs, embarrassed ~ Ah haha zat sounds 'orribly does it not?
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Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2011 10:09 pm
Glico wandered in, slightly late due to stuffing himself on pocky. He'd been kind of absent-minded lately, so had no idea what was going on, but everyone seemed to be here and having fun, so he had to join in. Questions... questions... The first one was easy. Or at least easy for Glico to ask it. The others took a bit more time for the pocky-obsessed phony to think up. [b]What is your favorite flavor of pocky?[/b]
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[b]What is the craziest thing you've ever done?[/b]
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[b]If you had a different name, what would it be?[/b]
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Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 10:02 am
TACO thought it was awesome that everyone showed up here for his "girlfriend for the night" tryouts. He knew everyphony loved him, but this really did confirm it. He could not be happier with how this was turning out. Somewhere in this crowd was that special lady that he was going to lay tonight.
Out of the corner of his eye, TACO spotted a true vixen, a lady of class and refinement. Sexy, yet not trashy. A bad girl, yet oh so good.
He wasn't quite sure what kind of Phony she was, but they broke the mold when they manufactured her. TACO turned his swagger up to 11, and did his best strut up to her. Oh yeah, he knew how to work it.
You lookin' for a good time?
To the point.... I like it. TACO is always looking for a good time. TACO enjoys giving a good time. Now the question is, do you want TACO to have a good time giving you a good time, baby?
What's your favorite Pokémon?
I want to put my Diglett into your Cloyster.
What's the sexiest place you can think of? Doesn't have to be romantic, just sexy.
Wherever I am, is the sexiest place. Let's blow this snorefest and let you get a closer look at my sexy place.
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TACO next figured he should give Nega a pep talk. He was still a virgin after all. He had yet to learn that special way to follow the instruction manual and insert Tab A into Slot A (or slots B, C, or D for that matter).
Wouldjer call yerself a nice person?
Being nice is never going to get you laid. The ladies like bad boys. You're a bear, and she's a salmon. You need to dig your claws into her and rip her out of her natural habitat and smack her on a rock a few times. Get what I'm saying?
What're yer hobbies?
You should tell her you hobbies are whatever she's into. IE: You like Hugh Grant movies, and getting caught in the rain. You also like rock her world. Always treat the ladies right; that's why TACO is so successful.
Wot's yer opinion on fellers what eat dead animals?
You might want to cut that s**t out, bro. It's creepy.
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Oh yeah, TACO could get behind this next lady. So dirty. Always with a candy cane in her mouth. Now that she was away from that lame-o she was joined at the hip with, and free from the pack, it was time for TACO to go in for the kill.
Do you like candy canes? If not, please move along and don’t waste any more of my time.
Wanna see my candy cane? I promise it'll be the best one you've ever had.
Do you fall asleep ALL the time? If not, please inform me of any other interesting quirks or habits you may have which I will enjoy helping you fix later.
TACO has no flaws. TACO will never have flaws. I don't know what you're talking about.
What is your favourite thing to do EVER? (PS. Mine is eating candy canes, and yours should be too.)
I enjoy eating candy canes, Hugh Grant movies, and getting caught in the rain. Most of all though, I enjoy making you happy and rocking your world.
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Bon was a tough nut to crack, but TACO wasn't the kind to give up. He would keep on trying until she admitted she had a deep love for him, and wanted him more than any other stallion in Phonyland. That look of terror she was giving him, that was really a look of joy. TACO had seen it on many ladies many times, so he knew what he was talking about.
What sort of hobbies do you have?
I enjoy Hugh Grant movies, and getting caught in the rain. TACO also enjoys ladies who know their way around the kitchen. TACO gets hungry for a late night snack every now and then, and is usually too tired to make himself a sandwich.
What is your favorite dessert?
You. With whipped cream and a cherry on top.
How would you spend a quiet evening?
No evening is quiet when I'm around, baby! I love loud rock and screams of pleasure.
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This broad really didn't like him. She held some sort of grudge, only TACO couldn't think of what he could have possibly done to ignite these feelings. For a while he thought she was just playing hard to get, but now she was just playing hard. TACO was never one to give up on a challenge.
What is your favorite smell?
I like how fresh rain smells as we watch it from the window of a log cabin. There's a fireplace, and a Hugh Grant movie playing on the TV. The night is dark, and we only dimly see each other. I draw you in close for a kiss, and I can smell your perfume. It smells like my favorite thing in the world: you.
How would you make a filly feel special?
Well, there's this one move I like. You put one leg behind your head, and the other three are used for jumping up and down on a trampoline. While you're doing this, I'm juggling three lemurs and reciting poetry. Works every time.
If you looked in the mirror and saw your true self, would you be happy with what you saw?
TACO looks at himself in the mirror multiple times a day just to see himself. What are you talking about? Of course I'm happy with what I see! My hair is great. I mean, really great. Like it's the best mane here, don't you agree? My true self is a hot piece of a**.
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TACO remembered seeing this lady when he first got to Phonyland. She was one frigid ice cube. She just needed the right kind of heat to thaw; TACO's heat.
How have you enjoyed your experience with us in Phonyland?
I'd enjoy it more if you let your hair down and went wild for a bit. TACO can help with that. I'm the best at reliving your stress. We'll spend a quiet evening together watching a Hugh Grant movie, and when you get weepy and vulnerable, I will pull you into my arms and give you a real good experience.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate the quality of our service?
Baby, you're a 10. Don't let any sleezy man tell you anything different.
How may we better serve you upon your next visit?
Eager to please! That's the quality I most look for! For my next visit, why don't you wear something skimpy and revealing? And bring a fondue pot.
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Another dude? Seriously? He was cutting in on TACO and Nega's turf. Well, really just TACO's turf, but he was nice enough to throw his best bud some lady scraps. Worst of all was the way the ladies were making eyes at this guy. Geeze. Who even likes yellow that much? Way too bright of a color. This guy needed more make up and pastels if he wanted to seal the deal.
What's the most exciting thing you can think of right now?
You being my wing-man and taking home the ugly girls while I bang the hot ones. Hey man, nothing personal. At least you'll still get laid.
What's the first thing that comes to mind when I say..."FIRE!"
That bad pyrotechnics accident I had last year. Not cool to bring that up, man. I still have scars from that. Lesson time: Don't stick your you-know-what in a fireworks shooter.
Is Silent Quill a stick in the mud?
I'd put my stick in her mud, if you know what I mean. Why? Do you have the hots for her? I guess I can take sloppy seconds, just this once though.
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TACO had to play it cool. He could see through Noel's disguise. After all, he was always coated in seven layers of make-up and costumes himself. But, he was pretty sure his bro, Nega, had the hots for this one. TACO usually didn't pay attention to the thoughts and wishes of others, but he could make an exception, just this once.
What do vous zink iz ze more importanted? ze beauty of ze inzidez or ze beauty of ze outzidez?
Outside. I mean, look at me. Am I not the most beautiful thing you've ever seen? Um... I mean, next to purple crooked tooth Phonies....
Do vous believe in ze true lovez?
I believe in true love right now. Passionate love that lasts a night. No having to see the other phony in their laundry day panties. Hey, have I mentioned my awesome friend who's into true love and Hugh Grant movies and getting caught in the rain?
Do vous zink zat every phony 'az zome phony for zem??
I think every Phony should have TACO for them. Okay, almost every Phony.
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What was with this sausage fest? At least this guy made a poor impression by not showing up on time. TACO always came on time. It's why his fans loved him so much.
What is your favorite flavor of pocky?
The big sized ones. More is always better. Not that I need to compensate or anything....
What is the craziest thing you've ever done?
Let me tell you about this time when I was on tour. I was in that C*cktails bar, and ladies were getting loose on the floor as I sang my greatest hits. The night was a blur of booze and glitter cocaine. All I know was that I woke up with a few of those C*cktail ladies... let's just say the manufacture them in "fun size".
If you had a different name, what would it be?
Dreamweaver. I believe we can make it though the night. Oh Dreamweaver. I believe we can touch the morning light.
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Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 11:33 pm
Candy Cane bounced up and down in excitement. After gobbling down ten or so candy canes while waiting she was totally ready to go! Bring on the question! She pranced her way over to her future husband and/or wife and got to work.
What is your favorite thing about TACO?
I like your hair. It’s floofy.
If you could be with TACO for only one night, how would you spend it?
At a Mexican restaurant. Your name makes me hungry.
Hypothetically, if you were stranded on a desert island with TACO, and could only bring one karaoke CD with you, what song would you like TACO to sing to you repeatedly until a rescue team arrives?
Jingle Bells. <3 it’s my favourite.
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You lookin' for a good time?
Are you?
What's your favorite Pokémon?
Delibird.
What's the sexiest place you can think of? Doesn't have to be romantic, just sexy.
How can a place be sexy? I dunno. A park.
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Wouldjer call yerself a nice person?
Yes, of course. Except for when I get mad... or when I don’t get what I want.
What're yer hobbies?
Eating candy canes, waking up Yawn, protecting my candy canes, screeching really loudly, making pillow forts.
Wot's yer opinion on fellers what eat dead animals?
It’s okay as long as they eat a candy cane afterwards so they have nice minty breath.
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What sort of hobbies do you have?
… hahaha. I still think the way you talk is funny. <3
What is your favorite dessert?
Candy canes. Or that nice dessert you made me. I liked that.
How would you spend a quiet evening?
Quiet evenings are boring.
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What is your favorite smell?
Minty yumness.
How would you make a filly feel special?
I’d make her play with me ALL DAY.
If you looked in the mirror and saw your true self, would you be happy with what you saw?
Why wouldn’t I be? Unless my hair was all muddy when I looked. Then I’d just need a wash.
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How have you enjoyed your experience with us in Phonyland?
There needs to be more candy cane related stuff. Come see me, we’ll talk.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate the quality of our service?
I’m getting a service? I don’t feel serviced. I’ll say 0.
How may we better serve you upon your next visit?
… can I touch your hair? Stay still. I want to pet it.
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What's the most exciting thing you can think of right now?
Candy canes… and hot air balloons.
What's the first thing that comes to mind when I say..."FIRE!"
… extinguisher. Word association games are boring. Next question.
Is Silent Quill a stick in the mud?
Who’s Silent Quill?
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What do vous zink iz ze more importanted? ze beauty of ze inzidez or ze beauty of ze outzidez?
You can’t see inside beauty so I guess it’s not really important.
Do vous believe in ze true lovez?
Yawn and Tangle have true love… z. So I guess it exists.
Do vous zink zat every phony 'az zome phony for zem??
Nope.
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What is your favorite flavor of pocky?
What is pocky? Do they come in mint flavor?
What is the craziest thing you've ever done?
I tried to start my own army to take over the world with but my second-in-command kept falling asleep so I gave up.
If you had a different name, what would it be?
Why would I have a different name? That’s a stupid question.
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